* "Wanted: Preparer of food. Must be dependable, like the food business, and be willing to get hands dirty."
* "Mother's helper -- peasant working conditions."
* "Buy your new bedroom suite from us, and we will stand behind it for six months."
* "A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms."
* "Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00."
* "Government employer looking for candidates. Criminal background required."
* "His and hers bicycles, $25 each or both for $55."
* "For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers."
* "Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too."
* "Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory."
* "We'll move you worldwide throughout the country."
* "We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand."
* "Tattoos done while you wait."
* "Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it."
* "Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children."
* "If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachaise Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin."
* "Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else."
* "Stock up and save. Limit: one."
* "For Rent: 6-room hated apartment."
* "Wanted to buy: fishing net, must have no holes."
* "TO LET: 4 bedroom house close to town. No poets."
* "This house has been fully insulted."
* "Man, honest. Will take anything."
* "Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!"
* "Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink."
* "3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred."
* "Our experienced Mom will care of your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included."
* "Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops."
Nope, I can say that I have never sprayed clothes with Free breeze......I have sprayed my Suburban, my Bronco, my Jeep, my Impala, and my bathroom with it, though.
A good meal...is always worth the price. I won't however indulge spending $50 for a steak at "Fill IN the blank"...when I can cook one that is just as good at home for $17. That's just nonsense. Good Seafood, however, you can name the price...as long as it's FRESH and Delicious.
I had a pizza over the weekend.....called the Chesapeake Bay Pizza
White sauce pizza, onions, and Backfin Crab Meat.....16" Pie, $25.....and worth every dime.
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RE: The number one aspect you look for in a partner
Marina....my last loyal subject....please meet me in my Royal Chambers...so that I can...ummm....THANK....you properly.....