I used to work 3rd shift and we would spend our 30 minute lunch outside at the picnic tables. Well, the F***rs on 1st shift programed the sprinklers to turn on 28 minutes into our lunch and they were aimed straigt at the tables.
Ok, the crew leader (horsesass) on 1st got demoted and had to work with us on 3rd.
One night he sat with us outside and he fell asleep. We knew it was about time to get up and walk
towards the door. So we let him sleep through the 28 minutes and watched him get sprayed by the
sprinklers. He was sooooo pissed off, he never spoke to any of us again!
RE: would you still love me if:
Don't forget women work 40 + hours a week too! House work is not "extra" work, it's basicresponsilbility regardless of how many hours you worked during the week. If i'm working 40+ hours a
week and taking care of all the home responsiblities, Then sweety better pack his bags and move
back into his mama's basement!