Strange Stuff tMic Says
I say some pretty strange things sometimes. Join me for a romp in the playground of my mind. There is no rhyme or reason to it. Some of it is just off the wall banter, some are rants I have had online and some are some weird dreams I relate.
It should give you a glimpse of how I think and feel about things. Call me crazy, call me insightful or call me just plain dumb but it all comes from me.
Sometimes I am completely grounded, then, other times I go way out.
I'm not Groovy - I'm Far Out
Why must people always try to be happy? Contentment is the best state of being. Happiness, Sadness, Anger and Joy are not meant to be constants.
Intelligence is the ability to reason. Wisdom is the application of experience. Smart is wisdom without experience.
Associations with other people builds wisdom through experience. Choosing the correct associations to increase your wisdom is smart. Knowing this is intelligence.
I lie awake at night trying to figure out how Relative Displacement Drive Braking would work and what it would look like to the pilot.
That then keeps me thinking of how to create Phase Diversion Shielding so my space craft doesn't smash into anything at high speed.
Then I am forced to contemplate the logistics for transporting 150,000 people and 1.5 million supporting lifeforms on a seeding expedition
Which begs the need for a Super AI controlled nano-assembler matrix
Okay, I've given this careful consideration....What does a nose smell like?
It is not my responsibility to rectify anyone's ignorance, It's my choice
Mmm, Dorito Sammich
So, I have to wait an extra day for my birthday again this year! I'm getting sick of this crap. Seems like about every four years they make me wait an extra day and I ain't gunna do it anymore, so there!
I just read on my toaster oven that I should be wary of food flare-ups?
Triplixiuum-111 "Liquid Dipshitary" Trump drinks it in his morning coffee
Nunyajail-223 "Jail Avoidance Cake" Hillary eats it with her noon tea.
Sheeple-16 "oblivious wandering ray" Voters exposed daily via media surges
It is possible to live under your means even when your means is minuscule. Always pay your bills on time to avoid late charges. Budget your food as well as your money and say "NO" to impulse spending.
Treat your savings account like a bill and ton't touch it till you have at least 2 months bills coverage accumulated.
Its a fusion between Country and Rap. It's called CRAP!
Currently accepting applications for Hostess
Lately been outovit more than init
Watchin Movies & Smokin Pretzels - Life is good~
Six sickos sent seven saucers sailing
Checked Craigslist for a GF, Nothing in my price range that is not an old beater
Dreamed I was in a farm machinery warehouse and it was all covered in bacon
Health is low - Looking for a big red pulsating heart icon...
Ah, Yes! A York Peppermint Pattie!
When I die the flying monkeys will be released
Hurricane Season starts tomorrow, what's the bag limit?
Finally! Glorious FullForce Thunderstorms! ~~Lovin It~~
You know you're old when even your dreams are repeats
I feel like Ben Grimm this morning!
Comments (5)
Oh never mind,you've got both a good memory and sense of humor,judging by that list of quotes.
Noted Patti
I am crazy but I am a good kind of crazy...at least thats what people say to my face.
There is much more to come...
I know you believe that and I am okay with it.
There can never be a completely utopian society. Even Heaven has turmoil or there would not be a Hell.
There can never be a completely dystopian society. Even in a dystopian society there are those that agree on something.
What if Life as we know it is not Life as it really is?
For a moment, consider this:
Life may be a planetary force that is a single lifeform and all the plants, animals and germs are part of that as a whole instead of individual life forms.
What we think of as separate individuals are really nothing more than manifestations of a single living thing.
Considering that we are within the Universe and we think, feel and dream, Isn't it likely that the Universe thinks, feels and dreams? Is it aware of our sentience even tho we are not aware of its?
Universe is 14 billion years old or more. Given that much time and the uncertainty of Chaos, the Universe could be the supreme intelligent life form. All other life within it is just a manifestation of itself.
Nobody on the planet can make you feel anything. Your feelings are always your own and controlled by only you.
The only person you really need to impress is you.
Rights are something that you grant to others or others grant to you.
When you believe the lies of others your delusions get complicated.
We all live in delusion, some more than others...
So, This morning I am sitting at my writing desk having a cup of coffee and I stretch my feet out and my toe hits something decaying under there. I look and find a chunk of Tuesday under there. I had to check and yes, it is Wednesday today.
So I gather up the rotting mess of fading goo and attenpt to place it in my jar of Daylight Savings but it is so decayed it will contaminate what I have saved. Plus it is a chunk of Tuesday night and will clash with the decor. What to do...
Can't just put it in the cupboard, it will fully rot away by next Tuesday. If I freeze it and the cops find out I could go to jail. My solution was to gather it up in a ziplock bag, take it outside and hide it in the bottom of the neighbor's trash can. Trash gets picked up on Friday and as long as no cat gets ahold of it everything will be fine.
Tonight, I'm going to wait till 11:59 pm before I go to bed so I can make sure I don't have any Wednesday pieces on Thursday.
Man, I hate, Just hate when that happens!
If I had a nickel for everything I need to do I would have about $2.15
My neighbor has a flag with a picture of a flag on it......That's dumb. Its like having a picture frame with a picture of a picture frame in it.
We live in a world where other people's delusions dictate what we accept as reality.
I spilled my Daylight Savings! Looks like I'll be in the dark again this Winter...
You signed an official contract that pledged your life to our country. You left your home and changed your life. You were/are prepared to do battle in the name of freedom. Following orders to the brink of death. You watched friends grow as you became stronger, resourceful and wiser. Sadly, some of us watched our friends die. You did your duty for your country and we appreciate your dedication. You are entitled to the benefits and reverence this nation owes you.
Happy Veterans Day to all my fellow warriors. Remember the Fallen.