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WHY WOMEN ARE HAPPIER THAN MEN - EVIDENTLY WRITTEN BY A GUY LOL

I aim to please good afternoon Jacko...... have a nice afternoon..better than mine sigh stuck in doors finishing some over due work cheers

RE: Solve mysteries!

diva

RE: The little things that drive women wild!!!!!!!

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RE: What women thinks of men

aorry typo chugged along slowly

RE: What women thinks of men

hhmm I only remember that it chugged alot slowly....I dont actually remember its size are daytonas big or small cars?

RE: What women thinks of men

A phallic symbol well maybe yes ....that women pick you up despite the daytona must be a boost to your ego at least you know they are not after your money

RE: Daddy..........how was I born?

Brilliant Jacko where do you getr them from ? tell me your secret!!!!LOL:

RE: ok - fill in the last line ;)

.....and two to put to sleep under a warm rug.......

RE: Cancel credit cards prior to death

LOL...Oh well so you have proved one adage wrong jacko you still continue paying taxes and dues after death wonder if there is some payee system up in heaven or hell as the case may be so how are you coping with post 50 syndrome ........... have creaking bones set in or are you coping by getting a new harely

RE: Solve mysteries!

.......look forward to the next one from you.....not very good at riddles myself

RE: Solve mysteries!

Is it the five senses so a human being ......some help here from someone else on the forums .....please.......

RE: Solve mysteries!

hey Brunette...no we have never met ...never been to a cs meet yet!!!!!! always a first time i guess yes i know as a ghost i am a bit elusive ...but then I actually met a guy on cs who still complained i remained a ghost dunno: so i guess i photo wont hel that much hhhmm i hate being beaten at something so i dont know ....an animal....a fruit.....hmmm how about chocolate .....thats my first love

RE: Solve mysteries!

good morning Brunette ..wow never thought I would appreciate gloomy Malta but its freezing up north.....looks like a xmas pic post card but you feel as if your nose is going to fall off...how do the homies there do it oh as to your riddle so is it a baby or a child

RE: Happy Birthday......Jacko21

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACKO.......HAVE A GREAT DAY.....AND MAKE A WISH.......AND HAVE FUN TOMORROW WITH YOUR FAN CLUB

RE: If you could choose to change ....

Actually sorry rusty have to differ with you here that was a really good joke Lagoona ...I hate to admit... really hit the nail on the head

RE: If you could choose to change ....

Sorry was not referring to the one you have up now I would however go with the other he is really cute

RE: If you could choose to change ....

Nice photo I think going by your looks you will fit the job to a t.........

RE: If you could choose to change ....

hhmm work on a ranch in Australia.....or do they use that for the USA and there is another word for Australia ........... with animals.........meet kangaroos and ride all day

comepetion: who can post the scariest ghost story for those who dare

Thanks flower of the snow .....incidently nice name oh someone was looking for you ........left you some very nice poems ..... ...you evidently have an admirer

RE: If you have a nice long list of jokes.............

ok rusty here goes marriage jokes ...just to remind you of what you escaped LOL

It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.

Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!

There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

comepetion: who can post the scariest ghost story for those who dare

hey guys in the lead up to xmas lets see who can derail it a bit by posting the scariest ghost story .......

hhmm the prize for the winner will be discussed later LOL


HERES MINE

Some years ago a man bought a 'fixer-upper' house and after several hours work, decided to eat a cold supper, sleep there, and continue early the next day. As he was lying in bed, thinking about what to do the next day he heard the wailing of a small child. Sitting up in his sleeping-bag he looked across the room towards the staircase and saw the figure of a small child, hardly more than an infant, descending the stairs, crying. He called out to it, but it ignored him, and passed in front of him and went into the living room.

As he rushed into the room he saw the figure, still crying, pass through the wall next to the fireplace. The wailing sound continued, and then died away. Severely shaken, the man (I don't have his name, sorry) nonetheless went to sleep, but rose early the next morning and attack the wall where he had seen the phantom leave the room.

Imagine his surprise and horror when he found the skeleton of a young child inside the wall! He promptly called the sherriff's office, who removed the skeleton, and after the necessary paper work he and the two officers held a token funeral service at the local graveyard. That night the man waiteed expectantly, but saw nothing. However, just as he was beginning to fall asleep, he heard the faint sound of laughter. No visions, just the sound of a child laughing. But that was all. And from that time until today, he has heard nothing else.

RE: TETE A TETE

hey have you been resurrected under a new name and picture - decided it was time for a new identity good for you off with the old and on with the new ......we should do that in real life too

RE: TETE A TETE

HI Water dragon how are you today what time is it down under

RE: why are so few people sending mails?

Well maybe you can get a friend who is better in English to help you .....once he has offered why dont you enlist lagooona whatever his shortcomings his english is very goood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RE: why are so few people sending mails?

hi Brainy your pic looks fine ....you look very pretty and your profile sounds very interesting...probably jan 1305 is right and you need to improve the english a bit and add something to brainy in your name for some humour ...otherwise to hell with everything else be yourself and just enjoy the threads and getting to know people here and the emails will come in with time...of course when they do then you will have a new problem alot fo them will be duds but hey ......thats the virtual world

RE: 4 seasons

Who are you thinking of eating Rusty

RE: 4 seasons

the seasons are like our changing emotions......spring is bright and clear..summer is hot and sultry.........autumn is misty and gloomy........and winter is cold and crisp.................

RE: Blankety Blank

surpirsed / iguana....

RE: Wedding Rings

Hi Atlam have a nice evening and i hope you meet the kind of guys who dont need to be kept at bay with false wedding rings

RE: Wedding Rings

Well you know Atlam honesty and sincerity is inbuilt and goes way beyond a wedding ring ......my ex husband never had one ...I rarely wore mine cos I hate jewellery of any kind on me........we never cheated .......I mean in any conversation with a person if you are being up front the fact that you are married have kids etc ...would come up pretty soon......deceit can take place on many levels ...I have met men who wore wedding rings and give you so many excuses !!!!!!!!!!!!!