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"National tequila day"

When I owned restaurants , it was part & parcel of the job .. If you can't beat them , join them , kind of thing , but now I work in a alcohol free environment, I can take it , or leave it..
On a night out , I tend to have 2 /3 max . At least that way, you can savour the past evenings events confused smitten laugh

"National tequila day"

We've all been there !
My worst memory was when I went to a party .
I drank a cocktail of spirits & all I can remember was waking up with a huge hangover in a bath with a semi naked girl in my clutches..
The only thing that freaked me out was that I couldn't remember where I placed my cigarettes .dunno confused laugh

"National tequila day"

It's always the last one that knocks you over the edge!

The valuable lesson here is , stick at 12.professor laugh

"National tequila day"

Not your lucky number then ...scold laugh

"National tequila day"

Today , here in England , is "national tequila" day!

We used to be good friends , until a few years back, when a friend bought back a brand called "tequila gold".
Let's just say the night didn't end well. drinking doh cool

Any fans of the stuff , or do you have any bad memories of a drunken bing of another alcoholic beverage , you've tried to erase from your memory .help wave

RE: Do You Talk Yourself Out Of Dating !!

Then don't talk to me , if I'm so offensive . Simples !!!

RE: Do You Talk Yourself Out Of Dating !!

Banter dear, banter.. Don't take yourself too seriously, it's such an unattractive quality .comfort

RE: Do You Talk Yourself Out Of Dating !!

Well you can thank me for teaching you a valuable lesson !!

Don't expose your love life on a public forum .professor scold

Your welcome .bouquet

RE: Do You Talk Yourself Out Of Dating !!

People can disguise their insanity with a few mails , but talking via phone can prove a little more difficult . banana doh

RE: Do You Talk Yourself Out Of Dating !!

Ok forums or mail!!
A couple of mails , a bit of flirting & then go in fro the kill( ask for a contact no.)
If the result is negative , move on!

Anyone who puts all their eggs in a dating site, will be there eternally ..

professor wink

RE: Do You Talk Yourself Out Of Dating !!

The forums are not a serious place for flirting , the real stuff is done privately cool

RE: Big difference in age - for and against

Do you know him personally , or is it his power that is the attraction?

I wonder how people like macron & Donald trump would fair on a normal playing field ?

RE: Big difference in age - for and against

A photo of your future wife.

RE: Big difference in age - for and against

She buys all her mini dresses from the curtain shop.doh laugh

RE: Big difference in age - for and against

I've already provided for both of you , regarding living accommodation .

I bought a lovely 2 bed in Pakistan , next door to Ali .. Give him my kind regards & be sure to send me some mangos when they ripen.thumbs up hug laugh

RE: Big difference in age - for and against

I may compromise myself , if she was wearing a "mini"cheering laugh bouquet wink

RE: Big difference in age - for and against

Nah .. The weddings still on .thumbs up wave cheers

RE: Big difference in age - for and against

Really confused
I though I was being quite liberal... I was originally going to say hours.dunno laugh wave

RE: Big difference in age - for and against

You mean you dated much older or younger?

RE: Big difference in age - for and against

There's enough dirty old men & perverts on this site, without your comments encouraging & justifying their actions !

RE: Big difference in age - for and against

There are moral rules ...
Show some respect for those who have children !
Would you be happy if your young daughter dated someone older than yourself ?

RE: The Best Thing You've Done Lately

Making sacrifices for our kids is just part of being a parent !

You have to be a parent to understand what unconditional love is !

She's as good as gold.. Taking a year off studying to pay for her masters at uni.
Phewdoh laugh

RE: The Best Thing You've Done Lately

Just payed of my daughters holiday & car insurance !!
Scared to open the the other brown envelopes but one thing I'm sure of is, I ain't got the funds to go abroad this year.moping

Being a single parent ain't all it's cracked up to be!doh wave

RE: Big difference in age - for and against

Just be careful not to show them to Mike D12.. The doctor told him too much excitement may put his health at risk .comfort laugh

RE: Time and life

RE: Time and life

Does it a Diesel engine , or does it run in hay ?dunno laugh

RE: Time and life

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Big difference in age - for and against

Although I would have a wheelchair handy , especially on the first night of his arrival .wink wave laugh

RE: Big difference in age - for and against

Ooooowwww. Temper temper .scold

60... Yeh right doh

RE: Time and life

Can you enlighten us then , starting from your school days .
Was it hard growing up with Mile D12 as your best friend ?dunno laugh

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