highplains Forum Posts (4,288)

RE: Who is your special someone?

The King loves all his special "ladies in waiting"....

AND


all the beautiful frauleins, too......

RE: Iran....

You only have to watch the Veeps current name calling, sophomoric actions in recent interviews to know the real mentality of the people we are dealing with. 2009 is sooooo far away......and there are many things that our current Prez is going to try to roll with. Iran is in his crosshairs...say what you will....we'll be there next. He DOES NOT CARE what the will of the congress or the American people is...he said so himself...no matter what he is going to what he is going to do. Methinks someone has read way too much about Marx/Lenin. Orwellian as it seems..... 1984 may just be 2004......or 2007......

RE: Iran....

off course a little bit here...but did anyone else hope that GORE was gonna announce on the Academy Awards last night?

RE: Hello

oh fine then...it's been a long time and the Deutsche is quite rusty...

How about....Hey...Hello.....How You doin?

RE: Hello

ooopss....Gruss Gott....not Gross Gott...dammit.....

RE: Hello

Gross Gott Fraulein........How you doin? Welcome to my Kingdom....


The King....

RE: soo stancarono di essere da solo

Disfartimfannin Bestanken......

RE: What you stand for in your life?

Wanna Beer?

RE: Am I sending the wrong message?

awrite ash...I won't e-mail ya any more.....

RE: How to Adopt a Man.

<<is house broken...and won't hump yer leg.....

RE: What you stand for in your life?

to be a good friend to cold, lonely beers around the world...to give them comfort.....take them in...and warm them.....

and give them plenty of company......then send them swimming after they've been throughly relieved of all of their alcohol content.....

RE: Ahhhhhh! CS didn't waste any time....

so....do I get your birthday wish or not?

RE: Sometimes our dark side forms stronger bonds.

actually struck the match....because....well....OMG....you can still smell it......

RE: I need some loveeee

Well, yes,....yes I am......No do as you are told.......

RE: I need some loveeee

come on in....take your clothes off and lie down......and we'll see if we can't make that ole lonely bug go away......

RE: Sometimes our dark side forms stronger bonds.

strikes matches.....fans the flames with a leaf blower and some kerosene.......

RE: Say something special to the person you like, no need to mention their name :)

do you smell something burning?

RE: What are you happy about in life?

Good Looking Women....

Nice Booties.......

Cold Beer.......

Hot Women.......

Helmet.......

and.......

Cold Beer....

RE: if you could be someone else for a day

Brad Pitt.....so I could tag Angelina......

Whomever is tagging Jennifer Aniston.......


Whomever is tagging Jennifer Love Hewitt.......


Anna Nicole's Baby Daddy.....LMFAO.......


Nasty boy that I am........

RE: Ahhhhhh! CS didn't waste any time....

I have never done a 54 year old hottie......

Any Volunteers??????????

RE: True Story lmao!

take your 7 step two step somewhere else......

RE: I need some loveeee

here...feel this....it'll make you feel better....

and

if it doesn't




I am damn sure gonna enjoy it......

RE: Cabin Fever!!!

Yeah..I see me and the Izzmeister breaking at about 4 today for an unscheduled fishing trip.....It just might happen........gonna be fishing the Booyahh Buzz Bait....get 'em stirred up.....

RE: compliment?

Of Damn Course I do...

RE: compliment?

Yess..yess you did....I had no idea that you wanted me in that way......

RE: compliment?

damn...and I thought my flower was cute....LMAO...(you do know that was in jest, right?)

RE: compliment?

alrighty then.......

RE: Cabin Fever!!!

<<No Snow In VA.........It's gonna be 70 here today...I love it....I feel a fishing trip in my near future.....maybe even today....

RE: Ladies, weigh in on weight

yeah...yeah...yeah.......sure ya'll would......

if he ever got the nuts up to even talk to ya'll....most chubby guys are skeered to even talk to a woman.....

I say this.....I ain't skeered.....I am what I am......

and I've only been denied ONCE........and it's killin' me.......

RE: A Day Late....and...A Dollar Short...

I've always said..that if I had it to do over again...I would have worn a wedding ring from the moment I found out that girls were not YUCKY....LMAO