hey hottie, whazupppp? Shhhh don't call the old lady, i promise to be quiet. Me sneaking back down the emergency exit before granny comes in with the broom.
well, once you have read the manual, there will be a lengthy test, you may not survive it but if you do then there is registration and a preliminary inspection.
A friend of mine lived with his girlfriend of one year. She lost her job so he basically took care of everything. He usually works long hours but one day he got home early to find a man in his bed with his girlfriend. She said she was sorry and has begged us, friends, to talk to him but we have decided to not get involved. What advice would you give to this couple? She says she loves him and was just lonely. Is this a good enough excuse? He is still in love with her and is thinking of taking her back, he admits that maybe there was more that he should have been doing to keep her happy. I think he is insane.
A missionary was travelling with a group in Africa when he got separated from the group. He ended up in a desolate area face to face with a hungry lion. He immediately shut his eyes and ushered words of prayer to heaven,"Father in Heaven, please convert this lion into a Christian".
When he opened his eyes he found the lion on his knees, also praying, "Father in heaven, we thank you for what we are about to receive, AMEN!!!
The big bad wolf during an interview revealed that he has been greatly misunderstood. He never tried to eat the three little pigs, he was only trying to collect the rent they owed him. All he did was try to scare them into paying up. He admits to losing his temper and blowing in a few of his tenement houses. He is presently in an anger management programme and doing really well. He later took the three little pigs to civil circuit court and won a settlement plus additional awards for liable and slander.
As for the little red riding hood, he said, the problem was that he wouldn't eat her and that she for years had a teenage crush on him but he thought she was way too young. Mr. Wolf also went on to state that Little Red RIding Hood, was a troubled teen from an unstable background. He confessed later on in the interview that he used to eat granny,(a very hot mama) on a regular basis but her boyfriend, the woodcutter was a jealous man. The woodcutter is currently doing life for the attempted murder of MR. Wolf and Wolf thought it would be better for people to just think him dead. After years of hiding, WOlF has emerged from hiding only to confess his undying love for granny. Infact, he is hoping that she reads this.
This has been kekei, your roving reporter, hell, I was just so bored, I had to do something, thus the interview. So I am presently awaiting commentary from anybody, oh somebody, say something
RE: What Kind Of Thinker Are You?
Hmmm, this is what they had to say about me.Your Thinking is Abstract and Random
You are flexible, adaptable, and creative.
There's many ways that you can learn - and you're up for any of them.
You relate well to other people, and you do well working in groups.
You can help people communicate together and work with each other's strengths.
You don't work well with people who are competitive or adversarial.
You prefer to work toward a common goal... not toward conflicting goals.