ybfayl Forum Posts (589)

RE: What presents did you get for christmas?

enough Scotch to kill a Scotsman

RE: Mr. Right

do ya mean right or left?

Ive seen ya women read a map!

RE: Xmas Eve

post yer number

RE: Which God has the most power?

none- all gods are mystical. It has always been by society that was the most organised in warfare.

RE: IF YOU WERE GOD

I would probably make those fast food outlets go even faster & make that tree of knowledge smarter.

RE: death

it better be the end! I don’t think I want to do this forever.

RE: The Things I Love About Christmas

The problem with Xmas- all the poor children whos parents cannot afford the latest play station, games…etc are left with da feeling they’ve been bad. I personally will be glad when people wake up X xmas and make all children feel equally loved all year around.

RE: Older chicks make the best lovers

RE: Older chicks make the best lovers

Old chicks make best lovers & they also know how to knit socks & pop a hip

RE: The Things I Love About Christmas

I want a girl called Christine so I could ave Chrissie all year around… except when Im in June, April & May.

RE: Do first impressions leave lasting impressions ?

Skippy Skippy the bush cangaroodas

what yer really asking is how far can skip, skip?

& yer not yer average roo? right


never had a successful relationship meeting anybody on line.
people get crafty an quickly learn to say da things people want to hear… behind every pic there is an idiot & behind every other bogan without a pic - they is hiding somfing in dair back yard.

RE: Hot off the Press

Pavlova made by KIWI’s using Australia ingredients & it comes in da box made in China, no way I tell ya!


Da Aussie chook gave birth to Pavlova magic & we put the yeggs in a box made in Taiwan.


hiya awesomely beautiful Mizz T

RE: Where the farrrrrrrrrk is?........

is this how you talk to a man who worships you?

RE: North Coast Get Together

Hi beautiful Serene….did I tell ya, you get more beautiful everytime I see those gorgeous bedroom eyes.

oh yeah I can see past those shades

RE: Where the farrrrrrrrrk is?........

where the fark is my left fong? lost me left fong?

RE: Animal Cruelty

I would’ev taken the mag wheels off and ripped da area spoiler, making those dogs more comfortable.

RE: What's for dinner

bread n water yummmm

RE: injections

Is dis da scrabble thread?

RE: Ok this is why women topic

some people are sick sick sick da way they carry on about deir exes sick sick sick !!!!!! I bring mine along.

RE: Mobile Phone nos.

hmm if yer mobile is on… or yer phone, you can be automatically tracked as it is.

RE: new date auction :)

How much for da widdle boy?

RE: We found them!!

You done well Newlife great effort in finding them?

RE: Short Term

You leave before da party isover somfing like yer average marriage....tad shorter

RE: Awesome's best jokes ever thread.

true true

RE: Awesome's best jokes ever thread.

SERENE my love

"If I could be anything, I would be your tear so I could be born in your eyes, live down your cheek, and die on your lips."

RE: Awesome's best jokes ever thread.

hi me dream princess

RE: Awesome's best jokes ever thread.

I think my computer is screwed up!!!!!!

??q? uo p??oq??? ? ?nq i ??i?? ?s?? ??? si si??.

RE: Dumped via txt message

De do do do, de da da da
Is all I want to say to you
De do do do, de da da da
Their innocence will pull me through
De do do do, de da da da
Is all I want to say to you
De do do do, de da da da
They're meaningless and all that's true
Poets, priests and poiticians
Have words to thank for their positions
Words that scream for your submission
And no one's jamming their transmission
'Cos when their eloquence escapes you
Their logic ties you up and rapes you
De do do do, de da da da

RE: THAT Ring

The ring is symbolic fer him in the great memory of his mother he missed out on as a child. There is no such a thing as 2nd hand gold or diamonds…as in ring. I admire this young woman for not having a closed mind & showing respect fer her future husband to be and the royal family. AS SHE SHOULD!

RE: Dumped via txt message

Ive been good fer most of the year- santa will look after me.