RE: Happy birthday to me

Enjoybouquet happy birthday

RE: Easter Greetings

Do you have a real-life job as well Merc, I thought you lived in the gymlaugh Happy Easter by the way

RE: What About OLD People ?

Older people take their time and enjoy the journey as well as the destinationcheering

RE: I'm Thinking #2

Where's the link??

My cleaner loves dancing, and looks good doing it, (she has a nice bum, shhhhh)

She sends her regards.

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I just hope Boris keeps his nerve with people entering the UK, and quarantine the lot.

RE: What do you think about this site policy ?

Certain Americans should be archived as being past their sell-by datelaugh

RE: Newbie

Welcome Trixie, believe only Tomcat.laugh bouquet

RE: I'm Thinking #2

That dancing is so cool.

I am a mass of bruises today, I should explain.

My hobby is bare-knuckle boxing or cage fighting as it's called, I lost last night, he was too fast for me but I gave him a fat lip.
My girlfriend says I'm crazy (friend only) and enjoy getting hurt maybe she's right but I enjoy the competition and do win a lot, does anyone else have strange hobbies.

Or am I a lone nut case???

RE: When was your last kiss?

I am vaccinated, and my cleaner practices sanitising to the n th so when she gave me a high five it was like an electric shock, I think if I kissed a woman it would probably blow my head off.laugh laugh

RE: Easiest thing to cook is

My accountant feels so sorry for me , he pays melaugh

RE: Alrighty then Women Only.aka WOMEN ONLY. There are Rules although...as follows.

Yeh sounds a bit like his stylerolling on the floor laughing

RE: Easiest thing to cook is

No dressing??

RE: Easiest thing to cook is

homemade salad with pilchards in tomato sauce and garlic dressing, no cooking.cheering cheering cheering

RE: Alrighty then Women Only.aka WOMEN ONLY. There are Rules although...as follows.

I suppose he could be binarycheering

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Thank you.

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I lost my sister a month ago, I had to watch her funeral on a telecast.

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Our new sten gun injection machines are go, just line them up and walk down the line holding the trigger.
Reward, a night with the women of my choice.
I'm hallucinating againlaugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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They want me to join the injection teamdunno

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It worries me a bit they are using stirrup pumps for the second oneconfused

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Unusual times I had my vax and didn't drop deadlaugh laugh laugh laugh

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My chain saw awaitslaugh laugh laugh laugh

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Well, I don't know which government you're under in Manchester but South of Watford we are under the Conservative who are doing a good job in the circumstances.
We're making positive headway,

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Pubs, restaurants, and other hospitality venues have been closed since January after the country was plunged back into a lockdown following rising Covid-19 rates and the spread of mutant variants. The country has remained in lockdown since then, with the government even debating introducing blood tests for punters hoping to visit the pub. While nothing is confirmed, all four UK countries have started slowly easing lockdown restrictions, introducing softer rules on outdoor socialising. As the ‘rule of six’ returns in England, when can pubs, bars, restaurants, and cafés finally reopen?


Pubs, bars, restaurants and cafés will be allowed to reopen for outdoor drinking and dining from no earlier than April 12. It is hoped that hospitality venues will be allowed to open indoor areas for drinking and dining from mid-May.

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Biris has eased lockdown on us here in England, We can socialise outdoors up to six people, no hugs or snogging.
I am getting ready to go out and face the world.It's a bit scary, but our vaccination rollout has been good in spite of the jealous EEC trying to cause trouble for us, are you guys coming out??



From today in England:

• Groups of up to six people - or two households - can socialise in parks and gardens

• Football and cricket pitches, tennis and basketball courts, outdoor swimming pools can reopen

• Golf courses and sailing clubs can reopen

RE: Security or spying?

I think it's quite in order to run background checks on anyone who will be working in my house, as I have some valuable items around plus confidential personal information.

It is better if someone I know, or a relative can vouch for them.

But as far as lovers go, I think I would have to trust them, or I wouldn't be going out with them.

Brunch

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RE: This Is My Page

My Scientific advisor cleaner advises me that some people in New South Wales have developed web feet. and flatulent (gas-filled ) floating doggies.laugh

RE: This Takes The Cake

It is common practice in the States and Canada To have someone pack your groceries and wheel them to your car.
Though in these times I think the cashier was justified in her approach especially as the store had given her an option. JMO

RE: What Could Make People More Desperate ?

Sorry Tanzilla, I'm dyslexic myself, just carry on I knew what you meantwine

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