RedLyonyss Forum Posts (70)

RE: has anyone ever....

I did once

RE: Great movie quotes.

Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

RE: STAR SIGNS

LOL
I am the cusp between Capi and Aquarius.
which is why I love to sketch and create, but all my markers are put away in line by color, shade value (%) and type

RE: have you ever met anyone famous?

Afew
By far the best was Paul and the rest of the Boys from The Real McKenzies. Nice fun guys. They crashed at my place after a show when their hotel reservation fell through. Even cleaned up after themselves. Had a blast

RE: Please tell us a very regional joke

How can you tell someone is from Colorado? His mountain bike costs 50,000 but the car he straps it to costs 1000.

How can you tell when someone from Colorado is going out for a high class night? Theyve ironed their jeans.

RE: Please tell us a very regional joke

Thats one of my favorites, but When I heard it, it WAS the Irishman who continued to drink and the Scott who took on the fly

RE: Favorite Prince Song?

When Doves Cry

RE: WHY DID SOMEONE WALK AWAY???

Too True

RE: what made you choose your profile name?

Defining not as female a good thing, I can see with that beard how it could be confusing

RE: what made you choose your profile name?

Red, well for some strange reason that is my nick name, don't know why

Lyonyss is a reference to Arthurian legends, and another old nick name

On the 1st Date, who should pay?

Well sweety's the good news is none of us have opted for the skip out
Yeah us!

RE: The Bar Is Open......................It Is Always Ladies Night...........

I am laughing my but off, I just got blocked by a user. He was incredably rude and then told me "we should hook up like 2 teenagers"
So I replied "What get it on in the back of a small uncomferable car, panting and missing all the spots, and then finishing in 2 minutes? no thank you"
He chewed ME out and Said I was rude.

lol go figure, pass me another drink

RE: The Bar Is Open......................It Is Always Ladies Night...........

Mind if I join you lovely people? A tattoo and coke is just what the Captain ordered for me if you please.

Happy Birthday Starshinebright

On the 1st Date, who should pay?

Wow, burrrrr did it just get cold in here?

On the 1st Date, who should pay?

Um thanx, I think!?

RE: What do u expect to get on ur first date??

Hopefully a good cup of Joe a few smiles and maybe some good conversation.
(even if the date is a bomb I can call a friend or two and still get all 3 so no loss)

RE: How do you cope?

You cope one step and one day at a time. Let them know they are loved, take time to appriciate this christmas not worry about the fact he will not be there next and please lean on us any time you need to.

my thoughts go out to you hun,... hugs...

RE: Scariest movie of all time???

The last 1/2 hour of Paranormal Activity got me


I love scary movies and a good ghost or demon will scare me every time, always fun to find a strong cute man to cling to for support!

As to the slasher type movies, I love Nightmare on Elm St and Halloween movies. Great with a big bowl of popcorn while giving sarcastic advice to the victims

RE: What stereotype annoys you the most?

oh really? The number one comment I get besides "is you hair really that color" are comments about how I shouldn't be pretty cause I am a red head.

While I could debate the pretty thing, its hard to be flattered by the so called complaments, I can not beleive people actually say this to my face

Um hello you just called my family ugly!

Yes the Red Heads are ugly stereotype is strong and alive

Don't believe me?
Watch South Park
And then please do not kick me after

RE: One more, Before I go, let's check the Hung oops! hunky ones again.

Can I second and 3rd that?

I think I have been scard for life.

RE: Does anyone have anything good or not good to say about their EX?

The best thing I can say about him is he makes beautiful children

He disapeared this year so everyone is much safer too

oh and he taught me how strong I really am

No, I don't want to marry you, but thanx for asking...

mjames while I thank you for that, I have to laugh
I am so not serious, more a sarcastic tongue in cheek laugh really
thought it was an amusing train of thought and decided to see if anyone shared my caboose


Please do not take ME to Seriously

No, I don't want to marry you, but thanx for asking...

I will have to get back to You Gypsy, I am still waiting to hear from Goodfriend!

No, I don't want to marry you, but thanx for asking...

No, I don't want to marry you, but thanx for asking...

Ahh I see it is all in the hair...



"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way"
As a famous red head once put it

RE: 'The Answer is 1776'

No, I don't want to marry you, but thanx for asking...

LOL more than you bargained for?

RE: Married and on this Site!!!!

lol
Tell them they cann't handle 1 woman let alone 2 then block em and move on hun

No, I don't want to marry you, but thanx for asking...

aw shucks hun

No, I don't want to marry you, but thanx for asking...

Oh yeah.
I just can not help wondering if that really works. Would a woman, after opening the email, really think "Oh wow I should marry this perfect stranger who just asked me! What a great idea!"