I got up at 5.30 every morning and skipped down that road knowing I was avoiding the noise and madness of three kids, ten arguments, and the insanity of the human race
I saw myself living in a cave, inside a crater on the moon
I looked at the books and CD’s squat in the cave wall, opposite a picture of nothing
I marvelled at the sundial I’d made
I listened to the blood in my hands, and the hair in my ears
Outside, a soft warm stream lapped against rounded stones
I had a coffee machine that worked, and a guitar that winked at me from the corner
I had a friend who came around once in a while,
I drank Brazilian tea in the evenings and thought about nothing
I lay on a flat slab and let the sun sink into my eyelids
A stuffy head, a weak body, a year to the day since the split I needed some peace Fred was in the other room with his spoilt son I’d just settled down I opened the first page of Viz BANG the door exploded open.
Fred’s wife was ON FIRE showing me the dress she’d just bought She spread it in the air.
‘How much?’
‘Two hundred and forty euros?’
‘No’
Her Filipino seamstress friend appeared. Me and seamstress talked about the job she was going to do on the dress. Fred’s wife burst into the room again ’Twenty five euro’. I’m convinced women invented weddings, but anyway,
Fred’s wife and seamstress disappeared upstairs and with them, the wedding planning noise
Seamstress’s husband lectured Fred in the other room on how to repair the running machine I’d broken.
’A fella like you, who likes his football, could be doing twenty minutes a night on it’ Fred said ’Yeah’ when he was allowed.
I struggled with the brown bread and prayed for it all to end. I knew the only way I could avoid prison was to live on my own