Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?
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The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.
Men keep'a scrollin'...
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.
There are some guys that don't mind. It's selfish to let that stop them and their loss anyway. I have kids, my ex-gf had kids, it was uncomfortable but we got through it. Just didn't work out for other reasons. The girl I'm interested in has one, although she's not a kid anymore, but it's our turn now. My two sons are 18 and 21.
So Des, drinks all around and you're late with the jokes buddy.
Swaying room as the music starts Strangers making the most of the dark Two by two their bodies become one
I see you through the smokey air Can't you feel the weight of my stare You're so close but still a world away What I'm dying to say, is that
Chorus:
I'm crazy for you Touch me once and you'll know it's true I never wanted anyone like this It's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss I'm crazy for you, crazy for you
Trying hard to control my heart I walk over to where you are Eye to eye we need no words at all
Slowly now we begin to move Every breath I'm deeper into you Soon we two are standing still in time If you read my mind, you'll see
Chorus:
I'm crazy for you Touch me once and you'll know it's true I never wanted anyone like this I'ts all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss You'll feel it in my kiss because I'm crazy for you Touch me once and you'll know it's true I never wanted anyone like this Its all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss im crazy for you, crazy for you crazy for you crazy for you
its all brand new, im crazy for you and you know its true, im crazy, crazy for you its all brand new, im crazy for you and you know its true, yeah, Im crazy for you Crazy for you baby im crazy for you
Three women worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, the boss left work early. One day, the women decided that when the boss left they would leave too. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early? The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, had some playtime with her son, and went to bed early. The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date. The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband. But when she got home, she heard a muffled noise coming from inside her bedroom. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss! Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house. The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead said they planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them. "No way," she said. "I almost got caught yesterday!"
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How could I have gone this long without asking Tina to dance?
RE: The night club is open
We're still busy Des.