xxfrecklesxx: Following on from the ''fat blind date thread''
OK... you have mailed on here, you have read their profile and seen their photos...chatted on MSN/Skype etc...
and you arrange the 'date'
you turn up and they are nothing like their profile....
profile says....
6 foot... their 5'6''
their slim... their 4 stone over weight..
they say their funny... their dull as dishwater..
their photos MUST of be at least 10 years old...
you get the picture.. online you thought they were the 'one' in reality..well, their not even in your 'top 50'
SO... what do you do....????..........
Have met some....said hello....had a chat....had a coffee or a few drinks and said goodbye.....simple as that.....been down that road many many times....not everyone is for everyone....some day I will meet someone and we will click for sure...until then...onwards and upwards....
Iuchi_Zien: See now there's a really good reason to wear a Burka! You don't even have to acknowledge them, AND you can pull faces while you walk past them!
I was thinking of filling my wardrobe full of burkas particularly for the dating scene.....
stefonline: I wonder is does that Birka swimsuit go in and out in all the right places and would there be room for my lil handies to be exposed....
From what I gather it only goes in and out in the right places if you are shaped like a balloon (or a whale) and why would you need your hands exposed? You'd die of shame wouldn't you?
Costapacket: Be nice, try and see the inner self and if that turns out to be just another user dont see them again.
Come on, if they can't get their OWN description right, one wonders about their level of honesty. Misjudging your height by 6" and weight by so much suggests they have 'problems'
Iuchi_Zien: From what I gather it only goes in and out in the right places if you are shaped like a balloon (or a whale) and why would you need your hands exposed? You'd die of shame wouldn't you?
Oh yeah I forgot....I run the risk of being stoned to death....I guess I will give that swimsuit a miss for this years holiday and revert back to the good old bikini.....
stefonline: Oh yeah I forgot....I run the risk of being stoned to death....I guess I will give that swimsuit a miss for this years holiday and revert back to the good old bikini.....
Yes but you're missing the benefit no need for sun-block and you can lay out in the sand until... (you are overcome by heat exhaustion and die without anybody noticing!)
Costapacketparis, Centre-Val de Loire France2,182 posts
Iuchi_Zien: Come on, if they can't get their OWN description right, one wonders about their level of honesty. Misjudging your height by 6" and weight by so much suggests they have 'problems'
Some people dont admit things for whatever reason but they may have a lot more to offer for you than you may think.
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OK... you have mailed on here, you have read their profile and seen their photos...chatted on MSN/Skype etc...
and you arrange the 'date'
you turn up and they are nothing like their profile....
profile says....
6 foot... their 5'6''
their slim... their 4 stone over weight..
they say their funny... their dull as dishwater..
their photos MUST of be at least 10 years old...
you get the picture.. online you thought they were the 'one' in reality..well, their not even in your 'top 50'
SO... what do you do....????..........