RE: Which woman...will you send virtual...hugs to on CS?

Another example of what drink can to a genius, I will say again smoke blow it won' do that to you.

RE: One more time

You always need money, born with a bowl in your handlaugh

RE: Which woman...will you send virtual...hugs to on CS?

I didn't know you cared rolling on the floor laughing

RE: 007

And in the meantime, the Indian people die and rot in their thousands except the elite few.

India has already been declared Red by the UK, we don't want them and their disease

RE: Happy Birthday Karlo..

happy birthday

RE: I'm Thinking #2

I just say as I find, grin

RE: 007

We still love your long hair best Merc.laugh

RE: 007

You're the one starting trouble.

RE: 007

I agree I am so much betterteddybear

RE: Women with short hair Vs women with long hair?

Oh I miss you pK you were a good friend to me and Rainbow.teddybear

RE: Women with short hair Vs women with long hair?

Some women can carry hair any style, some always look like ragamuffins.

RE: I'm Thinking #2

No, it was put first in the fragile porcelain teacups, to prevent the hot tea from shattering the porcelain.

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By the way, it is mental health week. that's why I first started this thread.

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I am eating well and getting exercise, that is a good step to start..

RE: I'm Thinking #2

We in the UK see nothing on this post Merc???

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That is true, I used to think people who have mental health problems were weak, I now know those who face up to them are strong, don't ever be afraid to talk about them.

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There is a good success with chemo these days never give up hope, my prayers are with you, for him.

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I heard your right hand is well-lovedtongue

RE: Should Prince charming be banned for kissing Snow White without consent

“Go on,” she shouted, “Have a go.”
He said, “Oh Mirror, please don’t joke
Each of us is stony broke
Which horse will win tomorrow’s race,
The Ascot Gold Cup Steeple-chase?”
The Mirror whispered sweet and low
“The horse’s name is Mistletoe.”
The Dwarfs went absolutely daft
They kissed young Snow-White fore and aft
Then rushed away to raise some dough
With which to back old Mistletoe
They pawned their watches, sold the car
They borrowed money near and far
(For much of it they had to thank
The Manager of Barclays Bank)

They went to Ascot and of course
For once they backed the winning horse
Thereafter, every single day
The Mirror made the bookies pay
Each Dwarf and Snow-White got a share
And each was soon a millionaire
Which shows that gambling’s not a sin
Provided that you always win.

RE: Should Prince charming be banned for kissing Snow White without consent

Childhood

SNOW WHITE
AND
THE SEVEN DWARFS
by
Roald Dahl


>When little Snow-White’s mother died
The King, her father, up and cried
“Oh, what a nuisance! What a life!
Now I must find another wife.”
(It’s never easy for a King
To find himself that sort of thing.)
He wrote to every magazine
And said, “I’m looking for a Queen.”
At least ten thousand girls replied
And begged to be the royal bride
The king said with a shifty smile
“I’d like to give each one a trial.”
However, in the end he chose
A lady called Miss Maclahose
Who brought along a curious toy
That seemed to give her endless joy.
This was a mirror framed in brass
A MAGIC TALKING LOOKING GLASS
Ask it something day or night
It always got the answer right
For instance, if you were to say
“Oh Mirror, what’s for lunch today?”
The thing would answer in a trice
“Today it’s scrambled eggs and rice.”
Now every day, week in week out
The spoiled and stupid Queen would shout
“Oh Mirror Mirror on the wall
Who is the fairest of them all?”
The Mirror answered every time
“Oh Madam, you’re the Queen sublime
You are the only one to charm us
Queen, you are the cat’s pyjamas.”

For ten whole years the silly Queen
Repeated this absurd routine
Then suddenly, one awful day
She heard the Magic Mirror say
“From now on Queen, you’re number two
Snow-White is prettier than you.”
The Queen went absolutely wild
She yelled, “I’m going to scrag that child.”
“I’ll cook her flaming goose, I’ll skin her
I’ll have her rotten guts for dinner.”
She called the Huntsman to her study
She shouted at him, “Listen, buddy,
You drag that filthy girl outside
And see you take her for a ride
Thereafter slit her ribs apart
And bring me back her bleeding heart.”
The Huntsman dragged the lovely child
Deep deep into the forest wild
Fearing the worst, poor Snow-White spake
She cried, “Oh please give me a break.”
The knife was poised, the arm was strong
She cried again, “I’ve done no wrong.”
The Huntsman’s heart began to flutter
It melted like a pound of butter.
He murmured, “Okay, beat it, kid.”
And you can bet your life she did
Later, the Huntsman made a stop
Within the local butcher’s shop
And there he bought, for safety’s sake
A bullocks heart and one nice steak
“Oh Majesty! Oh Queen,” he cried
“That rotten little girl has died.
And just to prove I didn’t cheat
I’ve brought along these bits of meat.”
The Queen cried out, “Bravissimo
I trust you killed her nice and slow.”
Then (this is the disgusting part)
The Queen sat down and ate the heart
(I only hope she cooked it well
Boiled heart can be as tough as hell)

While all this was going on
Oh where, oh where had Snow-White gone?
She’d found it easy, being pretty
To hitch a ride into the city
And there she’d got a job, unpaid
As general cook and parlour-maid
With seven funny little men
Each one not more than three foot ten
Ex horse-race jockeys, all of them
These seven dwarfs, though awfully nice
Were guilty of one shocking vice
They squandered all of their resources
At the race-track backing horses
(When they hadn’t backed a winner
None of them got any dinner)
One evening, Snow-White said, “Look here,
I think I’ve got a great idea
Just leave it all to me, okay,
And no more gambling till I say.”
That very night, at eventide
Young Snow-White hitched another ride
And then, when it was very late
She slipped in through the Palace gate
The King was in his counting house
Counting out his money
The Queen was in the parlour
Eating bread and honey
The footmen and the servants slept
So no one saw her as she crept
On tip-toe through the mighty hall
And grabbed THE MIRROR off the wall

As soon as she had got it home
She told the Senior Dwarf (or Gnome)
To ask it what he wished to know
“Go on,” she shouted, “Have a go.”
He said, “Oh Mirror, please don’t joke
Each of us is stony broke
Which horse will win tomorrow’s race,
The Ascot G

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Ok Ro you are a good man, I'm sorry if I confused you, your answer to me was sound, and look after skedaddlecats meow

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I didn't mention pills my whole thread is about the value of therapy, talking to other human beings

Good luck to you and your cat Ro you can talk to me anytime.

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You of all people should know the danger of denial, up to you though, no rules here.

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I hope that helps some people, I need other people's input. Don't go into denial, it will come out worse later

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I have shared therapy sessions with people from many nations, it seems there is a common factor in the emotions experienced, it certainly teaches tolerance of different cultures.

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yes, this counts, it helps to talk about it, I too fear another lockdown,

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Maybe not, but I did say I have some problems with anxiety, due to coronavirus, and walk into a face full of negative comments against me, I'm just a bit touchybeer handshake

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I see we have a group of thread wreckers here.

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I think you suffer from disappearing brain syndrome, with a bit of luck you may disappear, some people have real problems so go away troll.

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Happy mental health week, many people have suffered psychological problems with Covid.

I am suffering from anxiety, and have joined a group therapy program how have you fared.

Get it off your chest, .share it helps

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