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RE: What MEN want...

To all the lovely women, here on CS.

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You are all a delight! xx

RE: What MEN want...

Someone to...........
Hold hands with
Put your arm round when its cold
Laugh with
Laugh at
laugh at oneself with
Listen to
Listen to me
Make me stick my chest out with pride when people look
Be quiet with
To run madly with
Love
Make love with
Put me in my place
Tell me I'm wrong
Tell me I'm right
Snuggle on the sofa with
Kiss when I wake
Kiss before I sleep



Ahhh fek, I could go on and on and on and.......
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RE: Favourite quotes

An old one from me !!!!


If at first,
you don't succeed,
pull your foreskin,
o'er yer heed !!


Thanyouverymuch!!

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RE: Really?

Some-body's got their butt-plug stuck!!!!!!

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RE: Whats your weather like?

Pish !!! Cauld n dreekit.

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RE: Tell the person about you there best Feature!

Her friendliness

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RE: S.O.S.

he Thistle of Scotia

Let the lily of France in luxuriance bloom,
Let the shamrock of Erin its beauty maintain,
Let the rose of fair England still waft its perfume,
But the Thistle of Scotia will dearest remain.
'Twas the badge that our fathers triumphantly wore
When they followed their sovereigns to vanquish the Dane,
The emblem our Wallace in battle aye bore;
Then the Thistle of Scotia must dearest remain.
It blooms on our mountains, it blooms in the vale,
It blooms in the winter, in snow, and in rain;
The type of her sons when rude seasons assail ~
To Scotia, her Thistle will dearest remain.


Right, that's enough fae me!!



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RE: S.O.S.

The Sair Finger
You've hurt your finger? Puir wee man!
Your pinkie? Deary me!
Noo, juist you haud it that wey till
I get my specs and see!
My, so it is - and there's the skelf!
Noo, dinna greet nae mair.
See there - my needle's gotten't out!
I'm sure that wasna sair?

And noo, to make it hale the morn,
Put on a wee bit saw,
And tie a Bonnie hankie roun't
Noo, there na - rin awa'!

Your finger sair ana'? Ye rogue,
You're only lettin' on.
Weel, weel, then - see noo, there ye are,
Row'd up the same as John!

Meaning of unusual words:
skelf=splinter of wood
saw=salve
row'd up=wrapped up

RE: S.O.S.

Ballade of Autumn
We built a castle in the air,
In summer weather, you and I,
The wind and sun were in your hair, -
Gold hair against a sapphire sky:
When Autumn came, with leaves that fly
Before the storm, across the plain,
You fled from me, with scarce a sigh -
My Love returns no more again!
The windy lights of Autumn flare:
I watch the moonlit sails go by;
I marvel how men toil and fare,
The weary business that they ply!
Their voyaging is vanity,
And fairy gold is all their gain,
And all the winds of winter cry,
"My Love returns no more again!"

Here, in my castle of Despair,
I sit alone with memory;
The wind-fed wolf has left his lair,
To keep the outcast company.
The brooding owl he hoots hard by,
The hare shall kindle on thy hearth-stane,
The Rhymer's soothest prophecy,
My Love returns no more again!

ENVOY.

Lady, my home until I die
Is here, where youth and hope were slain:
They flit, the ghosts of our July,
My Love returns no more again!

RE: S.O.S.

On yonder hill
There stood coo
It's no there noo
It musta fekked aff!!


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RE: Love and Hatred.

I LOVE red wine, I HATE cabbage!!

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RE: ladies, another ? 4 u

Think the call leau de toillet, aka bog water!!!

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Doesn't work for me though!
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RE: ladies, another ? 4 u

Women usually love fresh citrus smells, so wash with one of those little blocks you get in the gents urinals.
Dunno why people throw them in there! Just means you gotta give them a good rinse before washing your hands!!

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RE: is there a form of transport that you don't like using?

Planes on int. flights, feels like someone is pushing knitting needles into my ears!!!!!

But it has to be done!

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RE: When you get up in the mornings what is the first thing on your mind?

Dont step on dogs, dont step on dogs, dont step on yellllllllllllllllppppppppp!!!!!!! oops, sorry boy.

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RE: Which tv star/s from the 80's and 90's did you have a crush on?

Michaela Strachan, when she was in The hit man and her!!!! Oh those early morning ........ Ahummmm! blushing grin grin

RE: Heathliest food. Which Country?

Honestly don't have a comeback!!!blushing grin grin bouquet

RE: Heathliest food. Which Country?

Hi sweet lady.teddybear

RE: Heathliest food. Which Country?

I'm sure it would be my pleasure.

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RE: Heathliest food. Which Country?

Good on ye big man, keep it up, ye don't look a day over 70!!!

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RE: Heathliest food. Which Country?

I thought so. I NEVER ate any bread etc while in Thailand (was a baker for 20 years) and the weight just fell off me! Would dive into the pool,and surface to collect my shorts.laugh
Think it may be the lower carbs and additives. At the end of my baking career, we would add a 'bag' of chemicals to the dough. Fek knows what was actually in it!!

All bad stuff I expect.

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RE: Heathliest food. Which Country?

Sorry, this was for time4fun4you

RE: Heathliest food. Which Country?

Have you noticed if you are eating less bakery/bread products??
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RE: Heathliest food. Which Country?

Thai food. I had 4 meals a day, with an average of 4 courses each sitting, and came back like I'd spent 6 hours a day in the gym, when in fact, all I'd done was eat for Scotland!!!
So it's gotta be real healthy grub.

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RE: What makes you say YES?

It may well be!!

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RE: What makes you say YES?

Oh oh!! barf ????

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RE: What makes you say YES?

But your bazzoombas is smurficatin me!!!

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RE: What makes you say YES?

Ach, breathing is sooooooooooo overrated anyway!!!

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RE: What makes you say YES?

Breath......deep breaths...in..........out!!

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RE: What makes you say YES?

Bearing in mind that I'm Scottish!!!!

An, "I'll pay", usually gets a yes outa me!!!

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