wixomwizard Forum Posts (3,636)

RE: why do [b]all[/b] woman

It is rumoured a big butted woman in a bath tub inspired Don Ho to write the song, 'Tiny Bubbles.'

RE: why do [b]all[/b] woman

So...you are saying you just have to exhale the methane gases?

LISTERENE...aisle 3

RE: Test for Dementia

great minds think alike...sometimes...I think...maybe not

RE: I'm beginning to think N. K. & america are in kahoots.

I can see your problem clearly...you are thinking.

RE: Test for Dementia

Wrong question...which one did I get? I was just waking up.

RE: Test for Dementia

I'm doomed!!!

RE: ITS OFFICIAL! Women dont need men to make babies!

I think the 'Kama Sutra' is ready for a 2nd and 3rd volumn.

RE: Test for Dementia

Mother...can I have a drink of water?

RE: ITS OFFICIAL! Women dont need men to make babies!

Good morning Laura! I think you and I should do this thing for the sake of science....look at it as a mission field.

RE: ITS OFFICIAL! Women dont need men to make babies!

Let's see now...where were we?

RE: ITS OFFICIAL! Women dont need men to make babies!

Who else will handle the lil' critter's fer ya?

RE: ITS OFFICIAL! Women dont need men to make babies!

You are sure gonna miss all the fun the male contributes in making them babies. Your loss...

RE: Conrad

Heavenly Father who Created and sustains all things on Earth and in the heavens, I ask on my friend Conrad's behalf that you be with him and the doctor's who are doing the surgery on his heart. Guide them in the wisdom and skill that you gave them,, according to your will. I ask that my brother and my friend be restored to perfect health once more so that he can return to his family here. let him be in peace and comfort throughout the whole operation and let your angel's of mercy watch over him...In the precious name of Your Son Jesus, who gave His best for us on the cross. Amen


On a personal note Connie....don't get your butt stuck to the bed pan. Hurry back, I miss ya...not too much, but I miss ya.

RE: Say Something, Anything....but be NICE Not! lol

Lucky You...

Good morning Ken.

RE: Good Bye Daddy

False alarm...I'm still here.

RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WIX

Total speculation on my part. I had a wonderful day yesterday and today was even better. My daughter, her boyfrind and two others came over to spend some time and fix dinner; complete with birthday cake.
Thank you for being my friend.

RE: Happy Birthday, Ambrose!

Happy Birthday Ambrose!

RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WIX

Thank you Sassy...I hope the coffee's fresh pass the coffee cake , please.

RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WIX

Thank you, my beautiful friend. Long time...no talk to.
I have missed chatting with you.

RE: What are you worth?

You will be...if you are leaving it and I am in it.

RE: What are you worth?

I hope his name is not Bernard Madoff!

RE: What are you worth?

Typical Canadian...always over estimating their worth.

I hope you know I'm kidding of course.

RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WIX

Thank you pretty lady. That means a lot coming froma buckeye!

GO BLUE!

RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WIX

Thank you, I did.

RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WIX

Thank you pretty lady, it is so nice to hear from you.

RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WIX

Thank you pretty lady. We have'nt chatted for awhile, but I have always considered you my friend.

RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WIX

Thank you 'smorgasboard'.

RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WIX

Thank you pretty lady, I thought you left. I'm glad you did'nt.

RE: If Jesus comes back to earth, will he be crucified again?

I hope I don't put you in cardiac arrest, but, I agree with you.

If you read the story of Creation VERY closely I believe you will see that. I did'nt see it myself until very recently. You need to look at the story of Creation as a puzzel. Once all of the pieces are in their proper place and understood, the picture becomes clearer. The key is to study what is being said. there is a sequence to follow. Read Gen 1:27-29 then go to Chapter 2 read and study the whole chapter and ask for understanding. The answers are there.

RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WIX

Thank you sir...