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RE: need a giggle

The only one I remember was
The first to get drunk? Moses, he was found motherless in the bushes laugh

RE: 170 million

Excellent laugh

RE: need a giggle

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
A dinosnore!

What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch?
Chicken Spocks!

If Ireland sank into the sea, what county wouldn't sink?
Cork!

What town in England makes terrible sandwiches?
Oldham!

I'd tell you another joke about a pencil.
But it doesn't have any point!

laugh

RE: 170 million

Some money to live out your retirement years dunno

RE: 170 million

I watched a programme on tv recently about people who had won large amounts of money and it was amazing the amount of prolems they experience. One thing that was common amongst most was that they had actually lost a lot of their friends and even family members were no longer talking to them. One guy was being sued by his former 'best friend'. Another man even said that when he goes to the pub strangers will insist he buy them a drink as they feel part of the fortune is their as they happened to buy a ticket the week this man won.
If I won ( besides the obvious like sharing with family, giving to charity and extensive traveling ) I would start a record label.

RE: hiya im new.just outta my wrapper lol...well kinda

Welcome to the Irish forums handshake

RE: Daily Quiz lives on

cool

RE: Would you marry someone of another nationality?

2intrigued, there is only one thing I find more attractive than a Canadian, and that is a Canadian not afriad to wear shorts wow

RE: Would you marry someone of another nationality?

What???? are you crazy?? marrying someone of a different nationality??? thats like marrying someone with brown eyes, eeeeewwwwww dunno

RE: .....Size metters????

wow, your love of life inspires me laugh

RE: .....Size metters????

Amahlala im good thanks, and you?

RE: .....Size metters????

Love, love is a verb
Love is a doing word
Fearless on my breath
Gentle impulsion
Shakes me, makes me lighter
Fearless on my breath


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RE: .....Size metters????

hawooooooo amahalalalalalalala applause

RE: .....Size metters????

Macgyver was the man, as you said he could build faces from twigs and straw. laugh

RE: .....Size metters????

cos I ask too much of my woman. The A-Team is sooo much easier to understand. beer

RE: .....Size metters????

predictable doh

RE: .....Size metters????

I like my women like I like my 80s tv shows, predicable and cheesy

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RE: THE METAL THREAD



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cheers cheers

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RE: songs for your mood part 3

great song, i just reproduced that very same song 10 mins ago



cheers

RE: Would you marry someone of another nationality?

Would I marry someone who's mother just happened to give birth in a different part of the world dunno
Don't ask silly questions doh

RE: THE METAL THREAD

A bit of Lizzy.....



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RE: Who's still.........4

awww ok, think ill be in bed soon too beer

RE: Who's still.........4

looks like it is just us night owls cheers cheers

RE: for the guys..

Ok we all have a soft spot for A-ha, great song.



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