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RE: What is scarier?

Apparently under the bonnet of my car there are over 200 horses and I handle then without any problems. dunno So you could say I’m a horse handler. grin

RE: Random Comments .....

Fair call grin

I wont argue facts as I have no knowledge of it apart from the bad impression media has left with me. However, my advice is to anybody considering any religion. Do your research first if it is something you are looking for and never jump into anything blindly. wave

RE: Just saying hi

Great new membergrin

This place is starting to feel safe again with the balance getting finally restored..laugh

Welcome and enjoy! handshake

RE: Believer Bashers

What missing link? This is religious reference it has no weight what so ever in with today’s scientific facts and figures. The knowledge is moving forward rapidly so should anti facts sites put out by Christians. laugh

RE: Believer Bashers

I’m not here to prove god doesn’t exist nor am I on here waiting for proof. Just trying to show people why the idea of god is NO SHOW!!! Nudge nudge wink wink I’ll say no more. laugh

RE: My Mail Box



Wow that’s brilliant laugh

I wonder how many other ladies worked that one out? grin

RE: Jokeof the day

One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about. Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red."
Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered:
"An apple."
"No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking. Now for the second. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish."
Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him. But she skips him again and calls on Billy.
"Is it a peach?"
"No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato. But I like your thinking. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard." By now Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically.
The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally.
"A banana," she says.
"No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your thinking."
Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly. "Hey, I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I've got it it's round, hard, and it got a head on it."
"Johnny!" she cries. "That's disgusting!"
"Nope," answers Johnny, "it's a quarter, but I like the way your thinking

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RE: Jokeof the day

In this box of cereal, there's a corn flake who always wants to be on top. So he jiggles and wiggles to the op of the box.

Then someone pours the corn fakes into their bowl. This corn flake is on the bottom of the bowl so it jiggles & wiggles to the top of the bowl.

Pour on the milk....

Then when the spoon got dipped in the corn flake finds himself on the bottom of the spoon. So the corn flake Jiggles and wiggles to the top of the spoon.


You know what happens next??

Can't tell you....It's a serial !!!!


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RE: Its your anniversary when....

I wouldn’t go with neither of those, I think it should be from the day you make a commitment to each other. grin

RE: Freezing

Had a laugh this morning listening to the news…. Melbourne top temperature today 17 C I woke to that and Im still walking around just in my shorts. laugh

RE: My Mail Box

Oh I forgot, you are still running the old oil lamp.

Use dipstick to check if it needs filling first.
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RE: My Mail Box

Have you thought about changing the lightbulb? laugh

RE: My Mail Box

What is he going to do next, clean windows in Greenbank RSL?laugh

RE: My Mail Box

I know this is going to bring me nightmares. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: My Mail Box

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: My Mail Box

YEP!!!


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RE: My Mail Box

Nope laugh

RE: What makes you smile?

My apologies I try that again serene rolling on the floor laughing

RE: What is scarier?

I have a list too long to post rolling on the floor laughing
































Only kidding of course

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RE: What makes you smile?

Serine rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: What is scarier?

Oh Red I would like you to know I know everything about you…now share that secret information rolling on the floor laughing

RE: What is scarier?

The Greenbank RSL window rolling on the floor laughing

RE: What is scarier?

And I don’t think it has anything to do with ghosts…it’s all about the window rolling on the floor laughing

RE: What is scarier?

I’m ready to die rolling on the floor laughing

RE: What makes you smile?

Well ,more giving perhaps! laugh

RE: Did God create man or did man create God

I believe Steven Hawking had it right. The mind of god is the mind of every person, animal and probably plant on this planet.
All living things, more so with humans are gods in their own right but there is no Omni point to the universe that decides or creates consciously. I don’t know if you are familiar with the Chaos Theory but if you are, you soon realize how order out of chaos is sequential, a sequence of events that leaves things behind that work in harmony. The best evidence of Chaos theory is our financial market, it has everything a living body has. It has a heart, it breaths, multiplies and merges with other financial institutions to give birth to new ones. ..etc

As for the subatomic level? obviously if you keep breaking elements down at some stage you end up with nothing but strings and what is beyond that, well probably nothing, a vacuum perhaps. We are working forward to life where matter becomes reactive with other matter via many different charges. I very much doubt it is possible to change matter back into non matter as it would require equal amount of force for this change to occur…something like a big bang in reverse.
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RE: Random Comments .....

Bloke that should be in the scary thread laugh

RE: What makes you smile?

Oh thanks buddy beer

RE: What is scarier?

Oh please do tell rolling on the floor laughing


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RE: What makes you smile?

There is no way I’m going to be chasing men all around Brisbane with you two… laugh

Oh and thanks, she is really nice. beer

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