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Jul 1, 2008 7:35 AM CST would you still love me if:
morningmist4
morningmist4morningmist4portland, Oregon USA2 Threads 14 Posts
WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME IF I DID NOT KEEP HOUSE?
WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME IF I GAINED 5 POUNDS?
WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME IF I CAME HOME CRANKY FROM A BAD DAY AT WORK?
WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME IF DINNER WAS NOT ON THE TABLE AT 5:17PM EXACTLY? (YOU GET HOME AT 5:14 BUT YOU GET 3 MINUTES TO CHANGE CLOTHES.)
WOULD YOU SILL LOVE ME IF THE KIDS WERE NOT IN BED BY 9:00PM?
WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME IF I DID NOT KNOW THAT YOUR BOSS PULLED YOU ASIDE TO TELL YOU THAT YOUR DEPARTMENT WAS FALLING BEHIND AND YOU WERE ON NOTICE OF TERMINATION IF IT DID NOT PULL UP TO COMPANY STANDARDS?

WOULD YOU STIL LOVE ME IF I DID NOT KNOW WHAT YOU WERE THINKING WHEN YOU WALKED IN THE FRONT DOOR OF THE HOUSE, THE KIDS WERE RUNNING AROUND LIKE IT WAS DISNEYLAND SINCE THE MOTHER OF THE SOFTBALL TEAM GAVE THEM SODA POP AND CHOCOLATE CAFFIENE INDUCED SUGAR HIGHS, AND SINCE IT IS NOW 8:46PM AND DINNER IS NOT EVEN IN THE OVEN (I BROUGHT HOME TAKE IN BAKE PIZZA), I WAS CRANKY FROM A BAD DAY AT WORK SINCE THE COPIER BLEW UP AND DIED MY FACE BLUE SO I ATE THE BUNK CAKE AT THE OFFICE PARTY AND GAINED 5.5 POUNDS,THE HOUSE LOOKED LIKE A TORNADO HIT IT. BUT YES, I SEE YOU SITING AT THE TABLE, WAITING FOR YOUR DINNER. I WILL HAVE IT THERE AS SOON AS I PUT THE KIDS TO BED, PICK UP THE BEER BOTTLES FROM YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS, PUT THE PIZZA IN THE OVEN, BRUSH THE KIDS TEETH AND TUCK THEM INTO BED AND TAKE MY SHARE OF TYLENOL.

I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU TOO.

WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME?head banger
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Jul 1, 2008 7:42 AM CST would you still love me if:
DizzyDi
DizzyDiDizzyDiLancashire, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 1,761 Posts
Tea on the table at 5.17pm exactly rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 1, 2008 7:46 AM CST would you still love me if:
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
I tell you what if someone didn't still love me after all that. Id be telling them to hit the road joy
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Jul 1, 2008 7:46 AM CST would you still love me if:
valleygirl
valleygirlvalleygirlottawa, Canada139 Threads 4 Polls 786 Posts
DizzyDi: Tea on the table at 5.17pm exactly



that's a releive no need tylenol anymorerolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 1, 2008 7:47 AM CST would you still love me if:
morningmist4
morningmist4morningmist4portland, Oregon USA2 Threads 14 Posts
FINGER SANDWICHES WITH THE TEA?laugh laugh laugh
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Jul 1, 2008 7:48 AM CST would you still love me if:
darlynda
darlyndadarlyndatazewell, Tennessee USA49 Threads 4 Polls 1,093 Posts
sxc666: I tell you what if someone didn't still love me after all that. Id be telling them to hit the road
thumbs up
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Jul 1, 2008 7:48 AM CST would you still love me if:
morningmist4
morningmist4morningmist4portland, Oregon USA2 Threads 14 Posts
sxc666: I tell you what if someone didn't still love me after all that. Id be telling them to hit the road


DIVORCED

peace dancing applause
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Jul 1, 2008 7:49 AM CST would you still love me if:
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
morningmist4: DIVORCED
Id say it was for the bestuh oh laugh laugh
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Jul 1, 2008 7:53 AM CST would you still love me if:
DizzyDi
DizzyDiDizzyDiLancashire, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 1,761 Posts
sxc666: Id say it was for the best



lived with someone like that for nearly 15 years and people wonder WHY I had a nervous breakdown rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 1, 2008 9:40 AM CST would you still love me if:
sxynite69
sxynite69sxynite69Greensboro, North Carolina USA4 Threads 259 Posts
This sounds like my daily routine and he still says he loves me!

cheering
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Jul 1, 2008 9:40 AM CST would you still love me if:
shipoker55
shipoker55shipoker55St. Petersburg, Florida USA211 Threads 2 Polls 9,362 Posts
morningmist4: WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME IF I DID NOT KEEP HOUSE?
WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME IF I GAINED 5 POUNDS?
WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME IF I CAME HOME CRANKY FROM A BAD DAY AT WORK?
WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME IF DINNER WAS NOT ON THE TABLE AT 5:17PM EXACTLY? (YOU GET HOME AT 5:14 BUT YOU GET 3 MINUTES TO CHANGE CLOTHES.)
WOULD YOU SILL LOVE ME IF THE KIDS WERE NOT IN BED BY 9:00PM?
WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME IF I DID NOT KNOW THAT YOUR BOSS PULLED YOU ASIDE TO TELL YOU THAT YOUR DEPARTMENT WAS FALLING BEHIND AND YOU WERE ON NOTICE OF TERMINATION IF IT DID NOT PULL UP TO COMPANY STANDARDS?

WOULD YOU STIL LOVE ME IF I DID NOT KNOW WHAT YOU WERE THINKING WHEN YOU WALKED IN THE FRONT DOOR OF THE HOUSE, THE KIDS WERE RUNNING AROUND LIKE IT WAS DISNEYLAND SINCE THE MOTHER OF THE SOFTBALL TEAM GAVE THEM SODA POP AND CHOCOLATE CAFFIENE INDUCED SUGAR HIGHS, AND SINCE IT IS NOW 8:46PM AND DINNER IS NOT EVEN IN THE OVEN (I BROUGHT HOME TAKE IN BAKE PIZZA), I WAS CRANKY FROM A BAD DAY AT WORK SINCE THE COPIER BLEW UP AND DIED MY FACE BLUE SO I ATE THE BUNK CAKE AT THE OFFICE PARTY AND GAINED 5.5 POUNDS,THE HOUSE LOOKED LIKE A TORNADO HIT IT. BUT YES, I SEE YOU SITING AT THE TABLE, WAITING FOR YOUR DINNER. I WILL HAVE IT THERE AS SOON AS I PUT THE KIDS TO BED, PICK UP THE BEER BOTTLES FROM YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS, PUT THE PIZZA IN THE OVEN, BRUSH THE KIDS TEETH AND TUCK THEM INTO BED AND TAKE MY SHARE OF TYLENOL.

I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU TOO.

WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME?





In a word....NO
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Jul 1, 2008 9:48 AM CST would you still love me if:
gringa
gringagringaPuebla, Mexico2 Threads 431 Posts
shipoker55: In a word....NO

Seriously, Ship? Why? confused

(or am i being gullible?...be nice to me, and you'll still have my vote tongue)
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Jul 1, 2008 9:50 AM CST would you still love me if:
alabamabebe
alabamabebealabamabebeBanks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA66 Threads 3 Polls 4,404 Posts
morningmist4: I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU TOO.


confused Why?? Who needs this kinda cr@p?
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Jul 1, 2008 10:03 AM CST would you still love me if:
shipoker55
shipoker55shipoker55St. Petersburg, Florida USA211 Threads 2 Polls 9,362 Posts
gringa: Seriously, Ship? Why?

(or am i being gullible?...be nice to me, and you'll still have my vote )





Because if there are kids in the house....I showed up at the wrong house....again!!!tongue tongue
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Jul 1, 2008 10:05 AM CST would you still love me if:
gringa
gringagringaPuebla, Mexico2 Threads 431 Posts
shipoker55: Because if there are kids in the house....I showed up at the wrong house....again!!!


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 1, 2008 11:58 AM CST would you still love me if:
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
morningmist4: , PICK UP THE BEER BOTTLES FROM YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS,


That one comment tells what kind of a guy he is!

I would assume that you also took his shoes off for him, ran his bath-if he took one, picked up his dirty cloths and fold back the covers on his side of the bedrolling on the floor laughing

Don't sound much like love to start with.
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Jul 1, 2008 12:01 PM CST would you still love me if:
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
shipoker55: In a word....NO



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 9, 2008 1:27 AM CST would you still love me if:
Cary0608
Cary0608Cary0608Mandaluyong City, Metro Manila Philippines3 Threads 340 Posts
morningmist4: DIVORCED



ANNULLEDlaugh
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Aug 5, 2008 11:41 AM CST would you still love me if:
pyaremohan
pyaremohanpyaremohandelhi, Delhi India19 Threads 1,084 Posts
Yes ,alwaysssssssssssssssss forever teddybear
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Aug 5, 2008 11:43 AM CST would you still love me if:
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
Only if I "choose" to love you in the first place..wink
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