RE: I need some advice plz

Well done....

deserves a big hug and a kiss

teddybear lips

RE: Can I trust in forums friend on CS ?

Thats handy, so am I, would make it easier doing it up against the wall.........


playing squash I mean grin

RE: Can I trust in forums friend on CS ?

I have warm hands and I will blow on it, to warm it up.........the tape measure I mean grin


Would you like a game of croquet after tiffin, I have some lovely balls I'd like you to see wine

RE: Can I trust in forums friend on CS ?

Super, strawberrys and gin it is then........

Shall I measure your inside leg while I'm there Mrs Slocombe wine

RE: Can I trust in forums friend on CS ?

Oh I'm sure I can make tiffin if you are free bouquet

RE: Can I trust in forums friend on CS ?

Took me along time to get rid of that prejudice, am ashamed I had it blushing


Everyone deserves love bouquet

RE: Can I trust in forums friend on CS ?

I heard it every day until I was eight, then I just used to hear the whoooosh as the slipper swung through the air........

Nice weather we are having, make the most of it, rain for the weekend........

wow how British is that, talking about the weather laugh

Look at my face, would it lie grin

bouquet

RE: Can I trust in forums friend on CS ?

Are you calling her fat, tut tut, not allowed to say fat anymore......

Cuddly, over sized, more than a woman, more than a squeeze......

but not F doh laugh

RE: Can I trust in forums friend on CS ?

Nope I'm not dancing.......

I'm farting grin

RE: I need some advice plz

If I was you I'd pay the rent, that is what a friend does. Pride is all very good when you can afford to have, when you can't you hope you have a friend like you.

RE: Can I trust in forums friend on CS ?

well I'm heartless so I don't care laugh

Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry for dancing

RE: Can I trust in forums friend on CS ?

You really have it in for me....

called me ugly earlier and now calling me a liar....

tongue

RE: Can I trust in forums friend on CS ?

Only those with the sweetest souls get to see it wine

RE: Can I trust in forums friend on CS ?

I don't have one any more, its been broken so many times crying

RE: Can I trust in forums friend on CS ?

Trust me I'm a Doctor.......

I mend broken hearts teddybear

RE: Can I trust in forums friend on CS ?

Nope can't trust me I'm a thief, if you turn your back I'll pinch your butt grin

RE: Who viewed u last?

A lady (and very much so) 40 (looks younger) from SA, bouquet

RE: Who viewed u last?

Its ok now I know who my friends are laugh

RE: Who sent u mail last?

ummm errrr ummmm mumbling

RE: Who sent u mail last?

Oh he wants the whole thing......

He needs to learn to be patient, all good things come to those who wait..........

even diamonds in the sand wine

RE: Who sent u mail last?

hmmm, you are sooo beautiful grin

do we laugh

RE: Who sent u mail last?

He wants cake too confused

wants wrong with giving him a nibble innocent

RE: Who viewed u last?

First you call me ugly, now four eyes, is there no end to your insults crying

RE: Who sent u mail last?

Why don't you invite him for coffee then.....

conversing

RE: Who sent u mail last?

Men don't tell lies, we abandon the truth grin

RE: Who sent u mail last?

Are you calling me ugly ....

do I look like shrek crying

RE: Who sent u mail last?

Scammers no

Pervs, no comment grin

RE: Does your name shape your destiny?

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Sorry

RE: Should women ask for a guy out??

There are probably just as many guys as there are women, too shy to ask someone out..........

rejection rejection rejection........crying

RE: Should women ask for a guy out??

Of course they should, and while they are at it, they can open the door for me, take my coat, pay the bill at the end of the date and try their luck on the way home......grin

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