noo steve! we'll not even go into scottish football cos they only have two mediocre teams, but i'll be up there watching the world cup! im sure if england get beat there'll be loads of glaswegians giving me a shoulder to cry on! NOT!!
anyway who am i to talk? according to scottish legend, a geordie is just a jock with his brains kicked out!
i know mindful, but yove pobably seen me around on my "i hate the word days" you havent yet seen the more caring, loving, tender, side that bobans so mad about!
went to the pub the other day and there was a spider and a crab sitting at the bar! crab said "get the pints in spider" spider did, 10 minutes later crab said "get the pints in spider" spider did. another 10miutes past and the bloody crab says "how, spider get the pints in while i go to the toilet" and off he scuttled.
i went up to the spider and said "how spider how come you always get the rounds in? spider replied "cos he's shellfish"
There are some people who crave physical closeness and contact; myself being one of them.
P.S. I spend most of my days alone because due to the fact that i am such an oddball there aren't many if any places for me to go to meet women who share my interests or would put up with them.
your not really coming across very well! trlling people you an oddball, and ladies woulndt put up with your interests! im sure if you were more upfront about your oddball interests then youd have a better chance of meeting a female oddball like yourself! good luck!
ps: i like eating raw liver, never before a first date though!
like that time we got caught by the tide at robins hood bay and you had to snuggle into me cos you were getting weary? i got excited till next morning when i realise im getting weary aswell! without thinking of my own safety, i gave you all my clothes, then leapt into the sea to swim for help!
i remember your screams "jimmy, jimmy, ill never be weary if you come back to me my love!"
i split up with my wife years ago. my fault. ive kept in touch with my kids ever since! we dance we party and i cant understand why your ex is behaving like this.
is there any chance he still loves you and this is his childish and pointless way of getting back at you?
a friend of mine marriad a millionairess. she wasnt a nice person! id rather wake up with someone i love and find attractive, rather than some girl with money and nothing in common with me! it doesnt matter where a person is from, thers got to be that spark!
americans and most of the western world are greedy. if i earned £100,000 grand a week like some really great footballers i wouldnt mind paying a bit tax! the man that can give me a knew heart can get his£7000. no wonder people hate the west!
respect has now gone, we are a lazy race! why people call the poles and other people that come here to do jobs that we dont want is beyond me. we were great britain. miss the great out my friend!
dont do that! ok here we go! cos your bigger than average you think that it will be hard to find "mr right" tell you what! you are perfect, decent and probably the most caring person n the world!, you neva, eva put youself down babe. there will always be someone for you, your beautiful. and im not james blunt! love ya!
hey my friend! the only person who knows if he's good or bad, is that man himself! we come into this world equal, and as we carry on life moulds us! sometimes the mould is good, sometimes bad! i believe that through love and respect we can all be together! as a father of 6 children i dont think i did a good job cos im an alcoholic.
my nose isnt the only thing thats long. but if i moonwalked and got splinters would you take them out gently with your lips? if you fall down and i fall down of top of yee, are we married me leetle oirosh preeenses! all the best! god bless michael collins! did you know he was a lord!
fair dos! you really know how to hurt someone! i got burnt in a furnace when i was 10 so yes i may look like the grinch but my new nose looks great dosent it? anyway you look geet pretty and i wish you all the best! x
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RE: Taking patrionism too far ?
noo steve!we'll not even go into scottish football cos they only have two mediocre teams, but i'll be up there watching the world cup! im sure if england get beat there'll be loads of glaswegians giving me a shoulder to cry on! NOT!!
anyway who am i to talk? according to scottish legend, a geordie is just a jock with his brains kicked out!
must be plenty of geordies in croatia boban!