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Arrrghhh! Guess what happend to me today!

hahah thanks Babsie hug xx

RE: If you weren't single....

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RE: If you weren't single....

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RE: If you weren't single....

Oh I talk to myself a lot.. haha..

I find it very useful, I get some of my best plans that way.. bouncing ideas around between 'myself'


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RE: If you weren't single....

Yeah! laugh

I just thought of one too...

Someone ELSE could go to the shop (store) for milk.. when its raining and kids are refusing.


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RE: what is your favorite season?

For me Summer..
Mind you it doesn't get as HOT here as many other places.

RE: If you weren't single....

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RE: If you weren't single....

Hmmm... good question.

For me none of yours really apply because I have three children.. Who help with clothes/necklaces FOOD! etc.. lol

I've been trying to think of... if I were not single.



If I weren't single I would have to share the tv remote in the evening.

Someone would be asking me 'What time ARE you coming to bed?'

Someone might be asking me why I am going out, where I am going, what time will I be back?

I might be with someone who doesn't like me travelling.

I weren't single.. I might be with someone who doesn't understand I LIKE to lay in the bath for four hours.

Someone who might ask me WHY I have to eat two pieces of cheesecake.

If I weren't single, I would not be able to splay myself out across the bed.

If I weren't single.. I would have to account for how MUCH I spent.


hmmmm... Why am I here? dunno





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RE: Need some big help, asap please!!!

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RE: Need some big help, asap please!!!

YAAAAY!!!

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RE: Ex boyfriends..

Yep I agree.

I have found that the only time they *let go* is when they find someone else.

Makes you laugh though doesn't it.. they did the cheating.. they didn't want you THEN.. when they had you.



So what are they playing at?


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Arrrghhh! Guess what happend to me today!

Yeah it is a lot of money.. BUT you should have seen the things she lent me. actually I was wondering if it was ENOUGH.

RE: Things you should know

Yep... they were interesting thumbs up

Arrrghhh! Guess what happend to me today!

Im not sure about the witty/quick thing..

My dad just calls it talkative laugh

RE: Sorry All I've been very Busy

haha poor chap

Arrrghhh! Guess what happend to me today!

Yeah I thought about it laugh

Then I thought I better go and see her straight away to get it over and done with lol

Arrrghhh! Guess what happend to me today!

Oh its okay.. I wasn't here for the sympathy vote.. I thought it was a funny story (after I stopped crying hahaha)

Arrrghhh! Guess what happend to me today!

lol So was I! (for a change)

Arrrghhh! Guess what happend to me today!

haha yeah.. or the Law of the Sod as my dad calls it

Arrrghhh! Guess what happend to me today!

You did the same thing? Or is that polite swearing? laugh

Arrrghhh! Guess what happend to me today!

Yeah... why couldn't he have FORGOTTEN.. like the previous two weeks!...

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Arrrghhh! Guess what happend to me today!

EGGS- ACTLY! doh



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Arrrghhh! Guess what happend to me today!

Before I went on holiday a while ago, I said to my friend (and work colleague)..

'I don't know what I'm going to wear.. I've put on weight.. I looked like im RAMMED into my clothes!'

She said.. 'Oo Claire, no worries, I will lend you some of MY clothes'



Anyway... Later that day she arrived at mine, with a huuuge bin bag (garbage bag) of clothes..

LOVELY clothes.. all her favourite things. All pressed and folded.. all gorgeous. . and lots of them! Also belts and accessories etc.



Anywayyyyy..

Last night I pressed and folded them (back).. and put the bag (which was BIG!!) and put it on my kitchen table to REMIND me to drop them around to hers later.


I forgot.


Sooo... last night.. after two weeks of forgetting (and me doing it).. My eldest son Jake.. FINALLY remembers to put the rubbish (trash) out for collection in this morning..

You can see where this is going cant you? crying lol



So.. this morning Penny (the friend) calls me and says she will be in this lunchtime (so that I can drop the clothes drop to her)...

Soooo.. I have a break in work.. and nip home to collect the bag..


and its not THERE!!!


My son is though..


So I said 'Jake.. that bin bag that was on the table last night.. where did it go?'

He said.. 'Well I (actually) remembered to put the rubbish out for you this week.. and I thought that one was to go too?'

and I said..

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I rushed around to Penny's house and said..

'Ermm. Pen.. I know this isn't funny NOW.. but ONE day... we will look back at this and laugh' (I HOPE!) laugh


Anyyywayyyyy....

After the *Initial* OMFFFGGG!!.. She laughed.. (eventually) laugh She said it didn't matter.. and that it was 'Only clothes'

but I said.. Nooo.. you are saying that because you are my friend.. and it DOES matter.. you have no clothes!!'



Sooo.. tomorrow I'm taking her £500 ($1000) ... (ARRRGH!!)


You know what too.. the funniest thing of all.. is I lost some weight a few weeks before I went away.. and never wore or took any of the clothes she lent me anyway.. frustrated


Bloody hell!







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RE: The dumb kid!

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RE: What are you jammin too?

It's raining men - The Weather girls




::puts on bathing costume:::



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RE: Who`s the biggest Liar on here??

hahaha


I can also play the drums yanno drinking

RE: Who`s the biggest Liar on here??

wow You too?


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RE: What are you jammin too?

Zero 7 - Destiny

RE: If Rwantin were president!! Who would...

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RE: Okay now how about scariest movie of all time??

I named my son Gage..

*I Love you mommy*.. :::SLASH::: jaw drop



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