3 weeks after meeting one of my ex's, I took her back to my place for the first time.....
we had a few drinks to relax...
immediately after making love she all over me, herself, the bed and the floor...
took her out of bed, cleaned her up, took her into the lounge and layed her on the couch. Cleaned the bedroom, changed the bed, grabbed a shower. Walked into the lounge and there she is everywhere
almera03: 3 weeks after meeting one of my ex's, I took her back to my place for the first time.....
we had a few drinks to relax...
immediately after making love she all over me, herself, the bed and the floor...
took her out of bed, cleaned her up, took her into the lounge and layed her on the couch. Cleaned the bedroom, changed the bed, grabbed a shower. Walked into the lounge and there she is everywhere
trueheart1941brentwood essex, Essex, England UK8,005 posts
sitting at a table ina bar,with a young lady.she said something so funny...while having a beer.....i chock,ed...could,nt swollow...the beer came uot of both nosrils.....looked like a bleeding hippo /coming up for air....i was so embarrasing.....
trueheart1941: sitting at a table ina bar,with a young lady.she said something so funny...while having a beer.....i chock,ed...could,nt swollow...the beer came uot of both nosrils.....looked like a bleeding hippo /coming up for air....i was so embarrasing.....
when i start to laugh .. a true belly laugh i snort.. thats embarassing..
nomindgames: I had 1 on me in parking lot,blind date.
One guy I met online asked to meet me at a restaurant. We discussed on the phone several times about the fact he is 6 feet 2 inches in heigh and the fact I'm only 5 feet 1..He said he is fine with the height difference. So, I met him in the restaurant we talked for about 5 minutes then he jumpped up out of his chair stood next to the table in front of a very crowded restaurant and said loudly that he wanted to do a "height" comparison.. He said this about 3 times loudly in front of everyone.
Then after I laughed and told him to wait untill we go outside, he sat down, ordered dinner then when dinner arrived he yelled at the waiter and said "this is a steak"??
I realized I should have just walked out on him in the restaurant after his weird behaviour but instead to be nice I asked to speak to the manager and got this mans dinner written off as a bad meal..
I would say he was the most embarrassing man I ever met in person.
I had a date completely freak about how many people there were in a restuarant, she wanted out so I drove her back to the car which was at a different resturant. I would have thought she would have been used to people after all she was a nurse
One guy got out of his chair at a nice restaurant and tried to breakdance. Four tables (occupied at the time) had to be completely reset after his display.
70Libra: One guy got out of his chair at a nice restaurant and tried to breakdance. Four tables (occupied at the time) had to be completely reset after his display.
70Libra: One guy got out of his chair at a nice restaurant and tried to breakdance. Four tables (occupied at the time) had to be completely reset after his display.
He just had an epileptic fit as soon as he noticed the price of the food you had ordered. So I heard.
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