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RE: Sacrifices made..

sacrificed is a strong word…I did whatever needed to be done. wine

RE: D.I.Y.

my biggest problem was trying to find a recipe for milk and ice cubes. laugh

You think that was a big problem, you haven t seen anything until you seen me trying to attempt ironing for the first time. doh Then there was trauma of cooking, until I found out most things come already premade and then there are other things you can just heat up in the microwave. Now I have really grown and wait for my meals to be served while having a drink at the bar. laugh

here is the really funny part! I’m actually not kidding rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: In The News

I hope they write a book on “how to make your lady scream for mercy” without too many steps to follow. laugh laugh laugh

What have you learned?

Well dear lady believe it or not finding yourself, finding that piece within has many great rewards in rebuilding many aspects of our lives. Rebuilding one self takes time, sometimes longer if you don’t have anybody there just to listen without offering misguided advice. There are times in all of our lives were the in the song “I am the great pretender” by Platters explain that place.

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What have you learned?

well maybe that one “might” worry me a bit laugh laugh

RE: In The News

you got that right rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

What have you learned?

Nice pic Princess love

Hmm I’m not scared of anything I’m a man tongue


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RE: In The News

I wander what? rolling on the floor laughing

What have you learned?

NEVER grin

RE: In The News

I don’t know if anybody else has seen this in today’s paper but it definitely made my day. A woman in England was jailed for being a screamer in the bedroom for 3 months. Despite the fact she was willing to negotiate with neighbours and change her bedroom act from night to day. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

What have you learned?

I usually say “that is so correct sort off”. laugh laugh

What have you learned?

good post thumbs up

What have you learned?

so true hug

RE: Baby It's Cold Outside .. Cmon In

a woollen G string ? Your not originally from NZ are you?grin

RE: Does any one care

the question is bloke do you think your next date deserves a man with emotional baggage? I know you say you haven’t, good for you if you don’t, in that case why even bother to bring it up?

by the way sorry for the late welcome, and yes welcome to CS and the boards.
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RE: Random Comments .....

Is June a mating month or something confused

where is everybody these days? dunno

RE: Im new to this site.

Hi Jo welcome wave

RE: Does any one care

I’m a baby tiger under union safety regulations laugh laugh laugh

Richard Dawkins

this is something that will never happen! The smarter we get so do our argument for or against. No one pays anymore attention to the original text in the bible but rather to 101 interpretations.wave

RE: Does any one care

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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RE: Does any one care

all we are saying, women or men don’t really want anybody that has come down with the “poor me syndrome” conversing


something to think about when you introduce yourself to the next lady that captures your eye. beer

RE: Does any one care

seriously bloke that just does not sound as a healthy post. doh

RE: Single Women in Melbourne

laugh laugh laugh its all good love the smiles on beautiful happy faces hug

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What have you learned?

that will learn ya for trying to embarrass me with questions I know nothing about. grin comfort

What have you learned?

I keep no, I keep keeps no
I keep no secrets from you
Cause late in the night when the lights are all out
I slips off you stockings and shoes
I make you my lover and lets you discover

bla bla bla bla

will you still respect me in the morning?
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RE: Single Women in Melbourne

dude you should be asking if there are any sober women in Melbourne? laugh laugh laugh


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RE: MELBOURNE/ADELAIDE MEET

by the looks of it, despite all the drinking there were many dry tongues in the house rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Baby It's Cold Outside .. Cmon In

The number is still the same 666 devil grin

RE: Unexpected things you have come across..good or bad?

just out of curiosity as a scenario what would you consider the point where the choice between a child and lover has to be made? grin

RE: help needed she cares for me deeply but

I like your alternative but also awakening thoughts on the dating seen Darkhorseman . thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up

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