RE: How Do you Make a good PB&J

too bad something else on Eric shinks in the cold.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: How Do you Make a good PB&J

I think I am already old.....do not like the real cold days or real hot days.....do not know where I would go.conversing dunno

RE: How Do you Make a good PB&J

your nose is going to growliar laugh

RE: How Do you Make a good PB&J

We all need two places, one for the winter months and one for the summer months.laugh

RE: How Do you Make a good PB&J

Now that you are back, and winter coming, when are you going to go back to the warmth.laugh

RE: How Do you Make a good PB&J

Now I know what to make the grand kids for lunch today. Never thought of putting margerine on the outside and putting them in the skillet.applause

Can Anyone Give me a Straight Answer About Adam and Eve

In Genesis 1 God creates humans "male and female" in his image, and gives them dominion over the living things he has created, and commands them to "be fruitful and multiply."

Genesis 2 opens with God fashioning a man from the dust and blowing life into his nostrils. God plants a garden (the Garden of Eden) and sets the man there, "to work it and watch over it," permitting him to eat of all the trees in the garden except the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, "for on the day you eat of it you shall surely die." Then God creates the animals, attempting to find a help-mate for the man; but none of the animals are satisfactory, and so God causes the man to sleep, and creates a woman from his rib. The man names her "Woman" (Heb. ishshah), "for this one was taken from a man" (Heb. ish). "On account of this a man leaves his father and his mother and clings to his woman

Can Anyone Give me a Straight Answer About Adam and Eve

'God, I have a problem.'

'What's your problem Eve?'

'I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all these wonderful animals as well as that hilarious snake, but I'm just not happy, '

'And why is that Eve?'

'God, I am lonely and bored and I'm sick to death of apples.'

'Well Eve, in that case I shall create a man for you'

'Man? What is that, God?'

'A flawed base creature with many bad traits. he'll lie, cheat and be vain. He will revel in childish things. he'll be bigger than you and will like fighting, hunting and killing things. He won't be too smart so will need your advice to think properly. He will have a limited emotional capacity so will need to be trained. He will look silly when aroused, but since You've been complaining of boredom, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs and you need never be bored again.'

'Sounds great', said Eve but what's the catch, God'

'Well, you can have him on one condition.'

'And what's that, God?'

'As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring, so you'll have to let him believe I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret. You know, woman to woman.'



SORRY JUST COULD NOT HELP ITapplause

RE: wat ever happend 2 JACK AND JILL?

well now you know what happened to them.laugh

Can Anyone Give me a Straight Answer About Adam and Eve

It would have taken a long time for their kids to grow up and marry their brothers and sisters and does the bible not say they went to a far off place. Would not the family been in the same place.

Can Anyone Give me a Straight Answer About Adam and Eve

but if it is a true story why only test Adam and Eve, and if there were others why not get one of them for Adam instead of making Eve.conversing

RE: wat ever happend 2 JACK AND JILL?

Jack broke his crown and now does not remember anything, so he went off with someone else.

Jill fell behind him and when saw he took off with the other chick fell into deep depression and was placed in a mental hospital for life.

Can Anyone Give me a Straight Answer About Adam and Eve

If God not only put Adam and Eve in the garden but also made others outside of the garden, why bother with the garden in the first place.

Can Anyone Give me a Straight Answer About Adam and Eve

When Adam and Eve got kicked out of the Garden, where did the people come from that their kids married?

If they were the first people and they gave birth to the first generation where did the other people come from that were far away?dunno

RE: "ThanksGiving."

This Thanksgiving will be different for us.

My daughter and her boyfriend and his son will be going to Calgary on Friday and returning on Sunday to spend Thanksgiving with his family as his father is very ill and will not live much longer, so this will be the last time he will see him alive.

My other two daughters and my two grand daughters will be here with me Saturday and Sunday and then we all will be together on Monday for our Dinner.

I am thankful that my youngest has been sober and off drugs for two months now.

My 4 yr. old grand daughter is seeing the heart specialist again tomorrow and glad they found out from her sleep test that her heart is bad again and she will likely need surgery now.

I am thankful that my 2 yr. old grand daughter is finally seeing the specialist for her hearing on Friday and now we can finally find out what can be done for her and have the tumor behind her ear removed and hopefully with hearing aids will be able to hear. She is wearing glasses now so she can finally see enough to learn to sign.

RE: ROLE CALL!!! Single?

single, single, single, do I have to say it again SINGLElaugh

What is considered over the hill.

The way my legs move I feel like I should be in my 80's. I have had all kinds of tests done and they still say it is just artritis.

What is considered over the hill.

I am leaving for now, but I will be back to check up on you all.laugh

What is considered over the hill.

No it was I had to stop doing things as my legs would not bend or my hips from arthritis. I was doing fine until they pulled the medicine off the market and have not found one that does the same since.

RE: Why does the op make a thread..

Sorry I had to leave by orders of my daughter, she wanted the computer, but I do return, and here I am....for the moment.laugh

What is considered over the hill.

I miss going for walks around the neighbourhood and just walking through the mall. Now I get too tired and half to sit down all the time or the pain gets too bad.

What is considered over the hill.

I will be 59 this year and I am feeling like I am getting over the hill now. My legs do not work like I would want them too and cannot do what I used to love to do.

Anyone else feel like they are over the hill now?conversing

RE: THE LAST ONE TO POST HERE IS A SUPERSTAR.......PART 7.

No buttering me up, just make me a superstar. laugh

RE: THE LAST ONE TO POST HERE IS A SUPERSTAR.......PART 7.

I want to be a superstar.conversing

RE: "Good Night

Now find your way to the bedroom and go and tuck yourself in the nice cosy bed. Sweet dreams.sleep

RE: Here I go again, need prayers for my brother Larry

So sorry to hear about your brother. Hoping things turn out alright for him, will keep him in my thoughts.comfort hug

What Would You Do

There is no waiting list.

What Would You Do

That is the only clinic here, and do not have car to drive anywhere else.

What Would You Do

That is the person in charge, ecept maybe the dr., and you would never get to talk to him.conversing

What Would You Do

The clinics here are taking no new patients. Should I just go in there and say I will not leave until I see a doctor, or just go in everyday asking,"are you taking new patients yet" or just give up.

They said they have not taken anyone new in a year, do I have to wait until someone dies first, to make room. My daughter got stung by a bee and went in and they would not treat her as they are not taking anyone new.

dunno confused

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