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RE: CS Global Awards 2008

I already nominated dude and croatlus earlier in the thread....how many awards do you think he rates? btw Indy, I named you too.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: i bet none of you people are even intelligent enough to discuss how they created the universe ?

Me Too???banana smitten

RE: i bet none of you people are even intelligent enough to discuss how they created the universe ?

Let me guess: You passed wind and the butt dust traveled around in infinate space , until enough collected in one area to create Planet Earth. Moisture appeared and accumulated enough to where bacteria finally appeared and it made it's way to land and evolved into present day truck drivers with road rage.

Am I close?professor rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

I resemble that remark....banana angel smitten teddybear

RE: TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

Twas the night before Christmas
when all through the garage, not a creature was stirring, not even my Dodge.
The tires were hung on the wood pegs with care, in hopes that Saint Nickalas would fill them with air....That's it, I just had a brain fart.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Put something in the pocket of the one above you ..

a dozen eggs.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: CS Global Awards 2008

Leave him alone, he looks better that way....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Flirting

Ahhh, I'm in love for the umpteenth time this morning.smitten hug teddybear wine rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose

RE: CS Global Awards 2008

Too much information award....Tamarin lol

RE: CS Global Awards 2008

Most failed lobotomies before posting a thread award....A tie b/w Dude and Croatlusrolling on the floor laughing

Most loyal puppy and mans best friend award....Dawn7z

Most walking contradiction,partly truth and partly fiction award....Ship

Least Magical award....myself

Loveliest Rosebud award....Rose of Sharon

Least likely to whatever award....ols man

Most likely to be a failed Obama fan....Indy

Most likely to gag first....Kiiwii

RE: When you see the person above you......say first word comes to ur mind ?

Yup

RE: Flirting

Will do, how about your guy?hug teddybear bouquet

RE: Flirting

Still no word, could have sworn I saw her on the news last night.dunno sigh blues

RE: Flirting

Getting 'Gooder and Gooder' all the time.blushing angel smitten grin

RE: Flirting

Good morning speedy fingers....How's my gal pal today?rolling on the floor laughing banana banana hug kiss teddybear

RE: Flirting

Are you trying to say "eat me?'banana banana

RE: what are the main causes a woman becomes unhappy in a relationship

Nope....but it never hurts to have a good friend, so if you put me there, I'll be content and stay.hug teddybear

RE: How do you know it's time to lose weight??

When a person looking right at you, can't tell whether your coming or going.professor rolling on the floor laughing

RE: what are the main causes a woman becomes unhappy in a relationship

Me thinks you love tons of TLC and chocolateprofessor banana banana

RE: what are the main causes a woman becomes unhappy in a relationship

She runs out of batteries....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: How do you know it's time to lose weight??

You know it's time to lose weight, when your scale screams at you, "ONE FRIGGEN PERSON AT A TIME."rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: yes drugs are fun

Don't let oldman find out about this threadlaugh

RE: What Turns Women Off

You took the mouth right out of my words...professor rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Bald, shaved or a full head.

I agree. If your bald already, then just shave it. A rug on a guy looks ridiculous, it looks like they need a chin-strap accessory.professor rolling on the floor laughing

RE: AM I ONE OF THE VERY FEW ROMANTICS?

A romantic lover should seek to serve his/her beloved, unconditionally, with no expectation of getting anything in return.

RE: Palin

I would'nt touch HER with yours, I'd be afraid of something dropping off.barf grin

RE: Palin

If you don't want her, send her my way....I'd strap her on like a OBA.banana banana rolling on the floor laughing

RE: My Favorite Book. Yours?

Watership Down is another favorite.wink

RE: AM I ONE OF THE VERY FEW ROMANTICS?

Don't foget breakfast in bed, a small unexpected gift, a back and foot rub at the end of a long and tiring day, a little 'I love you,without condition' note at work or flowers for no apparent reason other than the giving of them.smitten hug

RE: Travel Through Time

Would that be with or without you, pretty lady?
confused grin banana Sorry about the banana, it's been getting quite a workout this morning.rolling on the floor laughing

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