On the first night of their marriage,they decided to take a shower before doing anything.so,the bride went first.she came back wearing a robe.so the husband said "darling,we're married now.there is no need putting on that rope".when see stripped off the rope,the husband proceeded to take her picture."why?" she asked."so i can carry your beauty next to my heart forever" he explained.
When the husband came back from his shower with a robe on,the wife also asked him to take it off as she proceeded to take his picture."why?" the husband asked.the wife looked up with disappointment and said "so i can enlarge this damn thing!"
A husband so proud of the fact that his wife had given birth to 6 children begins to call her "mother of six" rather than her first name.the wife amused at first,chuckles.but few years along the line,her husband kept calling her "mother of six".he would say "hey,mother of six get me that bear".or,"mother of six whats for dinner?"
this type of situation persisted to boiling point.finally,while attending a party with her husband,he jokingly yelled out "hey,mother of six i think it's time to go!"
the wife siezed the moment and shouted back "i'll be right with you---father of four".
A young girl was going out on her first date.her grandma called her and said,"sit here let me tell you about these young boys.he is going to try to kiss you.you're going to like that but don't let him do it.
He is going to try to feel your breasts.you're going to like that but don't let him do it.But most important,he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way.you're going to like that but don't let him do it.it will disgrace the family".
With that piece of advice,the girl left.when she returned,she told grandma it all went as she had predicted."Grandma,i didn't let him disgrace the family.when he tried,i just turned him over,got on top of him and disgraced his family".
Unless you have something else in your mind asides compliment,i don't see why you should pay too much attention on getting a reply. The compliment should bring as much joy to you as getting a reply. Though it may be a little bit dissappointing,it shouldn't stop you from appreciating what pleases you.
Hey,you just have to dust yourself up each time you fall. But before you get back,i want you to sit & think about what's causing these heart breaks.take a second loke at your character,approach,manners,style & the rest.maybe it's one of these things that has been driving your partners away. And please don't rush.take your time.6 months is not too long.
too much time & space wasted by you there cos i know all that.just answer according to your own time zone when you think it's best.don't think i need tutorials.
Two blondes died & found themselves at heaven's gate."how did u die?"the first blonde asked the second."i died in a freezer"she replied."what about u?"she asked the first."well,i suspected my husband was having an affair & found him naked when i came home very early yesterday.i was so certain the girl was hiding somewhere & so i had to search the house.but i slipped along the stairs & broke my neck.i guess that was how i got here"she said painfully."if only you checked the freezer maybe both of us would have still been alive"the second replied.
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"Mother of six"
Hey hope,how're you doing?Glad i made you laugh.
Thanks.