Incident at Cabela's (A SPORTING GOODS STORE) > > A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for > her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one > to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. > A Cabela's associate is standing there wearing dark > shades. She says, 'Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me > anything about this rod and reel?' > > He says, 'Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if > you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything > from the sound it makes.' > > She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter > anyway. > > He says, 'That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite > rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. Test line. It's a > good all around combination; and it's on sale this week > for only $20.00.' > > She says, 'It's amazing that you can tell all that > just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll > take it!' As she opens her purse, her credit card drops > on the floor. > > 'Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,' he says. > > She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At > first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is > no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. > Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only > person around? > > The man rings up the sale and says, 'That'll be > $34.50 please.' > > The woman is totally confused by this and asks, > 'Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale > for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?' > > He replies,'Yes, ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, > but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50. >
Gosh Barren...hope this gal realizes how lucky she is to have you in her life. Try not to worry too much, it will all work out. Best wishes for much happiness...
PS-are there any other men like you that would make their lady feel so welcomed?
I have a 17lb blk/white shorthair cat....I do not think she looks like me.......well maybe a little when she is stroked under her chin...hmmmmmm......... the only perturbing habit she has is she takes all the register covers off in the rooms...right now she is lying across the entire register hoping for heat....cant even see the register
I can think of younger days when living for my life Was everything a man could want to do. I could never see tomorrow, but I was never told about the sorrow.
And how can you mend a broken heart? How can you stop the rain from falling down? How can you stop the sun from shining? What makes the world go round? How can you mend a this broken man? How can a loser ever win? Please help me mend my broken heart and let me live again.
I can still feel the breeze that rustles through the trees And misty memories of days gone by We could never see tomorrow, noone said a word about the sorrow.
And how can you mend a broken heart? How can you stop the rain from falling down? How can you stop the sun from shining? What makes the world go round? How can you mend this broken man? How can a loser ever win? Please help me mend my broken heart and let me live again.
I can relate to this...have a gf at least 1/2 hr late if not more. Me...I am usually a couple minutes early but always on time....with her though...I know better that to hang about.....
I envy those in love and have someone to come home to each night to tell their day to. The cat really doesn't understand...those that have someone that accept them and will listen to whatever upsets them and offer comfort and to whom I might offer comfort in return....just having someone in life I guess...
Most fun I had was standing in a rushing brook up to my thighs in icy cold water fishing for brook trout....caught the biggest fish (11 incher) and fell in....great fun...have never lived it down....
when you do something nice for someone instead of them saying thank you or something positive they turn around and pick on you with a nasty comment...well I guess I really dont know....
Till a couple weeks ago I had not been on CS for a few months (have been a member for a couple years) and got quite a shock when I came back....still getting used to it all...hi everybody, my name is Mary...
"You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give." I am a giver not a taker, look for something positive each day that may bring happiness in my life and a smile to others..why do people constantly take advantage of me?
Breakfast is fun to cook when you have someone to cook for...once in a while I will cook an omlet on Sun morning...been trying to stay away from the pancakes and sugar stuff...I agree with Dru....nothing like a good peanut butter toast...on the weekend only though.......use slim fast during the week. OH...I can make a mean blueberry muffin.....
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hope you all are having a GREAT weekend!
Katy!
you go gurl!
Happy Birthday Big Guy!
wishing you a better today tomorrow.........
RE: What're ur pets' names?
cats name is Betty (after betty boop) aka Bet Bets