RE: If someone described themselves as 'just an average guy / gal', ... (see details) ...

Consider this , they must know there are above average and below average for the consideration, So i doubt they would post below average = Negative or Above average +Negative, so they only have one choice, Average laugh

Hi..I know I'm not exactly new but i am to EU Forums. :D

Hi..I know I'm not exactly new but i am to EU Forums. tongue

So come and say Hola (Not to many flowers plz) yay

lips

Greeting some one with a kiss, how many is OK ?

No body confused

RE: BLOCK/DELETE.........AGAIN...

comfort Hey felix will be sad to see you leave, but i'm also feeling the same. Way too many tossers on here now!

sad flower

RE: SPEAK..OUT..UR..MIND

"I'll come to this site for a good laugh and clown someone"

Some tossers are that thick they even admit being ABUSIVE clowns, Takes one to know one that's what I've always believed, along the lines of wanting respect you have to show respect...Work it out..SaggyTB

RE: Freedom of Speech - Strange going ons

Freedom of speech is a god given right, whether it be on the net or in someone's home,

But of course the freedom has to be yours !

Too many tossers think they own it! rolling on the floor laughing

cheers

RE: When (if ever) do you stop thinking?

I find alcohol shuts up that wee voice for a while problem is his noisy sister takes over laugh

P.S ISN'T THE AD ABOVE APPROPRIATE

RE: How long was your longest

11 years of marriage thumbs up loved it, last six months wasnt so good though she had her eye on another fella sigh

RE: Should the man pay on the second date.

I am of the school of thought that if you are courting, you should always pay and treat her well, She is not dumb and after the initial courting, if she wants to pay let her, not all woman are after free meal tickets. peace

RE: Howdy From Texas!

laugh laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Straight Out Of Eden..Is A Scotsman The "Grandson" Of Eve&Grandfather Of All Brits?

Ouch we a'ways knew that laddie dancing



cheers

RE: Describe your self in 3 words!

wave

Fantastic thumbs up

Sensual thumbs up

overalljustabsoulotlyanamazinhumanbeing thumbs up (no spaces one wordtongue)


cheers

RE: male-or female

peace Definitely Female

1. Turning them on could be a longer wait than normal, depending on their mood ( press the button,Ding... us men r always turned on fast ..lol)

2. They store data methodically ( We just shove it anywhere there is space ..)

3. The smallest error or problem ends up the size of Ben Nevis often with fatal commands being issued. (We just unplug it and go to the pub. Hoping it would have sorted its self out when we get home.)

4. And like a woman, when they do finally crash and give -up, they take everything with them.


tongue

Greeting some one with a kiss, how many is OK ?

I live here in the sunny med, I encounter many beautiful girls and woman on a regular basis, from all over the globe not just local females,

I naturally (now) give them a wee pucker to each cheek in quick succession, Normally left to right, getting it right is an art form or you just do the air cheek thing, I hate that one, fortunately I rarely experience that one much, and the friendlily you are the more intimate it gets, so after a while you can get to know who really likes you and who is just saying "Hola".


My thread is what's yours ?

What's your opinion on anything other than a handshake.

RE: Should Wolf-whistling be made illegal?

Nothing wrong with a wee wolf whistle now and then, it brightens up my daytongue

laugh

List 3 Things that are a MUST for your new potential partner

rolling on the floor laughing I like this one thumbs up

List 3 Things that are a MUST for your new potential partner

List 3 Things that are a MUST for your new potential partner

1.
2.
3.
gogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogo!!!wave

RE: Spain V Italy........perdictions ...7;45....kick off.....FINAL

2-1 ESPANA..let's see Going down to the local Spanish bar to watch applause

Ever feel that some times, this site would be paid members only ?

Me being a Glasgow Rangers F.C fan, I have had to quote this many times these last few monthsmoping













cheers

RE: Tell a true but short story poeple wont believe

Ha ha Cheers Lillylady I saw ur post made me laugh, it's funny because when he was just about to drive off that's exactly what i said to him, Guardian Angels do exist.

bouquet

RE: Tell a true but short story poeple wont believe

Some time ago, I was really down I was drinking more than normal not eating and working late, a friend came past my work and I went for a few beers, i eventually want to go home I stagger to find the car all the time the booze and sleep kicking in,

I was speeding on a national dual carriage way took a bend to fast and span out the car ending in a ditch to the left of the carriage way , looking to the left I could see the tarmac of the road . I could not open the door and half hearty I try'd to drive it out but wheels just spinning.

The frame of mind i was in was just get to get arrested , i gave up pulled my jacket over my head and wrists over the steering wheel as if to say arrest me, I went to sleep.

Shortly traffic cops came banging at the car they couldn't get near as I was really squeezed in, they shouted they are calling a crane to get me out,

I went back to sleep just waiting to get rescued then arrested all my thoughts are of losing job. family, car , licence, fine NIGHTMARE.

I remember all the emergency vehicles arriving and creating a huge fuss, I just went back to sleep,.................

................................fast forward next recollection is shaking some ones hand, hugging them and trying to give them my wallet then BLANK.....................


I wake up really rough on my couch, trying to recall wtf has went on?

I got the above then went to check the car in my parking, if it was there and unscratched it was all just a vivid dream ( I was hoping0 My car was there and really smashed up,,,,

I only knew the above until about eight months later in a traffic jam to the left a young guy with his girlfriend got my attention he rolled down the window to say Hello, then precede to fill in the blanks of that night ...........

It turned out he worked for me for a week some years before, just for a short time to get himself sorted . i gave him a job!

That night he was the crane driver and the a relation of one of the traffic cops, he convinced him to convince the rest that i was family and had just had some very bad news, they let him recover me and the vehicle back to my town, he managed to get my flat and took me home parked car opened door and left me on the couch.

God sent him that night . I would have lost so much.

True story !!

RE: Who from the forums,

wave

crying blues

sad flower

OK so lets have some Dating ..............

moping Well ! not doing much dating on this dating thread so far wink

RE: Can somebody explain this to me

wave meeting some one with the same likes and dislikes is a couple heading for boredom and affairs.sigh

Meeting some one new and different is the way to sparkle and find a mutal like for somthing uz both love yay

So there you go i have made the pond bigger for you! Happy Fishingreunion

RE: Can somebody explain this to me

detective IS IT! banana

RE: Whats your best joke?

Luv It, Stealing it .lolrolling on the floor laughing

OK so lets have some Dating ..............

wink you know it hug

OK so lets have some Dating ..............

Hey you wave answering a question with a question professor lips

OK so lets have some Dating ..............

lets have some Dating! I assume by posting on this category, i will instantly be getting some relating or dating angel

CS ABBREVIATIONS DIRECTORY

rolling on the floor laughing I was as well when I heard .....GILF

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