There once was a girl from Glamorgan
Who went on a site to find more men,
But when she got there
They had nasal hair,
So now she's a lesbian mormon.
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Posted: May 2010
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There once was a girl with a hatchet
So sharp you'd be hard pushed to match it,
Don't get into a flap,
Far worse was her clap,
After last night you're certain to catch it.
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Posted: May 2010
About this poem:
Thanks for last night, Optimisticme. I'm sorry, I had no idea you get so much friction burn off pink fluffy handcuffs. See you down the clinic, Jac xxx
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There once was a girl who was hairy
Who's armpits were really quite scary.
She's having a bash
At a full-blown moustache.
Am I making you feel a bit wary?
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Posted: May 2010
About this poem:
Inspired by somebody who blocked me just because I made a teeny weeny little hairy chest joke. He thought I was a bloke...
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