tomcatty Forum Posts (6,885)

RE: I'm Thinking #2

Oh.

RE: I'm Thinking #2

Oh, why is your back burning???

RE: I'm Thinking #2

Well that woke me up, Merc, swing that botty

Why do women always want to change.

You can't live with them, and you can't live without them.

Why do women always want to change.

She is French.##

Why do women always want to change.

Most cockneys would say the skin and blisterhood, That is them that were born within the sound of Bow bells

Why do women always want to change.

The tom-toms are beating around the sisterhood

I guess we're toast

Why do women always want to change.

I try my best but ungratefulness is sharper than a serpent's tooth.

Why do women always want to change.

They just don't appreciate how lucky they are

Why do women always want to change.

There are so few good women, they are taken quickly

Why do women always want to change.

Sweet dreams

Why do women always want to change.

Sometimes I think we men aren't appreciated, for the genuine lovers we are!!!!!

Why do women always want to change.

But you want to change everyone into a plumber

Nite Nite, don't let the bedbugs bite

Why do women always want to change.

You are saying this is another one those unexplained mysteries of the Universe

Why do women always want to change.

There seems to be some sort of instinct in women to mould men to their liking.

Even to the groceries, he buys.

Even my cleaner is trying to train me to buy food how she thinks best, to buy what she considers healthy food.

She even became quite stroppy when I ordered a nice sparkling wine online.

She doesn't consider wine is healthy.

Am I missing something here, I employ her as a cleaner, not as a nutritionist, but she is a woman as well as a cleaner and good cleaners are at a premium here.

So of course I smooth Clarabel, (contented cow) and fight for my democratic rights.

But why??

RE: My Italian Family catered The Last Supper ... Another Thought Provoking Thread

Well they fitted in at supper then

RE: I'm Thinking #2

Coronation St is better.

RE: I'm Thinking #2

You passed before you hit the keyboard

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Wonderful, my work is done

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Wow, your next career is assured, black male models seem to do well, but I suppose we'll have to work with what we've got

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I dunno, but a gigolo is a man who sells his favours to a lady.

older male models

What the hell is what??

older male models

I could still start up a sideline as a gigolo, but I'd still have to pay them

older male models

I was thinking of paying them.

Gotta fuel up

leave some for the others

Gotta fuel up

I sat down with a real pint, outside a pub yesterday evening

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There's hope for me yet. A new career??

sardine salad

The best sardines come from the Adriatic coast, try them BBQ'd.

Sticks and stones

How shallow, I'll have some of that

Sticks and stones

Very few people really do, they just pay lip service.