I have never been TOO mad.....TOO busy......TOO distracted....TOO anydamnthing.....to not be in the mood. Once I found out what else I could with that thing besides Pee.....life ain't ever been the same.....
Boudreaux was fresh from his gator hunting trip on the bayou. When he arrived at home his wife informed him that the neighbor lady done had her baby. She went on to tell Boudreaux that the baby was born with NO EARS. Boudreauxs’ wife says they need to go and see the new baby, but he is, under no circumstances, to mention that the baby has no ears. Boudreaux thinks he can accomplish this, so off they go to the neighbor lady’s house. They are just all fussing over the baby…and Boudreaux announces…”This is the finest baby what Boudreaux done ever seen, he’s gonna be big and strong, lookit dem big legs dat baby gots…he gonna play linebacker for LSU…Boudreaux just knows it….” “ Lord knows, that baby done gots the best eyesight what a chile ever had, Boudreaux just knows that”……The neighbor lady asks….”Boudreaux, how you know this baby gots great eyesight?”….Boudreaux says….”Well Boudreaux knows this, cuz the Good Lord ain’t give this baby nowhere to hang his lil glasses, now did He?”
She stayed up all night and cried into her pillow And fought off the urge to just break down and call Last night to find the fault seemed so darn easy But now whose to blame don't matter much at all She thinks if she calls him it just shows weakness So the hurt goes on with every tear she's cried Ain't it sad to see a good love fall to pieces Chalk another heartbreak up to foolish pride
Turn out the lights the competition's over The stubborn souls are the losers here tonight And while the bridges burn, another hard-hard lesson's learned As through the ashes passion slowly dies And this romance goes down to foolish pride
He relives every word they spoke in anger He walks the floor and punches out the wall To apologize to her would be so simple But instead he cries I'll be damned if I'll crawl If he loses her he's lost his best friend And that's more then just a lover can provide So he wrestles with emotions that defeat him Chalk another love lost up to foolish pride
Turn out the lights the competition's over The stubborn souls are the losers here tonight And while the bridges burn, another hard-hard lesson's learned As through the ashes passion slowly dies And this romance goes down to foolish pride
am I the only one singing in here today...dang.....
urn it up some Alright boys, this is her favorite song You know that right So, if we play it good and loud She might get up and dance again Ooh, she put her beer down Here she comes Here she comes Left left left right left Whoo
Husslers shootin' eightball Throwin' darts at the wall Feelin' damn near 10 ft. tall Here she comes, Lord help us all Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him outta his chair Poor ole boy, it ain't his fault It's so hard not to stare At that honky tonk badonkadonk Keepin' perfect rhythm Make ya wanna swing along Got it goin' on Like Donkey Kong And whoo-wee Shut my mouth, slap your grandma There outta be a law Get the Sheriff on the phone Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on That honky tonk badonkadonk (Aww son)
Now Honey, you can't blame her For what her mama gave her You ain't gotta hate her For workin' that money-maker Band shuts down at two But we're hangin' out till three We hate to see her go But love to watch her leave With that honky tonk badonkadonk Keepin' perfect rhythm Make ya wanna swing along Got it goin' on Like Donkey Kong And whoo-wee Shut my mouth, slap your grandma There outta be a law Get the Sheriff on the phone Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on With that honky tonk badonkadonk (Ooh, that's what I'm talkin' bout right there, honey)
We don't care bout the drinkin' Barely listen to the band Our hands, they start a shakin' When she gets the urge to dance Drivin' everybody crazy You think you fell in love Boys, you better keep your distance You can look but you can't touch That honkey tonk badonkadonk Keepin' perfect rhythm Make ya wanna swing along Got it goin' on Like Donkey Kong And whoo-wee Shut my mouth, slap your grandma There outta be a law Get the Sheriff on the phone Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on That honky tonk badonkadonk
That honky tonk badonkadonk Yeah, that honky tonk badonkadonk
(That's it, right there boys, that's why we do what we do It ain't for the money, it ain't for the glory, it ain't for the free whiskey It's for the badonkadonk)
Well, I walk into the room Passing out hundred dollar bills And it kills and it thrills like the horns on my Silverado grill And I buy the bar a double round of crown And everybody's getting down An' this town ain't never gonna be the same.
(Chorus:) Cause I saddle up my horse And I ride into the city I make a lot of noise Cause the girls They are so pretty Riding up and down Broadway On my old stud Leroy And the girls say Save a horse, ride a cowboy. Everybody says Save a horse, Ride a cowboy
Well I don't give a dang about nothing I'm singing and Bling- Blanging While the girls are drinking Long necks down! And I wouldn't trade ol' Leroy Or my Chevrolet for your Escalade Or your freak parade I'm the only John Wayne left in this town
And I saddle up my horse And I ride into the city I make a lot of noise Cause the girls They are so pretty Riding up and down Broadway On my old stud Leroy And the girls say Save a horse, ride a cowboy. Everybody says Save a horse, Ride a cowboy
(Spoken:) I'm a thourough-bred That's what she said In the back of my truck bed As I was gettin' buzzed on suds Out on some back country road. We where flying high Fine as whine, having ourselves a big and rich time And I was going, just about as far as she'd let me go. But her evaluation Of my cowboy reputation Had me begging for salvation All night long So I took her out giggin frogs Introduced her to my old bird dog And sang her every Wilie Nelson song I could think of
And we made love And I saddle up my horse And I ride into the city I make a lot of noise Cause the girls They are so pretty Riding up and down Broadway On my old stud Leroy And the girls say Save a horse, ride a cowboy. Everybody says Save a horse, Ride a cowboy
What? What? Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy Everybody says Save a Horse Ride a cowboy.
Dons his trusty cowboy hat and headset mic......let's dance.....
I'll sing.....
I had big plans for our future Said I'd give you the whole world somehow I tried makin' good on that promise Thought I'd be so much further by now Never could build you a castle Even though you're the queen of my heart But I've had the best of intentions from the start
Now some people think I'm a loser 'Cause I seldom get things right But you make me feel like a winner When you wrap me in your arms so tight Please tell me you will remember No matter how much I do wrong That I had the best of intentions all along
I gave you a ring And I promised you things I always thought we'd do But my best-laid plans Slipped right through my hands To show my love for you And if you could read my heart Then you'd know without exception It was all with the best of intentions
I gave you a ring And I promised you things I always thought we'd do But my best-laid plans Slipped right through my hands To show my love for you And if you could read my heart Then you'd know without exception It was all with the best of intentions
So here I am asking forgiveness And praying that you'll understand Don't think I take you for granted Girl, I know just how lucky I am Though you deserve so much better You won't find devotion more true 'Cause I've had the best of intentions Girl, I've had the best of intentions Yes, I've had the best of intentions loving you
~~Forgive, sounds good. Forget, I'm not sure I could. They say time heals everything, But I'm still waiting
I'm through, with doubt, There's nothing left for me to figure out, I've paid a price, and i'll keep paying
I'm not ready to make nice, I'm not ready to back down, I'm still mad as hell And I don't have time To go round and round and round It's too late to make it right I probably wouldn't if I could Cause I'm mad as hell Can't bring myself to do what it is You think I should
I know you said Why can't you just get over it, It turned my whole world around and i kind of like it
I made by bed, and I sleep like a baby, With no regrets and I don't mind saying, It's a sad sad story That a mother will teach her daughter that she ought to hate a perfect stranger. And how in the world Can the words that I said Send somebody so over the edge That they'd write me a letter Saying that I better shut up and sing Or my life will be over
I'm not ready to make nice, I'm not ready to back down, I'm still mad as hell And I don't have time To go round and round and round It's too late to make it right I probably wouldn't if I could Cause I'm mad as hell Can't bring myself to do what it is You think I should
I'm not ready to make nice, I'm not ready to back down, I'm still mad as hell And I don't have time To go round and round and round It's too late to make it right I probably wouldn't if I could Cause I'm mad as hell Can't bring myself to do what it is You think I should
Forgive, sounds good. Forget, I'm not sure I could. They say time heals everything, But I'm still waiting
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RE: The CS Bar is now open......
wtf.....lowing the tone? gets out his dictionary and looks it up....nope...gonna have to google that one....LMAO.....