A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "what happened, what's the hold up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Paris Hilton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
While reading the posts I head on the news channel about how a Saudia Arabia talk show fellow was instructing Saudi men the proper way to discipline their wives. I guess there's a proper way to beat women. Who knew????
In passing this weekend, I heard a little bit about it. Then today there was a short article in the newspaper.
It's fine to slap this fella around for his less than brilliant comment regarding 3rd world women, but I've not seen the first comment or thread about the Saudi approach to dealing with women.
Just cover your bases. Get home, cell or work phone numbers from the guy. Make sure answers match up at different times. If I were a female, I'd never give out my home number. But that's me. Most guys are probably okay, but it just takes 1 oddball.
Hell, I would ask for a fair amount of info from a female. They can be nutcases too. But then I'm not looking~
Think back on something he said he wished he had...surely over 3 months he's mentioned something. Not to thrilled getting "big" gifts, I'd rather get something that someone's put some thought into....that shows they were paying attention.
I got rice cooking in the microwave Got a three day beard I don't plan to shave And it's a goofy thing but I just gotta say Hey I'm doing alright
Yeah I think I'll make me some homemade soup Feelin pretty good and that's the truth It's neither drink nor drug induced No I'm just doin alright
And it's a great day to be alive I know the sun's still shinin when I close my eyes There's some hard times in the neigborhood But why can't every day be just this good?
It's been fifteen years since I left home Said good luck to every seed I'd sown Give it my best and then I left it alone Oh...I hope their doin alright
Now I look in the mirror and what do I see? A lone wolf there starin back at me Long in the tooth but harmless as can be Lord I guess he's doin alright
And it's a great day to be alive I know the sun's still shinin when I close my eyes There's some hard times in the neigborhood But why can't every day be just this good?
Sometimes it's lonely Sometimes it's only me And the shadows that fill this room Sometimes I'm fallin Desperately callin Howlin at the moon... Ahwoo! Ahwoo!
Well I might go get me a new tattoo Or take my old Harley for a three day cruise Might even grow me a Fu Man Chu... Oh Aww!
And it's a great day to be alive I know the sun's still shinin when I close my eyes There's some hard times in the neigborhood But why can't every day be just this good?
And it's a great day to be alive I know the sun's still shinin when I close my eyes There's some hard times in the neigborhood But why can't every day be just this good?
Cupcake, if you look back very far, you'll be reflecting back on the time you were in diapers. You're not that old
I think from whence I came, and...in general, I'm pleased. But, I also wonder how life would have been had I taken a left turn at different points in my life, instead of a right turn. It does no good to wonder really...but one still does.
I heard that when Hillary gets elected, that all NFL football games will have to end in a tie, so that no one gets their feelings hurt. That way everything will be fair to everyone
Indyfella Forum Posts (18,150)
RE: OMG
Well, she might get screwed in the end