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Re-Opening the CS Bar......Again

Hooorah.....one cold brew........thanks for stopping by Paul....cheers

Re-Opening the CS Bar......Again

The CS Bar is open for business....ONCE AGAIN....

Come on in, have a drink.....Sing a song......

Hope ya'll enjoy the new old decor........

Dana, How about a song to get this thing kicked off once again?head banger

RE: Would you date a Muslim?

Date? NO...

DO....Of course.....devil

RE: What's that you're reading?

I finished "The Kite Runner" by Khaled Hosseini....excellent book about a Hazra houseboy and his "friend/master" growing up in Afghanistan....
Recommended reading.

I am now reading "Red Rabbit" by Tom Clancy.

RE: Welcome to Iraqi Kurdistan

Oh come on bro'.....that's no fun.

RE: Welcome to Iraqi Kurdistan

Really? There are some parts of a WAR ZONE that are dangerous....Excellent observation Bro.......Excellent Observation......applause

RE: wht could be the answer

let's go with......"I don't give a damn" for $200 Alex......rolling on the floor laughing

RE: How could anyone be so heartless

I will trade a 17 year old for a nice four wheel drive and several years of pre paid legal.....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: fish

10.2 lb. Largemouth Bass....Freshwater

99.75 pounds...(yes, a quarter pound shy of a Citation) Yellowfin Tuna

127 pound Bigeye Tuna......

RE: I thought you would like to know?

Vaya con dios..........

The King thinks you should be BANISHED.

No Kids on an Adult Site.very mad

RE: One of THOSE moods

right...right...right......

I'll buy you 800 pairs of shoes....

as long as you don't mind shopping at Goodwill......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: One of THOSE moods

Dammit...there goes my one chance...the shoe does not fit.....

she wears a size 4......little woman....

RE: What song best describes you.

Limp Bizkit....Break Stuff

RE: One of THOSE moods

rolling on the floor laughing Imelda

That's my Mom's nickname...she's at about 800 pairs of shoes and counting.......rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Borders

Heritage? That is who I am. Not, it most certainly not the same thing. Injustice is injustice, period. This is my country, too. I served her and wore the uniform of the United States Army proudly. I love the Star Spangled Banner. My opinion greatly differs from yours, that's just how it is. This country is not FREE. Whether another Mexican, Canadian etc....is ever allowed into this country will not change one damn thing about how our government works or how people are treated. Mother Nature does not recognize man made borders. Nor should it be any person or governments divine right to refuse to allow someone to enter or earn bread on a particular piece of earth.frustrated

RE: Borders

OH YEAHHH....NOW Y'ALL GOT HOMEBOY FLAMED UP.....

YOUR COUNTRY? YOUR COUNTRY? What made this your country? The fact that ILLEGAL ALIENS came in and killed my people and made it theirs? aka...yours? American Indians...MY PEOPLE....had this country long before any boat ever sailed the seven seas...believe that. Trying now to keep others out is absolutely preposterous.......ridiculous...insane.

This is one issue that I take extreme issue with. This whole MY COUNTRY ideal. You think it's your country, what made it so? Bloodshed and Violence, expanionism at its' finest, don't you think? very mad

RE: What is the smartest thing a woman's

you ain't got to do it because you want to do it....but when "bountah" gets ahold of you, you'll do it....devil

Grandma Epps said that.....and she was never wrong.

RE: One of THOSE moods

No Way Jose....I Never .EE in the .OOL.....and I keep it that way.....wink

RE: ive just installed skype

Have ya'll seen the new Sony Mylo...that's gonna revolution the cell phone world.....you can Skype on it...yahoo im...and make phone calls through the Cingular network...it costs about $350 but its well worth it...has the slide up keyboard...3 inch monitor....MP3 player with 6 Gigs of memory......

RE: One of THOSE moods

Stace....I've got some extra arm floaties if you need them...some with Strawberry Shortcake on 'em....come to my end of the pool if you DARE....Muuuu haaaa haaaaa haaaaa......

hollers.....


MAAARRRRCCCCCOOOOOOOO...............

RE: internet etiquette

No darlin'...you most definitely did not scare the King away....

He had a meeting to attend.....and he hates meetings....

just a necessary evil of corporate America...though.....

RE: who would you fight?

Anyone press will hear the fat lady sing.......devil

RE: rename me

msAmericanPie

Democrat/Republican

ONe mans' facts are another mans' fantasies......

RE: internet etiquette

You should only respond to the King's e-mails.....

signed...

The King....devil

Democrat/Republican

A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many
others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat, and
was very much in favor of the redistribution of wealth.

She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican, a
feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had
participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her
father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he
thought should be his.

One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes on
the rich and the addition of more government welfare programs. The
self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the truth
and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how she was doing
in school.

Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let
him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking a very
difficult course load and was constantly studying, which left her no time to
go out and party like other people she knew. She didn't even have time for a
boyfriend, and didn't really have many college friends because she spent all
her time studying.

Her father listened and then asked, "How is your friend Audrey doing ?"

She replied, "Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy classes,
she never studies, and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is so popular on
campus; college for her is a blast. She's always invited to all the parties,
and lots of times she doesn't even show up for classes because she's too
hung over."

Her wise father asked his daughter, "Why don't you go to the Dean's office
and ask him to deduct a 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend who only
has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly that would be
a fair and equal distribution of GPA."

The daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion, angrily fired
back, "That wouldn't be fair! I have worked really hard for my grades! I've
invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done next to
nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail off!"

The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, "Welcome to the Republican Party."

RE: rename me

well....if you watch southpark...there's a teacher on there...I can't say her name out here...but boy....would that one get some perverse reactions.....LMFAO...I'll e-mail it to ya Stace.....

pukcufehtuhs

devil

RE: rename me

nosodontask

RE: rename me

BeachBeotch


MsAmericanPie


QueenBeedevil

RE: Ideal Match...!

the ideal match.....

has just enough on the head to get it lit with one strike.....and won't stink like sulfur when struck.......

I prefer the ones with the wooden stick rather than paper matches too....

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