Please tell us a very regional joke (34)
Let me start.
Here, in Argentina, jokes about “Gallegos” (ppl from Galicia, Spain) are very characteristic.
That is because a lot of Gallegos came to Argentina and they were particularly ignorant.
Here one as example: A un gallego le dijeron que su mujer lo engañaba con su mejor amigo...
Entonces mato al perro. (someone told to "the Gallego" that his wife was cheating him with his best friend... then "the Gallego" killed his dog)
Here, in Argentina, jokes about “Gallegos” (ppl from Galicia, Spain) are very characteristic.
That is because a lot of Gallegos came to Argentina and they were particularly ignorant.
Here one as example: A un gallego le dijeron que su mujer lo engañaba con su mejor amigo...
Entonces mato al perro. (someone told to "the Gallego" that his wife was cheating him with his best friend... then "the Gallego" killed his dog)
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leonardo5: Some days ago, I posted a joke and for my surprise, it was not understood by many English speakers.
That made me thinks about the different perceptions that we have according with our own culture, environment, language, etc.
That gave me the following idea: could you show us what you think is the most characteristic joke in your region/state/province/country? I don’t mean the best joke (in fact it would be very silly), but the most characteristic one. Are you able?
That made me thinks about the different perceptions that we have according with our own culture, environment, language, etc.
That gave me the following idea: could you show us what you think is the most characteristic joke in your region/state/province/country? I don’t mean the best joke (in fact it would be very silly), but the most characteristic one. Are you able?
My region would be a blonde joke, or a surfer joke. Than it could be a joke for old people living in Palm Springs, or city mountain men!
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Ahhhhhhh, That Murphy
Murphy is staggering home from the pub after a long night of drinking , alas with one foot on the curb and the other down the gutter ,
The policeman on patrol recongnize him and shouts,"Murphy" get outta the street, you've got one foot on the sidewalk and the other in the gutter and your stinkin drunk. and Murphy replies , ahhhh thank jesus , i thought i was crippled
Later Murphy comes up to another policeman and shouts OCCIFER ! someone stole my car ,The Garda askes now Murphy where was it last time ye saw it? to which Murphy replies , it was attched to this here key
The Garda then looks down and notices Murphys manhood hanging out and says to him ,Now Murphy are u aware you are exposing yourself?? to which he replies . and they stole my girl too
Murphy is staggering home from the pub after a long night of drinking , alas with one foot on the curb and the other down the gutter ,
The policeman on patrol recongnize him and shouts,"Murphy" get outta the street, you've got one foot on the sidewalk and the other in the gutter and your stinkin drunk. and Murphy replies , ahhhh thank jesus , i thought i was crippled
Later Murphy comes up to another policeman and shouts OCCIFER ! someone stole my car ,The Garda askes now Murphy where was it last time ye saw it? to which Murphy replies , it was attched to this here key
The Garda then looks down and notices Murphys manhood hanging out and says to him ,Now Murphy are u aware you are exposing yourself?? to which he replies . and they stole my girl too
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Heres one...!An elderly couple goes to Burger King, where they carefully split a burger and fries. A trucker takes pity on them and offers to buy the wife her own meal.
"It's all right," says the husband. "We share everything."
A few minutes later, the trucker notices that the wife hasn't taken a bite. "I really wouldn't mind buying your wife her own meal," he insists.
"She'll eat," the husband assures him. "We share everything."
Unconvinced, the trucker implores the wife, "Why aren't you eating?"
The wife snaps, "Because I'm waiting for the teeth!"
"It's all right," says the husband. "We share everything."
A few minutes later, the trucker notices that the wife hasn't taken a bite. "I really wouldn't mind buying your wife her own meal," he insists.
"She'll eat," the husband assures him. "We share everything."
Unconvinced, the trucker implores the wife, "Why aren't you eating?"
The wife snaps, "Because I'm waiting for the teeth!"
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winelight38: Heres one...!An elderly couple goes to Burger King, where they carefully split a burger and fries. A trucker takes pity on them and offers to buy the wife her own meal.
"It's all right," says the husband. "We share everything."
A few minutes later, the trucker notices that the wife hasn't taken a bite. "I really wouldn't mind buying your wife her own meal," he insists.
"She'll eat," the husband assures him. "We share everything."
Unconvinced, the trucker implores the wife, "Why aren't you eating?"
The wife snaps, "Because I'm waiting for the teeth!"
"It's all right," says the husband. "We share everything."
A few minutes later, the trucker notices that the wife hasn't taken a bite. "I really wouldn't mind buying your wife her own meal," he insists.
"She'll eat," the husband assures him. "We share everything."
Unconvinced, the trucker implores the wife, "Why aren't you eating?"
The wife snaps, "Because I'm waiting for the teeth!"
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Now these are only meant to be fun we all have them nothing personal folks.How does an Argentine commit suicide?
- he climbs to the top of his ego and jumps off.
How do zou recognize an Argentine spy?
- From the sign on her back that says, 'I'm the greatest spy in the world.'
How do you make a quick buck?
- Buy an Argentine for what he's worth and sell him for what he thinks he's worth.
An Argentine asks a Spaniard, 'Friend, do you know which country is closest to heaven?
- 'Argentina, I suppose,' retorts the angry Spaniard. 'No, friend', says the Argentine. 'It's Uruguay!' (Argentina's neighbor)
A psychologist calls her colleque at 2 am. 'It's an emergency!' she says. 'At two in the morning? It better be good', says her colleque. 'I have a unique client', says the first. 'It's an inferioritiy complex!' 'An inferiority complex? But they're so common!' shouts the colleque. The psychologist reponds, 'Yes, but ... an
- he climbs to the top of his ego and jumps off.
How do zou recognize an Argentine spy?
- From the sign on her back that says, 'I'm the greatest spy in the world.'
How do you make a quick buck?
- Buy an Argentine for what he's worth and sell him for what he thinks he's worth.
An Argentine asks a Spaniard, 'Friend, do you know which country is closest to heaven?
- 'Argentina, I suppose,' retorts the angry Spaniard. 'No, friend', says the Argentine. 'It's Uruguay!' (Argentina's neighbor)
A psychologist calls her colleque at 2 am. 'It's an emergency!' she says. 'At two in the morning? It better be good', says her colleque. 'I have a unique client', says the first. 'It's an inferioritiy complex!' 'An inferiority complex? But they're so common!' shouts the colleque. The psychologist reponds, 'Yes, but ... an
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our joke here is the politicians and the weather.
so it was cold here last week the politicians had their hands in their own pockets !
so it was cold here last week the politicians had their hands in their own pockets !
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Nuliiiiiii: Ahhhhhhh, That Murphy
Murphy is staggering home from the pub after a long night of drinking , alas with one foot on the curb and the other down the gutter ,
The policeman on patrol recongnize him and shouts,"Murphy" get outta the street, you've got one foot on the sidewalk and the other in the gutter and your stinkin drunk. and Murphy replies , ahhhh thank jesus , i thought i was crippled
Later Murphy comes up to another policeman and shouts OCCIFER ! someone stole my car ,The Garda askes now Murphy where was it last time ye saw it? to which Murphy replies , it was attched to this here key
The Garda then looks down and notices Murphys manhood hanging out and says to him ,Now Murphy are u aware you are exposing yourself?? to which he replies . and they stole my girl too
Love it!! Murphy is staggering home from the pub after a long night of drinking , alas with one foot on the curb and the other down the gutter ,
The policeman on patrol recongnize him and shouts,"Murphy" get outta the street, you've got one foot on the sidewalk and the other in the gutter and your stinkin drunk. and Murphy replies , ahhhh thank jesus , i thought i was crippled
Later Murphy comes up to another policeman and shouts OCCIFER ! someone stole my car ,The Garda askes now Murphy where was it last time ye saw it? to which Murphy replies , it was attched to this here key
The Garda then looks down and notices Murphys manhood hanging out and says to him ,Now Murphy are u aware you are exposing yourself?? to which he replies . and they stole my girl too
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winelight38:
A psychologist calls her colleque at 2 am. 'It's an emergency!' she says. 'At two in the morning? It better be good', says her colleque. 'I have a unique client', says the first. 'It's an inferioritiy complex!' 'An inferiority complex? But they're so common!' shouts the colleque. The psychologist reponds, 'Yes, but ... an
A psychologist calls her colleque at 2 am. 'It's an emergency!' she says. 'At two in the morning? It better be good', says her colleque. 'I have a unique client', says the first. 'It's an inferioritiy complex!' 'An inferiority complex? But they're so common!' shouts the colleque. The psychologist reponds, 'Yes, but ... an
You are lucky I’m not a nationalistic guy. I already knew almost all these jokes. BTW don’t you left out the last part of the last joke? I guess it would be “Yes, but…he is an Argentinean guy” Am I right?
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leonardo5: Some days ago, I posted a joke and for my surprise, it was not understood by many English speakers.
That made me thinks about the different perceptions that we have according with our own culture, environment, language, etc.
That gave me the following idea: could you show us what you think is the most characteristic joke in your region/state/province/country? I don’t mean the best joke (in fact it would be very silly), but the most characteristic one. Are you able?
An Alaskan, Texan and Oregonian were standing on a high bridge. All three men were taking a leak into the river below. The Alaskan remarked, "there's a mighty strong wind blowing today". The Texan remarked, "That water is very, very cold, I gotta tell ya. The Oregonian, without missing a beat, added, "Quite deep, too".That made me thinks about the different perceptions that we have according with our own culture, environment, language, etc.
That gave me the following idea: could you show us what you think is the most characteristic joke in your region/state/province/country? I don’t mean the best joke (in fact it would be very silly), but the most characteristic one. Are you able?
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Y E A H ! one of the best I've seen lately.
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Well I'm not sure if any of you have every heard a cajun joke from Louisiana but here's one i got in my mail from my brother. Just keep in mind that we do not really speak likes this please lol...
One day, while fishing under the I-10 bridge in The Atchafalaya Basin, Boudreaux made a confession. "We all been friends for tirty year and been tru a lot. I never told ya'll dis befo 'cause I don't wanna ruin our friendship, but I'm gay."
Fontenot looked over at Thibodeaux and say, "We kinda figured dat out a while back, but wadn't gonna say nuttin' 'cause we didn't wanna embarrass you".
Boudreaux thanked them for their understanding and continued, "Da reason I'm tollin' ya'll dis is 'cause I got AIDS and I got six munt to live. Ya'll da only family I got lef and I want ya'll to promise me dat ya'll won't let dem bary me. I'm scared of dem caskets and wanna be cremate. Den, I want ya'll to throw my ashes from dat bridge up dair into dis swamp where we've spent so much time together."
Fontenot and Thibodeaux wiped back a few tears, then agreed to do what their friend asked.
Shore nough, six munts later Boudreaux died, and they were standing on the bridge with the ashes.
Fontenot was about to throw them out when Thibodeaux stopped him: "Wait, you gotta say sumtin," he say.
"I donno what to say. I never was much about goin' to church," Fontenot admitted.
Thibodeaux, he scratch his head, "Just say somtin'.... anyting. An make it rhyme."
Fontenot, he thought about it a while and started trowin' dem ashes out over da swamp and say, "Ashes to ashes, Dus to dus, if you liked women, You'd still be here wit us."
One day, while fishing under the I-10 bridge in The Atchafalaya Basin, Boudreaux made a confession. "We all been friends for tirty year and been tru a lot. I never told ya'll dis befo 'cause I don't wanna ruin our friendship, but I'm gay."
Fontenot looked over at Thibodeaux and say, "We kinda figured dat out a while back, but wadn't gonna say nuttin' 'cause we didn't wanna embarrass you".
Boudreaux thanked them for their understanding and continued, "Da reason I'm tollin' ya'll dis is 'cause I got AIDS and I got six munt to live. Ya'll da only family I got lef and I want ya'll to promise me dat ya'll won't let dem bary me. I'm scared of dem caskets and wanna be cremate. Den, I want ya'll to throw my ashes from dat bridge up dair into dis swamp where we've spent so much time together."
Fontenot and Thibodeaux wiped back a few tears, then agreed to do what their friend asked.
Shore nough, six munts later Boudreaux died, and they were standing on the bridge with the ashes.
Fontenot was about to throw them out when Thibodeaux stopped him: "Wait, you gotta say sumtin," he say.
"I donno what to say. I never was much about goin' to church," Fontenot admitted.
Thibodeaux, he scratch his head, "Just say somtin'.... anyting. An make it rhyme."
Fontenot, he thought about it a while and started trowin' dem ashes out over da swamp and say, "Ashes to ashes, Dus to dus, if you liked women, You'd still be here wit us."
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Let me start.
Here, in Argentina, jokes about “Gallegos” (ppl from Galicia, Spain) are very characteristic.
That is because a lot of Gallegos came to Argentina and they were particularly ignorant.
Rivalry with humor
In Brazil, we have two countries target to our jokes
Argentina (it is not because of the soccer) and yes, the supposed arrogance they have, I`ll prove; and Portugal for the supposed stupidity, I`ll prove later...
What is the best business in the world? Buy an Argentine for what he's worth and then sell it for what he thinks it's worth. ...
One analyst calls to a colleague, Louis, I need your advice for a hopeless case. -What? -I am taking an Argentine with an inferiority complex ...
The Argentinean couple making love, the woman repeated: 'Mi Dios, Mi Dios! " The man stops, looks at his partner and says: 'En la intimidad puedes llamarme Carlitos'.
Here, in Argentina, jokes about “Gallegos” (ppl from Galicia, Spain) are very characteristic.
That is because a lot of Gallegos came to Argentina and they were particularly ignorant.
Rivalry with humor
In Brazil, we have two countries target to our jokes
Argentina (it is not because of the soccer) and yes, the supposed arrogance they have, I`ll prove; and Portugal for the supposed stupidity, I`ll prove later...
What is the best business in the world? Buy an Argentine for what he's worth and then sell it for what he thinks it's worth. ...
One analyst calls to a colleague, Louis, I need your advice for a hopeless case. -What? -I am taking an Argentine with an inferiority complex ...
The Argentinean couple making love, the woman repeated: 'Mi Dios, Mi Dios! " The man stops, looks at his partner and says: 'En la intimidad puedes llamarme Carlitos'.
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I can feel some scouse jokes coming on.
FIRST COMBINED MONKEY AND SCOUSER FLIGHT TO THE MOON
The monkey enters the rocket and finds an envelope marked "Monkey". It opens it and reads the letter. It contained very precise and complicated instructions on how to fly the rocket. The Scouser enters the rocket and finds an envelope marked "Scouser". He opens and reads the letter. It said "Feed the monkey"
What should you do if you see a scouse jogging?
Trip him up and give the lady's purse back to her.
How do you make a scouser run faster?
stick a video player under his arm
Three men, a Scouser, a Manc and a Rasta all in the maternity ward waiting for their partners to give birth. The midwife comes out and tells them congratulations, they're all fathers of beautiful healthy boys, however unfortunately they've run out of the name tags, and the babies have been mixed up, so if they could each go in and identify their sons from any family resemblance etc. The Manc wants to go first, so in he goes and comes out with a black baby The Rasta looks a bit confused, "excuse me", he said, "but don't you think he's likely to be mine ?" "Probably", said the Manc, "but one of them in there's a scouser, and I'm takin' no chances !!!!!"
FIRST COMBINED MONKEY AND SCOUSER FLIGHT TO THE MOON
The monkey enters the rocket and finds an envelope marked "Monkey". It opens it and reads the letter. It contained very precise and complicated instructions on how to fly the rocket. The Scouser enters the rocket and finds an envelope marked "Scouser". He opens and reads the letter. It said "Feed the monkey"
What should you do if you see a scouse jogging?
Trip him up and give the lady's purse back to her.
How do you make a scouser run faster?
stick a video player under his arm
Three men, a Scouser, a Manc and a Rasta all in the maternity ward waiting for their partners to give birth. The midwife comes out and tells them congratulations, they're all fathers of beautiful healthy boys, however unfortunately they've run out of the name tags, and the babies have been mixed up, so if they could each go in and identify their sons from any family resemblance etc. The Manc wants to go first, so in he goes and comes out with a black baby The Rasta looks a bit confused, "excuse me", he said, "but don't you think he's likely to be mine ?" "Probably", said the Manc, "but one of them in there's a scouser, and I'm takin' no chances !!!!!"
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Please tell us a very regional joke:
Has the area been disinfected?
Has the area been disinfected?
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That's great[/quoteA fed up Scottish soldier on patrol in downtown Basra, see a sudden movement out the corner of his eye.
quickly raises his rifle.
he then noticed that it was only a local Arab shaking his carpet on his porch.
JOCKS only comment
"what's up abdul can't you get it started!!!!
quickly raises his rifle.
he then noticed that it was only a local Arab shaking his carpet on his porch.
JOCKS only comment
"what's up abdul can't you get it started!!!!
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haha an oldie but goodie 
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Nuliiiiiii: haha an oldie but goodie
It was a new one to me, I thought the Scot would have said that.
Am I getting to anylitical here.
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Hard to translate
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That made me thinks about the different perceptions that we have according with our own culture, environment, language, etc.
That gave me the following idea: could you show us what you think is the most characteristic joke in your region/state/province/country? I don’t mean the best joke (in fact it would be very silly), but the most characteristic one. Are you able?