Bubba walk's into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range in price from $250 to $500 in price..the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most shee item and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs,put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy-), 'I have an idea. It is so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorro, and keep the $500 refund for myself!
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. Bubba declares,'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron the wrinkles out of it!
Ok ladies...I'm off to get something to eat and do a errand or two. This has been great fun and I'm glad we were all able to get a smile and perhaps a laugh. Be back later!
I'm a little surprised Ted Nugent is'nt mentioned at all. He's not called the Motorcity Madman for nothing. Jim McCarty is another local boy who should be in there somewhere also.
I agree with 100%. I did not vote for the man, but it is he in office, not me. We should LOVE one another without conditions...that do'es not mean we have to LIKE them. I happen to believe that a elected official is given office by a higher power than a human voter. Once Obama has achieved his purpose in office, he will be removed and another put in his place.
I have both LP and CD. His cover of Albert King's, 'Hideaway', was a dead nuts, carbon copy of the original. Chord for chord. A great tribute to another great guitar player.
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There's a remarkable resemblence to someone I used to know here...Ih well, if you are new, I guess thiat makes me slightly used.