arent we forgetting all the menopausal men that are chasing there lost youth in the middle of a huge midlife crisis and think there bomb for chasing all the youngies
oh bluejay i got lots of them i been single for a few yrs know and ive met some pretty farked people, they seem to flock to me like im a psychiatrist or maybe they can clearly see im nuts
my personal favourite a lady who i was dating, first date walking thru a shop and she says to me u may want to walk on i thought shes was gonna shoplift im thinking wtf,nothing as classy i heard the loudest fart uve ever heard with which she came up behind me and said ahh better out than in hence there was no second date
i think a lot of the time photos lie , i dont judge someone from a photo, ive gone and met people who have looked nice in there photo , but turned out to be complete boring gits or no personality at all,what does make me laugh though is people who say in there profile they just want friends but delete people or ignore people cos they dont like there photo or size etc..i didnt realise u had to be stunning to have friends these days ,thats farkin vein
welcome back dd, only skiing u will be doing in perth is attached to the back of a boat,just watch out for the wee fishies,with the big teeth,there partial to a kiwi fruit
RE: More First Word ..
alcohol