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Being the president of the United States is a part-time job...
I do.
The biggest problem for Trump with mail in voting
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Trump Warns That Mail-In Ballots Could Result in Voting
By Andy Borowitz
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling the situation a “total disaster,” Donald J. Trump warned on Sunday that the use of mail-in ballots could result in voting.
Appearing on Fox News, Trump said that there were “all kinds of studies” showing a “direct link” between mail-in ballots and votes cast.
“Wherever you’ve had mail-in ballots, there have been widespread cases of voting,” he said. “We’re not going to let that happen.”
He said that other countries have solved the problem of “too many votes” by banning mail-in ballots altogether.
“You look at North Korea,” Trump said. “They don’t have mail-in ballots. They barely have mail. They’re doing an amazing job.”
Raising another issue with what he called “excessive voting,” Trump warned that “the more votes you have, the higher the number you have to count to.”
“When I took my cognitive test, I had to count to ten, and that was no walk in the park,” he said. “And now you’re telling me there’s somebody out there who can count into the millions? Give me a break.”
Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian
who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news.
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We have an 'ant' problem...
"Expired, expired, expired..."
Breaking News ! Trump resigns.
I knew right from the start he was way in over his head
and didn't know what he was doing at all.
It was just a matter of time, and this was the only way he could 'save face'.
You may recall that I knew he would get impeached and you may recall that I accurately predicted it,
in writing on here, while others on here chastised me for doing so.
Well, I knew he would resign and he has.
Yep, he should have never played chess.
He thought it was like checkers and tried to jump pieces.
When I tried to teach him the game, it was too difficult for him and he resigned.
What ?
Trump background music
that Trump has used their music as background without their permission.
Honestly it's happened a lot. They simply don't want to be identified with
a lying corrupt demagogue.
Here's an alphabetical partial list;
1 Adele
2 Aerosmith
3 The Beatles
4 Bruce Springsteen
5 Eddy Grant
6 Elton John
7 Guns N' Roses
8 Leonard Cohen
9 Linkin Park
10 Luciano Pavarotti
11 Neil Young
12 Nickelback
13 Panic at the Disco
14 Pharrell Williams
15 Prince
16 Queen
17 R.E.M
18 Rihanna
19 The Rolling Stones
20 Tom Petty
21 Village People
But here I am to the rescue.
I don't think anyone would object if the music was truth in advertising.
Considering how most of the dumb attendees to Trump's rallies don't socially distance and
don't wear face masks.
Here's a song that Trump SHOULD use;
Terrific 'Closer Look' tonight from Seth Myers.
Trump had the military turn less lethal guns on the peaceful protesters there.
Well, a whistleblower recently indicated, that they actually considered using a heat wave against the peaceful protesters. This military device makes it seem like your skin is on fire within about 4 seconds.
People have a constitutional right to peacefully protest. It's really strange how some people turn their back on those who peacefully protest and enable abuse of the public.
Unbelievable how corrupt the Trump administration is, including AG Bill Barr.
Anyway, here is the 'Closer Look' by Seth Myers earlier tonight;
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Mommy, I have to make number two...
Can you imagine, if they EVER heard the truth at a Trump Rally ?
Satire from The Borowitz Report
P.A. System at Trump Rally Accidentally Blasts Woodward Tapes
By Andy Borowitz
September 13, 2020
MINDEN, NEVADA (The Borowitz Report)—Questions arose after the P.A. system at a Trump rally in Nevada accidentally blasted excerpts from Bob Woodward’s interviews with the President.
As supporters streamed into the rally, the customary sounds of such classic rock songs as “Fortunate Son” and “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” were supplanted by audio of Trump acknowledging that the coronavirus was far deadlier than a flu.
After Trump was heard revealing the details of a previously secret weapons program, campaign aides frantically disconnected the P.A. system and started scrambling for an explanation.
“We have no idea how this happened,” one aide said. “Jared was in charge of the playlist.”
Unlike artists like John Fogerty and the Rolling Stones, Woodward said that he wholeheartedly endorsed the Trump campaign’s use of his recordings at its rallies.
“If the people at these rallies watch Fox News, this might be the only way they hear these tapes,” Woodward said.
Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian
who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news.
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