Mine was during the summer between 10th & 11th grade. We went together for a few months & mutually decided to break up, just before school started back up. I went to the shore (beach) with his family that summer & we had a great time.
We got back together a few times after I graduated. In fact, I was "seeing" him while he was stationed in California in the Navy. He'd write me all the time. Unfortunately, I met my (now) ex-husband while he was out there. When he came home, he wanted to get together at my place & have a few beers. Stupid me... I invited my (now) ex too. That was the end of that.
I ended up getting married, of course, to the wrong guy. When I saw his engagement in the paper, I knew I'd made a huge mistake. Then, my ex & I were walking the dog one day & walked past the church, just as my first love & his new bride were coming out. I left my ex shortly after that. No use in delaying the inevitable.
My first love is now married with 4 kids. I saw him & his brood last summer. He hasn't changed too much, but he doesn't keep himself the way he used to.
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'
'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.
'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.
'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'
'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.
'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'
'Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.'
The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'
I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'
I just know you're laughing! You're gonna send it on - aren't you
Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband shouted, ' I warned you to be careful, now we will have to apologise and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.
A warm voice said, 'Come on in.' When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.
A man reclining on the couch asked, 'Are you the people that broke my window?'
'Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that,' the husband replied.
'Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll Give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself.'
'Wow, that's great!' the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, 'I'd like a million dollars a year for! the rest of my life.'
'No problem,' said the genie. 'You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!'
'And now you, young lady, what do you want?' the genie asked. 'I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world,' she said. 'Consider it done,' the genie said. 'And your homes will always be safe from fire,burglary and natural disasters!'
'And now,' the couple asked in unison, 'what's your wish, genie?'
' Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your wife.'
The husband looked at his wife and said, 'honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?'
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, 'You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?'
'You know I love you sweetheart,' said the husband.
'I'd do the same for you!' So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop fun, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, 'How old are you and your husband?'
'Why, we're both 35,' she responded breathlessly.
'Really?! Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?
Sometimes if I get a flower or mail from them, I'll look a bit closer. Yes, what they say does matter to me. And this might sound shallow, but if they're lacking in grammatical skills... to me, that's a turn-off. But then, I did a lot of proofreading & editing in my previous position. And my mom used to scold me for always correcting my brother & sister. I can't help it! Just always been a pet peeve of mine. But I've gotten much better throughout the years!
You too hon! BTW, I want to tell you that I envy you, finding a man to love & relocating, not only to a different state, but to a different COUNTRY!! How exciting!! I wish you & Eric the very best!
AAWWW thanks! But I don't think the baby pouches are so bad though. I've heard more than one man say (at least to me) "I like a woman with a little meat on her bones".
I had this young couple pay me a great compliment the other night. And when I told them I'm a grandmother, you should've seen their jaws drop!! They were so sweet!!
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Lunch break here, so I thought I'd pop in & see who's here.
RE: Who was your first love?
Mine was during the summer between 10th & 11th grade. We went together for a few months & mutually decided to break up, just before school started back up. I went to the shore (beach) with his family that summer & we had a great time.We got back together a few times after I graduated. In fact, I was "seeing" him while he was stationed in California in the Navy. He'd write me all the time. Unfortunately, I met my (now) ex-husband while he was out there. When he came home, he wanted to get together at my place & have a few beers. Stupid me... I invited my (now) ex too. That was the end of that.
I ended up getting married, of course, to the wrong guy. When I saw his engagement in the paper, I knew I'd made a huge mistake. Then, my ex & I were walking the dog one day & walked past the church, just as my first love & his new bride were coming out. I left my ex shortly after that. No use in delaying the inevitable.
My first love is now married with 4 kids. I saw him & his brood last summer. He hasn't changed too much, but he doesn't keep himself the way he used to.