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I believe that first impression lasts. Just like most people, I base my first impression from what I see in a person's face . Some of that changed when I've come to know the person but for most, first impression lasts.

Here on Blogland, it's very difficult to base your impressions based on fake or very old photos and first few blogs. My opinions of other bloggers changed after reading their blogs and sharing fun banters with them for months and months

I'm sure our first impression of each other differ and just like mine, yours have changed too after spending long hours, months and years here

I'm trying not to offend anyone but for MALE BLOGGERS here are my first impressions...

( I APOLOGIZE TO THE LADIES AND TO THOSE I DIDN'T OFFEND, I WILL GET TO YOU SOON ENOUGH! XOXO )



Boring and shy but after reading his blogs, he turned out to be funny and a little shameless but a gentleman


Too old to be on a dating site!...and so are most of the bloggers here! I don't like facial hair but those eyes were telling me to behave myself here He turned out to be friendly, fair but always run away when the going gets tough and too s*xual


This one a little unpredictable but he doesn't seem to like women He argues with most women but by end of the day he's just like everyone else...who wants to love and be loved


What does this cheeky grandpa doing here? He turned out to be cheekier than I thought! The first one who welcomed me here on blogs, very kind and understanding and put me at ease right away He lets me have fun and get crazy on his blogs but never let me forget that there's a red line that I mustn't cross


This one looks really nice, a little older than my uncles. Seems friendly but don't mess with him! Seems very sensitive but can be fun and a good sport once you've earned his respect


This one looks just OK, very ordinary nice man who has no worries and don't like any trouble at all. My impressions seems right...he turned out to be a good person who likes to laugh and be friendly with everyone.


This face looks shy and can't seem to hurt a fly...very serious type. Well, not that serious at all, he happens to like fun banters and liven up a blog with his fun gentlemanly humor


Oh this one is really deep, I have to dig deeper. Behave and respect yourself and he is your knight in shinning armor...he's a good friend but don't ruffle his feathers...like I did when I posted my "pervy" blog...


This one was aloof and not so friendly and very picky A bit difficult to fathom, you've got to earn his comment! You respect him, he'll respect you


I did like this one right away, Mr Nice Guy! Fun, honest and no BS...what you see is what you get!


Here's a gentleman, my kind of a date ( if he's a little younger ), the type who will open doors for you, hold your hands and cuddle you to sleep

Blogland is throwing a party, bloggers are not allowed to bring any outsiders…and everyone has to contribute. You all have responsibilities::uhoh:

Bar full of drinks, Molly, Butterfly and Seagrit are in charge.

Lots of desserts: DC

Gambling Table : Johnny

Live Bands and Music : Nozeal, Track and Robby are in-charge

Barbeque: Ken

Food and Memorabilias : CC, Sista and Angel

Story Teller: Robert

Fortune Teller and Astrology : Gypsy, Daniela , Tepid and Semsu

Transportation,: Mic and Nam

Male Entertainers: Ian , Blue, Robby , Diece , Scotty , Daears,
Rocking and CrownAffair

Female entertainers and dancers…Cal, Ish, Free, Shane, Georgie, BB , Seri and the newbies Annlee and others

Security : Cap Nemo, Bespoke, GentleJim, Zman,Dedo, Loveranger, Pat, IBA, IATO, Twazzle , RCM, Timotie and MAP

Publicity : Elegsabiff is in charge

Medics : Nurse Loulou and NotaDoc

Usherettes: Kal, Ekself, Usha, Unlao, Kittyjoy, DutchF, Diova, Tatami, 2B, Pieceacke, Laucymaud

We will honor the respectable Old members…they will be sitting in a special round table and will be given the CS Loyalty Awards : Pedal, Solamente, Redex, LJ,Nam, Wen, Sands, Itchy, Kenaux, LouLou, Capricorn, Angel, BC, Zman, Jimnastic, MicLee, Bungalow, Catfoot, Lukeon, Hans , Viking, Avias, CC , Calliops, Raven, RaptureCapture, GG and few others.

Those who are in need of absolution and communion, Keys will be in the mini chapel behind the bar.

Those who are not mentioned are also required to attend

Snook will take care of the live streaming of the party

Emcee: Robert and Usha

No one is going home alone and empty-handed…We are going to crown our Lovers Of The Night ( age gap no more than 20 years ) so feel free to cast your vote:

Dress Code: 70S to 80s, post a pic for approval…

Venue… open to suggestions

If I’m to run this party, it’s going to be a wild one…so it’s best if we all do this together…post your ideas and suggestions and let the fun begin

PS: For those who were wondering what I was talking about not being able to post any comment...here they go again...they stopped me from commenting last night so Scotty had the last word...this is not unusual for me and I'll be able to post comment and join the party later. Meanwhile, Mic make sure everyone arrives on time

The Lord made a limited number of perfect scalps. The rest He covered with hair. Somebody asked me yesterday if I’m bald. No, I fear I do not have a perfect scalp… yet.

I have a smallish bald patch on top and I have lost some hair in front, but this is only visible in winter - like now – when I grow my hair. In summer I keep my hair short.

Some men go bald on top first and then it spreads to the front. Others go bald in front first then it spreads to the top. A third group – like me – start both at more or less the same time and they work their way together across the top.

So what is the relevance?

Men who are bald in front think a lot while men who are bald on top know a lot.

So what if a man is bald in front and on top? Like me!

He thinks he knows a lot!

But while we are at the general topic of hair, why is it that my beard is greyer than my hair? It should not be so. After all, my hair is 18 years older than my beard.


So today is Tuesday. Vasbyt! We're getting there.

Been There, Done That ?

According to Wikipedia:

Menopause, also known as the climacteric, is the time in most women's lives when menstrual periods stop permanently, and they are no longer able to have children , a natural change that typically occurs between 45 and 55 years of age. It can occur earlier in those who smoke tobacco. Other causes include surgery that removes both ovaries, or some types of chemotherapy. At the physiological level, menopause happens because of a decrease in the ovaries' production of the hormones estrogen and progesterone.

Symptoms:

* Dyspareunia is painful s*xual intercourse due to medical or psychological causes. The pain can primarily be on the external surface of the genitalia, or deeper in the pelvis upon deep pressure against the cervix. It can affect a small portion of the vulva or va*ina or be felt all over the surface

* Vaginal dryness

* Atrophic vaginitis (also known as vaginal atrophy, vulvovaginal atrophy, or urogenital atrophy) is an inflammation of thevagina (and the outer urinary tract) due to the thinning and shrinking of the tissues, as well as decreased lubrication. These symptoms are due to a lack of the reproductive hormone estrogen.

Other physical symptoms of menopause include: lack of energy, joint soreness, stiffness, back pain, breast enlargement, breast pain, heart palpitations, headache, dizziness, dry, itchy skin, thinning, tingling skin, weight gain, urinary incontinence, urinary urgency, interrupted sleeping patterns, heavy night sweats, hot flashes.

Psychological symptoms include: anxiety, poor memory, inability to concentrate, depressive mood, irritability,mood swings,less interest in s*xual activity.

Yes, Yes, we all know about menopause...

This blog is not to educate others about menopause...as I haven't experienced it yet...not looking forward to it tho! 'Was sitting with friends yesterday and this topic came up. Most of my friends here in Jordan are either going through menopause or were already there. Symptoms they are going/went through are exactly what I read about on the internet and books but in most "s*xual" topics here on blogs and forum, many women who are past the menopausal age claimed to be "hotter" after menopause...this is contradicting science and what I've heard from those who went through it ...makes me wonder if they're simply BSing and "wet dreaming" here ? Many here claimed to be very sexually active after menopause...more than ever and looking for a nicely packaged hot tall, dark and handsome man who has all the right qualities...won't settle for less than great sex...seriously?

Here is a great place to read and learn from the experiences of others but it seems many here are in denial of their decline and failures in life...who are we kidding ?

Most of my friends who are going through menopause or been there said that they're no longer interested in dating...menopause makes them feel sexually unattractive and "old". This doesn't make me look forward to my menopausal days at all

For the men:

Would you date a woman who's going through menopause and experiencing those symptoms above ?

Puns and Other Groaners

The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, "You stay here, I'll go on ahead."

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: "Keep off the Grass."

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium, at large.

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

A backward poet writes in-verse.

In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

Don't join dangerous cults, practice safe sects!

Christ! too many single people here!

What a shame! I know, I know you're not here for love...just for blogs Well, Valentine's day is almost here again...I thought it would be nice to send love to each and every blogger

I know I'm gonna be in trouble for this but I'm wondering...what if CS set you up in a blind date with another blogger...with compensation of course...free lifetime membership, money, free tickets, food, souvenirs...and hotel suite if needed

Your mission is to make that blogger happy on Valentine's day...doesn't have to be romantic but what the heck it's Valentine's day might as well make the most out of it....how would you accomplish that?

This is just for fun...get ready, here's your blind date









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I apologize to those I have not included in this special mission, I will get to you soon enough. No offense intended...just my way of saying " Happy Valentine's Day !" to you all

Ladies, listen up...tonight is the night for these men
I've been blogging here for so long, surrounded by these gorgeous bachelors and from time to time I wonder why they are still here?

They have so much to offer and I think it's about time the ladies take a closer look at them

Most of these guys are a little past their shelf life so this will be "Everyone Must Go" kind of auction. Ladies are allowed to bid for more than 1 man, you can do what you want with them once deal is closed and paid in full.

Proceeds will go to CS of course... for the betterment CS community.


Physically, emotionally and mentally fit, stable, knows so much about DIY,...bid starts at 1 round trip ticket to any country + $150

Another great catch here...owns his own spaceship, can take you for a ride anywhere you want to go, funny,friendly...bid starts at Great home-cooked dinner + $150

...another great catch, very funny gentleman, a kind-hearted and reliable...bid starts at A picnic basket + $150

Fully functional,good job, funny...bid starts at a sensual lap dance + $150

great catch here, great man, funny, real gentleman...bid starts at a basket of donuts + $150

You can't afford not to go for this one, house-trained gentleman, romantic...bid starts at sensual back rubs+ $150

Here's another great catch, talented, a good man, relibale in any emergencies...bid starts at holiday trip to Spain + $150

Here's another great catch, a funny man, he loves ladies...bid starts at 1 round trip ticket to Las Vegas + $150

Oh yeah, here's another elusive bachelor, he's got it all...bid starts at a night of skinny dipping + $150

Can't miss this one, loves photography, funny, sexy...bid starts at A candlelit dinner + $150

Great catch, a boat/ship captain, tough but big-hearted...bid starts at a sensual belly dancing + $150

Not sure if this one is taken or not, great guy...bid starts at A night of sensual massage + $150

The ff are on clearance sale


Hot, sexy, talented, a bit rough around the edges but house-trained.
Bid starts at a bottle of cold beer + $10

Hot guy...very funny, loves ladies, willing to relocate...bid starts at a loaf of moving raisen bread + $10

Needs a bit of training, hates women but can be easily remedied, good guy, funny...bid starts at 1 cheeseburger meal $10

Oh this one is a handful but has many redeeming qualities...piercing blue eyes, hot body, talented...bid starts at a bottle of wine + $11

The ff is sold...sorry!


Let the auction begin!

Few weeks ago, I predicted the bloggers future and one of them, came true! Not LJ's but Trump's I'm not a certified fate teller but my crystal ball obviously is I bet a cup of coffee with my colleague too and enjoying my winnings right this very moment Now that my most unlikely prediction just happened, I'm sure the rest will follow. yay:

Daniela,
On Feb 2017, she will finally meet her match. She loves stallions, he loves mares…they both adore horses and will live happily ever after in Spain. He’s a little younger than him but not more than 10 years.

Legs,
She will write a best seller that will end up as a block buster movie, She will be surrounded by gorgeous men fighting for her attention but her only true love will be a fellow blogger,they will pick up the pieces where they off and live happily ever after. I can see them cuddling on the sofa, planting sweet kisses on each other here and there, having a glass of wine while reading s*xual blogs.

Itchy,
This feisty lady will finally settle down with her special man, he’s not a blogger, he’s good looking and owns many dry cleaning shops. He will shower her with love and silk underwears , he will be totally under her spell for the rest of their happy life. This will happen sometime in 2017

Molly,
She will finally reveal herself and submit her will to a very special man. She will throw cautions to the wind just to love and be loved. They will adore each other and adopt more dogs. Some of it will happen when the pigs fly.

MH and CC,
I see very happy years to come for these two lovely ladies. No, I didn’t see any man but I see a large picture frame of their loved one on their bedside table.

Ekself
Soon, very soon…she will hear a loud knocking on her door. A man with handsome rugged look will be standing there asking for directions, he look tired and hungry, she will offer him a bowl of hot crab corn chowder…and that would be the start of everlasting romance. He’s a professional builder, architect or engineer and will be greatly impressed at Eks’ talent in building houses.

Seri,
In few months time, she will walk down the aisles… will meet her match here on CS, he has no kids, very kind good looking man who will fight for her. He will spoil her, will make her very happy for the rest of her life and will have 3 children, 2 boys and 1 girl.

Unlao, KN, Calm, Capri
I couldn’t see clearly, the ball was so foggy, maybe because they hardly post any blogs but I received good vibes…romantic ones. I will have a second look later.

LouLou,
Will go back packing in Asia, will meet a very special man who loves nurse outfits and needles. They will settle down in Asia;

Kal,
She will follow her heart and spend the rest of her life with a very good loving man. They will do so many fun things together: cooking, hunting, inventing…I can see them cuddling and teasing each other on the sofa every evening while reading silly fun blogs. He’s about 15 years older than her, they’re perfect for each other.

Cal,
Is living a happy life and will continue to do so for the rest of her life. Her man will finally come to his senses and will do and will give everything to make her happy. He will be under her total control and they will grow old together doting on their grandchildren.


DC,
Will run her own cupcake factory and will be cherished by a wrinkled handsome 69 years old man. They will travel together to many countries and live a very fulfilling s*xual life. This will happen in a month or so.

LJ,
She will fall in love again, also here on CS, he supports Hillary, she supports Trumps…Trump will win but all is fair in love and politics, they will also live happily ever after despite the daily political arguments.

Angel,
Will be very happy with her man, will succeed in business, will make a lot of tax-free money

It's that time of the month again!
I'm feeling miserable, have a headache and just don't feel like doing anything . Even a pint of coffee and some cinnamon rolls don't help at all

Where the heck are you?! The time I need a lashing post I've got no one around ffs! this is the time I really really miss my Bigbutt

When I get crazy like this, many things just randomly come in my mind...like the things that I like in men: hairy, nice bums, fun and jerk-"ish". does "size" really matters? They said it's not the size of your wand but it's the magic that you create when you wave it...

I'm petite, size small, size 1 and sometimes not happy about it... specially when I go to buy some shoes, I always have trouble finding my size. How small is small and how big is big?

What size are you?

CS MEN, are you lonesome tonight? Feeling so loveless and unlovable? Feeling like a looser? STOP!!! Don’t be… just sit back and relax , it’s time for you to meet CS eligible Calendar Girls and here they are::wink:

Ms January... is an Indonesian pu**y Cat living in a golden palace in Jakarta. Flaunting a DBD cup bra have a very sweet personality , timeless beauty and her nurturing hands will sure to keep you happy for the rest of your life. Her hobby includes blogging, travelling and collecting hunky men. All you need to do is book a ticket to Indonesia…so what are you waiting for?


Ms February... is a cape wearing witch from Ireland. This big blue-eyed broom rider is a toughie but doesn’t think twice to lend a hand to the oppressed and the needy. She loves to write poetry and weeding and gardening on weekends…. and chilling with a bottle of wine or two on cold lonely nights. If you fancy some moonlight romance, learn how to ride a broom and fly straight to her kingdom.


Ms March... is a drop dead gorgeous blonde from Spain. This hot horse-whisperer loves volunteering and dream interpretations. She knows exactly what you’re missing and can bring you back to life with her healing hands and soothing voice. So if it’s romance and soulmate that you are really looking for, try this temptress and you won’t ever regret relocating to Spain…I guarantee that.


Ms April... is a very charming and witty cougar from Scotland. No, no…don’t get me wrong, this cougar has it all : sharp but well-trimmed paws, seductive pangs, long wiggly tails, golden whiskers and to top it all, this cougar is a very talented writer with eyes that changes color from green to purple to yellow to blue and to red… eye color depends on her estrogen level. So if you know how to tame a cougar…go on…buy a leash and give her your best shot.


Ms May... is a very hot blooded lady from England. Her wisdom and s*xual expertise will never cease to amaze you. This very tough but kind-hearted ultra-blonde hottie with a very gentle nature loves and loves passionate sex , write poetry and read good books. She’s highly recommended for those are suffering from EDS , quickies and all those men who are badly in need to learn the art of lust and love making.