Someone to........... Hold hands with Put your arm round when its cold Laugh with Laugh at laugh at oneself with Listen to Listen to me Make me stick my chest out with pride when people look Be quiet with To run madly with Love Make love with Put me in my place Tell me I'm wrong Tell me I'm right Snuggle on the sofa with Kiss when I wake Kiss before I sleep
Let the lily of France in luxuriance bloom, Let the shamrock of Erin its beauty maintain, Let the rose of fair England still waft its perfume, But the Thistle of Scotia will dearest remain. 'Twas the badge that our fathers triumphantly wore When they followed their sovereigns to vanquish the Dane, The emblem our Wallace in battle aye bore; Then the Thistle of Scotia must dearest remain. It blooms on our mountains, it blooms in the vale, It blooms in the winter, in snow, and in rain; The type of her sons when rude seasons assail ~ To Scotia, her Thistle will dearest remain.
The Sair Finger You've hurt your finger? Puir wee man! Your pinkie? Deary me! Noo, juist you haud it that wey till I get my specs and see! My, so it is - and there's the skelf! Noo, dinna greet nae mair. See there - my needle's gotten't out! I'm sure that wasna sair?
And noo, to make it hale the morn, Put on a wee bit saw, And tie a Bonnie hankie roun't Noo, there na - rin awa'!
Your finger sair ana'? Ye rogue, You're only lettin' on. Weel, weel, then - see noo, there ye are, Row'd up the same as John!
Meaning of unusual words: skelf=splinter of wood saw=salve row'd up=wrapped up
Ballade of Autumn We built a castle in the air, In summer weather, you and I, The wind and sun were in your hair, - Gold hair against a sapphire sky: When Autumn came, with leaves that fly Before the storm, across the plain, You fled from me, with scarce a sigh - My Love returns no more again! The windy lights of Autumn flare: I watch the moonlit sails go by; I marvel how men toil and fare, The weary business that they ply! Their voyaging is vanity, And fairy gold is all their gain, And all the winds of winter cry, "My Love returns no more again!"
Here, in my castle of Despair, I sit alone with memory; The wind-fed wolf has left his lair, To keep the outcast company. The brooding owl he hoots hard by, The hare shall kindle on thy hearth-stane, The Rhymer's soothest prophecy, My Love returns no more again!
ENVOY.
Lady, my home until I die Is here, where youth and hope were slain: They flit, the ghosts of our July, My Love returns no more again!
Women usually love fresh citrus smells, so wash with one of those little blocks you get in the gents urinals. Dunno why people throw them in there! Just means you gotta give them a good rinse before washing your hands!!
I thought so. I NEVER ate any bread etc while in Thailand (was a baker for 20 years) and the weight just fell off me! Would dive into the pool,and surface to collect my shorts. Think it may be the lower carbs and additives. At the end of my baking career, we would add a 'bag' of chemicals to the dough. Fek knows what was actually in it!!
Thai food. I had 4 meals a day, with an average of 4 courses each sitting, and came back like I'd spent 6 hours a day in the gym, when in fact, all I'd done was eat for Scotland!!! So it's gotta be real healthy grub.
RE: What MEN want...
To all the lovely women, here on CS.You are all a delight! xx