jimmyljimmyl Forum Posts (335)

RE: THE NIGHT OWL....

what colour are your eggs?
owls only answer please.

RE: If you're an educated woman, would you date a man who can't spell or speak properly?

good point verritas, but i must begger to disagree!
one may change the prose or the layout of ones text, but surely young lady, one cant change the style of their writing online?
only joking im thick as f...k but i get by!yay

RE: If you're an educated woman, would you date a man who can't spell or speak properly?

yes i know my darling!

wey aye a knaa pet!
shakespere watch oot!handshake

RE: If you're an educated woman, would you date a man who can't spell or speak properly?

how pet!
a divvent reely naa wot ya on aboot but yee luck alreet so mebees a cud giv ya sum proppa eloqyootion lessons?

does it mek any difference if he's thick as f...ck with a million pound in the bank and a 12" tool?yay

RE: Caregiver=yes or no?

dont think i could, theres enough suffering going on without having to face it everyday.
the people that do the caring work are angels in my eyes. im a total coward cos id run a mile, i couldnt face a loved one and watch them deterioate!

wish all the best to the brave people that care!

RE: time

tide coming in, tide going out is not what counts! the journey of life begins when your born, ends, (in some religions) when you die! its not the end destination that counts, its how you've travelled that path! only i know how ive handled that journey!lips

RE: Messi

dont know but in footballs mad world, £150.000.000 isnt out of the question!
love sport but the world has gone mad!
in a bit!handshake

RE: Who's most important in society men or women ? and why ? Lets start being honest with each other

are we not all equal?
or is equality only discussed when were black or white?
seems to me you lot only want fairness in MY country!
house and clothe me in nigeria!
can afford to but hey, may have to look after some natives!

get my point, oh no!! i must be rascist and your not.

RE: Who's most important in society men or women ? and why ? Lets start being honest with each other

dont change your crawling sad ways do you , perfect boy?
its always, no wasters, no indecent people, no one who would dis me?
grow up black preacher.

RE: SHOULD I FALL INLOVE WITH SOMEONE THOUSAND MILES AWAY FROM ME..

if its so great why on earth toy still here? get a life!lips

RE: Why do men stop emailing all of the sudden?

probably cos they decide theyre not interested anymore! move on!lips

RE: SHOULD I FALL INLOVE WITH SOMEONE THOUSAND MILES AWAY FROM ME..

aye naa!!
were as ugly then as we were before we met!
never mind!yay

coffin dodgers

no probs! just cant find any old bints round here!
give me a bell in 2 years! lolyay

RE: Why ?

thank god for that!
i really thought you meant it the other night when you said you didnt like little fat baldy men!
now i know you were lying and i can be a real pest for at least 20 mins!
arent you lucky liebbe? lolyay

RE: Magic Hands or Magic Lips...?

all depends where im kissing!lips

RE: what is your claim to fame

bruce forsyth nearly ran me over when i was working in london!
i wasnt going to argue when he got out of the car!
i just said "nice to see you to see you nice"
he waltzed round the car and said "ill hit you, you daft geordie"
i was brought up to have better manners than his!
wey, thats the "generation gap" isnt it?handshake

RE: What makes a man fall in love?

nee probs riz, just cant be arsed!
as for taking two!
how bout prince charles?
how bout pete andre?
how bout oj simpsons wife?
how bout any of henry the 8th wives?

aye, it always takes two long as your not the loser!lips

RE: What makes a man fall in love?

sorry riz but now your playing to the crowd!
costa may not be everyones cup of tea, but trying to be mr itellectual isnt helping your cause! the guy may have been hurt and who are you to tell him which way to handle it?

coffin dodgers

another one down! liz taylor next!thumbs up lips

RE: How many times do you exercise in weekly basis?

stop being lazy! do it saturday and sunday aswell!yay

RE: What makes a man fall in love?

fair enough!
i might struggle just a bit, but hey! wot a way to go! lolyay

RE: What makes a man fall in love?

or they know her!devil

RE: What makes a man fall in love?

there must be an immediate spark! if you dont like her or she doesnt like you then its going to be hard to bond.
im sure we all find a certain person attractive (only we ourselves know who) thats the starting point!
you can still have a great relationship but not fall in love!
depends if both of you can accept that!
handshake

RE: seriously speaking,what nationality of a woman or man do you like?

nationality never comes into it for me!
any lady with a white stick and a labrador usually does the trick for me!beer

RE: The Momentum Style of Love vs. Steady State Style of Love

god i feel sorry for you!
life is one big buzz! you just havent met the right person! get happy! xx

RE: WHO`S GOING TO WIN THE PREMIERSHIP 2009/2010???

OBVIOUSLY GOT THOSE FALSE FIGURES OFF SOME SAD MACKEM!
20 bloody thousand? thats how many cops it takes to keep us trashing manchester or london!
see you next year!lips

RE: How many times did you decline mens proposals to marry you

loads and loads and loads!
ive had to move to florida to keep out of the way of all the young girls knocking on my door!

god, what a hassle!

RE: Can colour blind people be still rascist??

no offence meant! drink in wits out!
love winding people but sometimes go too far!
enjoy the rest of easter! xxhandshake

debt!

not really! she had £1.50 in her pocket in change so i left her that incase she neede to phone someone!
see! i have got a heart!thumbs up

RE: Can colour blind people be still rascist??

check your room then!

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