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RE: How to keep a Woman happy

fruity fruity, now when was it again.

RE: How to keep a Woman happy

thought it was grunt and whistle, learn somthing new every thread.

RE: How to keep a Woman happy

wots that mean ???

RE: How to keep a Woman happy

the only blokes in the inter rant side are the ones lik super nitro how boring should get a life.

RE: New word with ending letter

mixed with patchouli, wow

RE: How to keep a Woman happy

I swear....I'll come for this event, no kidding...Sunday roast in Spain??....

THE HELL YEAH!!!!!!
give over lago you are only interested in the breast and the stuffing

RE: How to keep a Woman happy

yep thats right mate good old birds.

RE: How to keep a Woman happy

in breast, stuffing and custard. yep sure am

RE: How to keep a Woman happy

now that sounds supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

RE: How to keep a Woman happy

nah but it dont half get some sympathy and compassion.

RE: How to keep a Woman happy

Hi Elley, did these women have glass doors on their houses, why cos that saw you coming.

RE: How to keep a Woman happy

now thats the best bit.

RE: How to keep a Woman happy

finally we are getting somewhere at last. now talking of muscles with that what you do. ......

RE: How to keep a Woman happy

certainly wernt the defib unit more like vibr........tor

RE: How to keep a Woman happy

and dont forget where we used to spray brut 33 we use deep heat now.

RE: How to keep a Woman happy

no i am looking for the defibrilator unit now only to find the battery is flat.

RE: words that rhyme

seduction

RE: How to keep a Woman happy

oy

RE: How to keep a Woman happy

Hi Uli

nah that hurts

RE: How to keep a Woman happy

Bring them on babe, if some of the massage is included with it

RE: WHAT TRAITS DO YOU MOST DISLIKE IN OTHERS?

it wasnt pheonix cos he was PLONKing on Henrietta

RE: How to keep a Woman happy

come on ginger, there are enough of this sort around. its gentlemen like Lago, rusty and myself that are scarce cos we dont like hanging about on the street corners these days, has something to do with the lumbago and arthritis

RE: How to keep a Woman happy

Now I know what to do to keep you happy Marti....
Hi lago, yep buy her a drink and two straws, and a sunday roast.

RE: How to keep a Woman happy

could also be the perfect husband

RE: WHAT TRAITS DO YOU MOST DISLIKE IN OTHERS?

Hi marti

how many ONE

RE: WHAT TRAITS DO YOU MOST DISLIKE IN OTHERS?

or the loins

RE: How to keep a Woman happy

Hi ginger,

works boths ways dont it!!!!!!

RE: WHAT TRAITS DO YOU MOST DISLIKE IN OTHERS?

hi hi have you bought marti one yet

RE: How to keep a Woman happy

My darling , my lover, my beautiful wife
Marrying you has screwed up my life
I see your face when i am dreaming
thats why i always wake up screaming

Kind intelligent, loving and hot
this describes everything your not
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But i only slept with you cos i was pissed

I thought i could love no other
that is -- until i met your brother
I love to feel your sweet embrace
but please dont remove the bag from your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn am i good at telling lies
My love you take my breath away
what did you step to smell this way

My feelings for you, no words can tell
except fo maybe "go to hell"
And what inspired this amorous rhyme
four parts vodka and 1 part lime.

RE: WHAT TRAITS DO YOU MOST DISLIKE IN OTHERS?

nah the speaking clock in hong knog is even better.