[Funny Phone Call - Child's Play One March evening, the boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
'Hello.'
'Is your daddy home?' he asked.
'Yes', whispered the small voice.
'May I talk with him?'
The child whispered, 'No.'
Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mommy there?'
'Yes.'
'May I talk with her?'
Again the small voice whispered, 'No.'
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'
'Yes', whispered the child, 'a policeman.'
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'
'No, he's busy', whispered the child.
'Busy doing what?'
'Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman, 'came the whispered answer.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a Helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'
'Hello-copper' answered the whispering voice.
'What is going on there?' asked the boss, now truly alarmed.
In an awed whispering voice the child answered, 'The search team just landed the hello-copper.'
Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?'
Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle: 'ME.'
I am scared of heights so no climbing walls for me to break down, rather have a moot filled with water, with only me having the draw bridge to allow someone to come in.
What you do is make a small slit in your breasts put in a balloon then blow it up. You can have any size you want. Just sew up the slit after, but be careful when someone leans on you or wants to squeeze.
Your right I should know better than to say anything here, as there are always people like you who think they know best. Like I have not done all I could.
The one that goes from downtown to the southside, it is called the high level bridge. She is always picking up guys, even at bus stops and then goes off with them to stay at the hotel.
My youngest always picks up guys at the club, last week she picked up 3 at the same time. Did not tell me what she did with them except one jumped off the high level bridge to prove to her he could do it. He was alright.
You do know about love that is why you felt so hurt when a relationship does not work out. But I agree honesty is the most important with communication.
I just found out that someone is e-mailing people about me, telling them to beware of me as I am always changing my photos. Well I have decided to not put any up anymore, since people like to complain and likely report me.
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RE: If roses are red
Roses are red,violets are blue,
God made me an angel,
so what
happend to you?