The problem Belushi, comes when you become so comfortable in your cave that you don't want to leave it again. It tends to get easier and easier to hide behind this computer screen and avoid real life situations. As time goes on, you slowly convince yourself that you are looking for someone on here.
The Bible says to leave your parents and cleave to your spouse. You and your spouse are to be as one. If you are with the right person, the parents of either shouldn't be a problem, unless either spouse allows their parents to walk all over them.
RE: any vegatarians out there?
And no wheelchair to get stuck between your teeth either.