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RE: 3 some

But how do you return all the false teeth to the correct owners after the deed, without any mix-ups ????

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RE: 3 some

You still got that wee cleaning job down the old folks care home I see !!!!


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RE: 3 some

OOPS !!
Great minds eh!!

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Dear Santa

I easily offended by profanity, I'd give this a miss !

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RE: How long have you been single?

Been holdind out for the free house and rent, child allowance, income support, heatinh allowance etc !!!

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RE: How long have you been single?

9 months now.

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RE: Rate the poster above 1-10

Musey gets a 10.

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SKID MARKS

Dunno, will have to blow the cob-webs off it first!!

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SKID MARKS

Yeah, need new under crackers for Xmas !!

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SKID MARKS

I a countreeeeee styleeeeee !!

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RE: why women use red color lipstick on lips?

Valid point !!!!

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RE: why women use red color lipstick on lips?

Because red is the colour of the bullseye !!!!

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RE: chubby people have feelings too!!

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RE: chubby people have feelings too!!

I had a 'chubby' once, but it grew into something bigger !!!!


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RE: Are women happier if their place is in the home (traditional role)?

A HAPPY woman ???????????

Get outta here !!!!

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RE: Secret Santa

Such is life!!

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RE: Secret Santa

Baby piranha, just tell him they are harmless cichlids!!

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RE: What do you think about the Ark Encounter?

I was gonnae bring the golden chalice, so we can all share in a wee bit swallae!!

RE: What do you think about the Ark Encounter?

Get as much as you can into it, put a match to it, then invite everyone over for the best BBQ ever!!!

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RE: Russian woman

You wanna find young ,free and single Russian women?
I suggest a vacation to Egypt. They go there in hordes.You may even get lucky!!

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RE: Online dating struggles. What to do?

Just meet the guy as planned and see how it pans out.
Whatever you do, don't take any notice of the 'Oprahs' on here!!

Good luck.
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RE: Hey peoples!

Hi and welcome.

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RE: Weather

2-3 feet of snow, and fekkin baltic !!!
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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RE: How are you connected to internet?

Through my neighbours unprotected wi-fi connection !!!!

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RE: Men and there Toys

Ahum.....like hold my rod ???????????


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RE: Men and there Toys

Maybe let you off with half a day !!!!

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RE: Men and there Toys

Any of you lovely women wanting to come fishing with me ??????
It's -4.5C and snowing, and I'm sure you will find it fun !!

Or maybe just whine about it !!!


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RE: Who's Got Snow?

Got tons of it here now!!!
Also, anyone else get thunder and lightening during a blizzard ?????? A first for me!!

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RE: When First Meeting someone for a Date, Sould you Greet them with:

Thats the way!!
A gentle hug to both upper arms, while giving a soft kiss to each cheek !!!

Also helps if she wears a thong!!!!


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RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOBAN!

Have a happy, virile,drunken birthday you old spunker!!!

Best wishes from Scotland.


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