We had a bulldog named Scooter. It was nothing to see us coming down the road with all of our heads stuck out the window. Oh my God he could clear a room and it didn't matter what he ate. I loved his to death,
I was in Chili's and we had talked but not met in person. I never drink on a first date, but he sure did. about 3 beers in He burped so loud the waiter asked if he was ok and people turned to look. When I get embarrassed I get the giggles. so I was giggling like I was 12 years old and he thought I thought it was funny. So he kept doing it it. It wasn't funny. I went to the rest room to try to compose myself, paid the check, and am still 2 years later and now 5000 miles apart not answering his calls. Oh I ofrgot to mention he had dropped food all in his beard and it was grossing me out. I kinda gestured and he half assed wiped it but no go
so smooth.....check the attachment for all credit card numbers, ssn, and bank account numbers please treat them gently..... love A COMPLETE IDIOT *(bUT YOU DO WRITE A SWEET ONE)
They say Monday night or Tuesday. LOL It's so hot I don't even care. I haven't seen fireworks in so long I won't miss them. I was in a;laska nd it is daylight all the time this time of year, so I have missed the last couple of years anyway. Just need a snuggle buddy for teh rain on the roof LOL
yeah buddy!!!! LOL we have a HP here named Jeff Gordon. He doesn't find amusing if you ask how fast was I going? Did I qualify??? Has no sense of humor
you get it when the home gets rolled off the property because you lost the car in the overgrown grass. The county hands them out if they have to come and remind you that the dentist said your one tooth kid needs dental work, or grandma attended the workshop on "how to extend your food budget using roadkill" I forgot which way I got mine. I will ask my mother who is actually my sister' aunt' niece on my father's side
I am full figured with a little extra cushion. I like me and anyone who doesn't, it's their problem, not mine. I don't have trouble getting dates because I am not a window sticker, but different strokes for different folks I guess, what ever twist your Twinkie.....
My son is married to a Filipino and OMG I dare you to call her submissive. She is a sweetheart and as dear to me as my blood daughter, OMG let me know before you ask her , I want to stand clear!
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