jimmyljimmyl Forum Posts (335)

RE: What Country is the most Free...?

steady on sweetheart! tell scotland, wales, and ireland that england isnt a country!
its the country they love to hate!
never mind you yanks dont get geography! lolyay

RE: Justice in UK

never blow up frogs jaywim?
i can think of a lot worse things kids could get up to apart from buying pets!

the laws the law? must be a copper, no photo person!lips

pets!

ok, he probably deserved to get bit, but what if this dog attcks a child?
now that it has tasted blood it may attack again!
handshake

pets!

diego maradona has just had part of his lip bitten off by his pet.
he doesnt want the dog put to sleep. could the dog be trusted again?

RE: Why are there so many Divorces these days, I would like your honest opinion

well said sweetly, no one gives a f---k anymore!
not just marriage but social values aswell!
i think we as humans have reached and passed our peak!
no-one cares, no-one shares! its a case of "im alright jack"
but never mind! life is what we make it!yay

RE: LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP – A NEW SUCCESS STORY ?

ok, heres the pesimmist!
if he looks like che guevarra and asks you to carry a plastic elephant anywhere, dont!
seriously, i do hope it turns out well for you!!
everyone deserves happiness!cheers

RE: Does a person's attitude keep you from contacting them?

if i said i had 3 girlfriends, two are here now but i think i fancy my daughter! would you send me to belgium?lips

RE: Does a person's attitude keep you from contacting them?

thats what the profiles for!
if you dont like what you see then its your choice to get in touch or leave be!
i think most of us know who we would or wouldnt like!handshake

sadness

darlo boys are all gypsys! but hey the blues rule the taxis!
good on ya but consett boys rule!bouquet

RE: A Rat on the site that got caught...

so you didnt contact this guy cos you thought he was ok?

you can get help! real world talking to camelia!
maybe this guy whos serving abroad is having a laugh!
god bless him and i hope he comes home safe!
would you swap him places?

RE: What's your Take On It?????

have you got to go on so much mr intellectual?

RE: What's your Take On It?????

true liebe!
all the best! maybe you tell the truth and im not man enough to take that!
admire you but i wont lick! xxyay

sadness

why cant we just admit we are lonely?
im joining the queu of sad people! but honest, not one of us are bad people i love you all!!dancing

RE: A Rat on the site that got caught...

no

RE: What's your Take On It?????

as you know my names jimmy l!
i think your a scammar!
on your rich yacht is it easy to scam?doh

RE: 1st Date Ideas? Help! 24 and confused! Please!

could you not arrange to meet up with the stamp collectors of virginia? the trainspotters of illinios or the birds egg collectors of ohio?

get a grip young man, talk to her, be yourself and tell her how much you've been thinking about your date! when she realises how much youve put into this then you should be ok!yay

RE: The last thing good in my world is...............

its never easy, but sometimes we must look at what we have got! not what we havent!
im so happy to be blessed with health!

good luck to all of you and remember! this is the hot summer we've been waiting for!
i might even swim in the north sea!
yay

forgiveness!

used a hammer! it was due its mot anyway!
worldly goods count for nothing! health and happiness to all!yay

forgiveness!

who needs to grow up dreams?
seem a little vindictive to me!
anyway, just off to rob someone!
(after i decorate the staircase)

RE: A Rat on the site that got caught...

true boomboom!
just glad everyone on here loves me sincerely, i never get pissed with anyone!
its brill to be perfect!cheers

RE: Ladies...If you had to choose, which would you pick?

is he allowed to wear a snorkle?

RE: Ladies...If you had to choose, which would you pick?

personally i'd choose jimmy l.
lick anything except kippers.

RE: Loving a engaged women ?

chuck him in the nettles and whip him with wet docky leaves!

RE: What makes you happy ??

watching fat people tying their shoelaces.

RE: Loving a engaged women ?

ask her how much money shes got, rob her then throw her out.handshake

RE: Loving a engaged women ?

take tablets for the infection, then marry her sister!

good luck!

RE: Not new to this , just back again .

true, true bros. i wouldnt date any of them! handshake

RE: Damaged Goods

been married 3 times, have 9 children and my ex'es fight over me!

now thats perfect!yay

forgiveness!

i can always get another jeep, but a class ride is worth holding on to!yay

forgiveness!

i know!
excellent isnt it?
fancy a tan?handshake

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