A blonde and a Solicitor are seated next to each other on a flight from Dublin to New York.
The Solicitor asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few zzzzzs.
The Solicitor persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five euro, and vice versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The Solicitor, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me 5 euro, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you 500 euro."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.
The Solicitor asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a 5 euro note, and hands it to the solicitor.
"Okay," says the Solicitor, "your turn."
She asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The Solicitor, puzzled, takes out his laptop and searches all his references ... no answer. He taps into google with his modem and searches the Internet, still no answer........... Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and contacts but to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her 500 euro
The blonde thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.
The Solicitor, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the solicitor 5 euro, and goes back to sleep.
Trying to find work in this country is like pissing into the wind, But dont let it dishearten ya keep plugging away and something will turn up, I`m in the same boat as ya and its frustrating to say the least
best to break all contact, no point in being friends unless you think she wants you back, Being friends will only torture you more, what if she gets a new boyfriend and you are her "friend" will make things very uncomfortable for u
still a great car, the best diesel engine invented is a toyota these are minor glitches although they wil damage Toyotas reputation they will bounce back
A Drugs officer stops at a Farm in County Kerry , and talks with an old Farmer. He tells the Farmer, "I need to inspect your Farm for illegally grown drugs." The Farmer says, "Okay , but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location.
The Drugs officer verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the courts here with me." Reaching into his rear trouser pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the Farmer. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish, on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? "
The farmer nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his business..
A short time later, the old Farmer hears loud screams and sees the Drugs officer running for his life, chased by the Farmer's big Bull.............
With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The Farmer throws down his tools, runs to the fence and shouts at the top of his lungs.....
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RE: Measles!!!!
Go to doctor soon as possible, better safe than sorry I say