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May 3, 2010 9:23 AM CST So you meet and their NOTHING like their profile
xxfrecklesxx
xxfrecklesxxxxfrecklesxxBanyeres de Mariola, Valencia Spain23 Threads 1 Polls 1,568 Posts
Following on from the ''fat blind date thread''

OK... you have mailed on here, you have read their profile and seen their photos...chatted on MSN/Skype etc...

and you arrange the 'date'

you turn up and they are nothing like their profile....

profile says....

6 foot... their 5'6''

their slim... their 4 stone over weight..

they say their funny... their dull as dishwater..

their photos MUST of be at least 10 years old...

you get the picture.. online you thought they were the 'one' in reality..well, their not even in your 'top 50'

SO... what do you do....????..........
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May 3, 2010 9:25 AM CST So you meet and their NOTHING like their profile
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
Accept people as they are, not as we want them to be..grin
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May 3, 2010 9:25 AM CST So you meet and their NOTHING like their profile
xxfrecklesxx: Following on from the ''fat blind date thread''

OK... you have mailed on here, you have read their profile and seen their photos...chatted on MSN/Skype etc...

and you arrange the 'date'

you turn up and they are nothing like their profile....

profile says....

6 foot... their 5'6''

their slim... their 4 stone over weight..

they say their funny... their dull as dishwater..

their photos MUST of be at least 10 years old...

you get the picture.. online you thought they were the 'one' in reality..well, their not even in your 'top 50'

SO... what do you do....????..........
Honesty is the best policy. Say WTF and say something aprapo and gone out late barf
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May 3, 2010 9:28 AM CST So you meet and their NOTHING like their profile
Iuchi_Zien
Iuchi_ZienIuchi_ZienSheffield, South Yorkshire, England UK21 Threads 9 Polls 1,426 Posts
xxfrecklesxx: Following on from the ''fat blind date thread''

OK... you have mailed on here, you have read their profile and seen their photos...chatted on MSN/Skype etc...

and you arrange the 'date'

you turn up and they are nothing like their profile....

profile says....

6 foot... their 5'6''

their slim... their 4 stone over weight..

they say their funny... their dull as dishwater..

their photos MUST of be at least 10 years old...

you get the picture.. online you thought they were the 'one' in reality..well, their not even in your 'top 50'

SO... what do you do....????..........


See now there's a really good reason to wear a Burka! You don't even have to acknowledge them, AND you can pull faces while you walk past them!devil
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May 3, 2010 9:29 AM CST So you meet and their NOTHING like their profile
stefonline
stefonlinestefonlineDublin, Ireland136 Threads 9,702 Posts
xxfrecklesxx: Following on from the ''fat blind date thread''

OK... you have mailed on here, you have read their profile and seen their photos...chatted on MSN/Skype etc...

and you arrange the 'date'

you turn up and they are nothing like their profile....

profile says....

6 foot... their 5'6''

their slim... their 4 stone over weight..

they say their funny... their dull as dishwater..

their photos MUST of be at least 10 years old...

you get the picture.. online you thought they were the 'one' in reality..well, their not even in your 'top 50'

SO... what do you do....????..........



Have met some....said hello....had a chat....had a coffee or a few drinks and said goodbye.....simple as that.....been down that road many many times....not everyone is for everyone....some day I will meet someone and we will click for sure...until then...onwards and upwards....wave
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May 3, 2010 9:30 AM CST So you meet and their NOTHING like their profile
stefonline
stefonlinestefonlineDublin, Ireland136 Threads 9,702 Posts
Iuchi_Zien: See now there's a really good reason to wear a Burka! You don't even have to acknowledge them, AND you can pull faces while you walk past them!



I was thinking of filling my wardrobe full of burkas particularly for the dating scene.....grin
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May 3, 2010 9:32 AM CST So you meet and their NOTHING like their profile
Boban1
Boban1Boban1bigplace, Central Serbia Serbia144 Threads 5 Polls 18,789 Posts
xxfrecklesxx: Following on from the ''fat blind date thread''

OK... you have mailed on here, you have read their profile and seen their photos...chatted on MSN/Skype etc...

and you arrange the 'date'

you turn up and they are nothing like their profile....

profile says....

6 foot... their 5'6''

their slim... their 4 stone over weight..

they say their funny... their dull as dishwater..

their photos MUST of be at least 10 years old...

you get the picture.. online you thought they were the 'one' in reality..well, their not even in your 'top 50'

SO... what do you do....????..........


It depends on my mood

1. have a cup of coffee... and a long talk... and take it from there


2.I start screaming ..She has a bomb in her bag (assuming we are at the airport
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May 3, 2010 9:38 AM CST So you meet and their NOTHING like their profile
Ambrose2007
Ambrose2007Ambrose2007BFE, South Dakota USA67 Threads 10 Polls 8,881 Posts
HJFinAZ: Accept people as they are, not as we want them to be..


Even accept that they're bloody liars? laugh
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May 3, 2010 9:40 AM CST So you meet and their NOTHING like their profile
Ambrose2007
Ambrose2007Ambrose2007BFE, South Dakota USA67 Threads 10 Polls 8,881 Posts
You depart the scene so quickly that a small tornado is left in your wake that might assist the liar in cleaning up his or her act.blushing
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May 3, 2010 9:42 AM CST So you meet and their NOTHING like their profile
Iuchi_Zien
Iuchi_ZienIuchi_ZienSheffield, South Yorkshire, England UK21 Threads 9 Polls 1,426 Posts
stefonline: I wonder is does that Birka swimsuit go in and out in all the right places and would there be room for my lil handies to be exposed....


From what I gather it only goes in and out in the right places if you are shaped like a balloon (or a whale) and why would you need your hands exposed? You'd die of shame wouldn't you?
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May 3, 2010 9:45 AM CST So you meet and their NOTHING like their profile
Costapacket
CostapacketCostapacketparis, Centre-Val de Loire France2 Threads 2,182 Posts
xxfrecklesxx: Following on from the ''fat blind date thread''

OK... you have mailed on here, you have read their profile and seen their photos...chatted on MSN/Skype etc...

and you arrange the 'date'

you turn up and they are nothing like their profile....

profile says....

6 foot... their 5'6''

their slim... their 4 stone over weight..

they say their funny... their dull as dishwater..

their photos MUST of be at least 10 years old...

you get the picture.. online you thought they were the 'one' in reality..well, their not even in your 'top 50'

SO... what do you do....????..........


Be nice, try and see the inner self and if that turns out to be just another user dont see them again.
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May 3, 2010 9:49 AM CST So you meet and their NOTHING like their profile
Iuchi_Zien
Iuchi_ZienIuchi_ZienSheffield, South Yorkshire, England UK21 Threads 9 Polls 1,426 Posts
Costapacket: Be nice, try and see the inner self and if that turns out to be just another user dont see them again.


Come on, if they can't get their OWN description right, one wonders about their level of honesty. Misjudging your height by 6" and weight by so much suggests they have 'problems'
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May 3, 2010 9:51 AM CST So you meet and their NOTHING like their profile
stefonline
stefonlinestefonlineDublin, Ireland136 Threads 9,702 Posts
Iuchi_Zien: From what I gather it only goes in and out in the right places if you are shaped like a balloon (or a whale) and why would you need your hands exposed? You'd die of shame wouldn't you?



Oh yeah I forgot....I run the risk of being stoned to death....I guess I will give that swimsuit a miss for this years holiday and revert back to the good old bikini.....yay
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May 3, 2010 9:52 AM CST So you meet and their NOTHING like their profile
Steve5721
Steve5721Steve5721La Zenia, Murcia Spain72 Threads 2 Polls 4,564 Posts
xxfrecklesxx: Following on from the ''fat blind date thread''

OK... you have mailed on here, you have read their profile and seen their photos...chatted on MSN/Skype etc...

and you arrange the 'date'

you turn up and they are nothing like their profile....

profile says....

6 foot... their 5'6''

their slim... their 4 stone over weight..

they say their funny... their dull as dishwater..

their photos MUST of be at least 10 years old...

you get the picture.. online you thought they were the 'one' in reality..well, their not even in your 'top 50'

SO... what do you do....????..........


Sorry Frecks...I didn't mean to lead you astray like that..I couldn't help it though.bouquet
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May 3, 2010 9:54 AM CST So you meet and their NOTHING like their profile
vinny1967
vinny1967vinny1967Dublin, Cork Ireland131 Threads 7 Polls 11,475 Posts
xxfrecklesxx: Following on from the ''fat blind date thread''

OK... you have mailed on here, you have read their profile and seen their photos...chatted on MSN/Skype etc...

and you arrange the 'date'

you turn up and they are nothing like their profile....

profile says....

6 foot... their 5'6''

their slim... their 4 stone over weight..

they say their funny... their dull as dishwater..

their photos MUST of be at least 10 years old...

you get the picture.. online you thought they were the 'one' in reality..well, their not even in your 'top 50'

SO... what do you do....????..........


I would tell them out straight that I'm not happy about being lied to...........might still have a coffee tho........laugh

wave
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May 3, 2010 9:56 AM CST So you meet and their NOTHING like their profile
Iuchi_Zien
Iuchi_ZienIuchi_ZienSheffield, South Yorkshire, England UK21 Threads 9 Polls 1,426 Posts
stefonline: Oh yeah I forgot....I run the risk of being stoned to death....I guess I will give that swimsuit a miss for this years holiday and revert back to the good old bikini.....


Yes but you're missing the benefit no need for sun-block and you can lay out in the sand until... (you are overcome by heat exhaustion and die without anybody noticing!) blues
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May 3, 2010 9:57 AM CST So you meet and their NOTHING like their profile
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
Ambrose2007: Even accept that they're bloody liars?


Yep... We cannot change who they are..dunno
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May 3, 2010 10:00 AM CST So you meet and their NOTHING like their profile
Costapacket
CostapacketCostapacketparis, Centre-Val de Loire France2 Threads 2,182 Posts
Iuchi_Zien: Come on, if they can't get their OWN description right, one wonders about their level of honesty. Misjudging your height by 6" and weight by so much suggests they have 'problems'


Some people dont admit things for whatever reason but they may have a lot more to offer for you than you may think.
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May 3, 2010 10:01 AM CST So you meet and their NOTHING like their profile
Have that 'Tall Latte' at the local Starbucks,and chalk it up to experience!laugh
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May 3, 2010 10:03 AM CST So you meet and their NOTHING like their profile
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
Conrad73: Have that 'Tall Latte' at the local Starbucks,and chalk it up to experience!


"Social" drinkers....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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