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TROLLS
According to Wikipedia:
A troll is a supernatural being in Norse mythology and Scandinavian folklore. They dwell in isolated rocks, mountains, or caves, live together in small family units but their dwellings seems to be getting too congested for them so most of them now dwells on the internet with the ultimate purpose to sow discord by starting arguments or upsetting people, by posting inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community with the deliberate intent of provoking readers into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.
Lately, trolls became beings in their own right, where they live far from human habitation and are considered dangerous to human beings. Depending on the region from which accounts of trolls stem, their appearance varies greatly; trolls may be ugly and slow-witted, or look and behave exactly like human beings, with no particularly grotesque characteristic about them.
I guess this explains why most of the trolls doesn't have profile photo:
To better understand them, look closely to this:
and if you ever come across one...don't let it bother you. You can buy this at Angel's:
Have fun and be nice to trolls, they're not as lucky and happy as you
A troll is a supernatural being in Norse mythology and Scandinavian folklore. They dwell in isolated rocks, mountains, or caves, live together in small family units but their dwellings seems to be getting too congested for them so most of them now dwells on the internet with the ultimate purpose to sow discord by starting arguments or upsetting people, by posting inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community with the deliberate intent of provoking readers into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.
Lately, trolls became beings in their own right, where they live far from human habitation and are considered dangerous to human beings. Depending on the region from which accounts of trolls stem, their appearance varies greatly; trolls may be ugly and slow-witted, or look and behave exactly like human beings, with no particularly grotesque characteristic about them.
I guess this explains why most of the trolls doesn't have profile photo:
To better understand them, look closely to this:
and if you ever come across one...don't let it bother you. You can buy this at Angel's:
Have fun and be nice to trolls, they're not as lucky and happy as you
What Did I Miss Here? Angel's Birthday!!!
Aarrrgh...I'm so tired, exhausted don't feel like working and think anymore so I'm blogging!
Still at work but don't feel like working anymore ...after such a busy day of trying to sort out others's mess...
Oh boy...I missed Angel's Party...
Angel, here's another birthday party from me...
Here's a Million Dollar Cake...hope you'll like this
I don't think Johnny and Robert are hot enough to do a special birthday dance for you so I hired someone else...
Happy Birthday, Angel!
Still at work but don't feel like working anymore ...after such a busy day of trying to sort out others's mess...
Oh boy...I missed Angel's Party...
Angel, here's another birthday party from me...
Here's a Million Dollar Cake...hope you'll like this
I don't think Johnny and Robert are hot enough to do a special birthday dance for you so I hired someone else...
Happy Birthday, Angel!
Bloggers' Original Pick UP LINES...
No wonder why we're still blogging here!
1. You want to come in my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is open.
2. Surprise me !!!
I am me ! I have a very strong personality. If urs r not it will make u feel inferior.
3. I am a Happy Beatnik Poet Writer Music Scholar Type Person =
Hello my Friend indeed I am Roger a Man of many Lives..
4. Single but not available at the present. Try later if you wish.
I know I cannot always have what I want, but that does not make me want it less.
5. Hi Everyone!
I am friendly and understanding. I work hard and intelligently to always make life happier and better. People say I look younger. I like to keep active and in shape.
6. i love humanity
i need my soul for marriage , age is does'nt matter i need just understanding .
7. passionate and lovely
after you knew me, you will say that I am passionate and lovable person... so be careful !!
8. Autumn rose. There be thorns.
I'm a bit of an idiot, but on the whole a fairly cheerful one. A mediocre cook, a terrible housekeeper, seem very sensible but am secretly ludicrously romantic.
10. Godly Woman seeks Godly Man
So there will be no MISUNDERSTANDING PLEASE READ CAREFULLY!... YOU MUST BE A BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN WHO IS ACTIVE IN CHURCH MINISTRY, AND IS AGE APPROPRIATE (58-99)!
11. No picture then NOooo reply...its only fair.
QUIET and living the quiet life too i might add...
12. The show must go on....
My Ego has gone to sleep when I need it the most.
13. normal /polite/ considerate
studying music on the computer want to get involved with deejaying and music full time would like to be part of a music band
14. Im good at this type of thing...or am I?
I am a qualified gold digger and hope to find a very wealthy woman here.
15. bitter things are better for life...
i like truth....but truth is bitter...
16. I adore my cat Keven ! He is red
17. Just Friends
Thanks for viewing my profile. I am here to chat with people and makes friends around the world! In doing this, maybe I will meet a nice lady! Who knows?
18. Thanks for dropping by
Ermmm... not sure describing myself is going to alter the perception you've made of me from my photos.
19. anyone who will have me....
I'm a busy, single father to a 17 year old son, who lives with me, although if he don't clean his room, that may change very soon. Im told that's teenagers..Mmm don't remember being like that when I was a teenager, 37 years ago..OMG I'm 50 this year,
21. welleducated English speaking kind pretty woman looking for serious relationship
I am well educated English speaking lady who have a bachelor degree in science. I am kind and active,1.67m tall,slim,pretty,responsibleI am good at family financial planning. I like reading history and economy articles.I like philosophy also.
22. 'just bored , got nothing better to do.
I'm not your type so just move on...go look for someone else
I'm a crazy, loopy lunatic...will only tease you and waste your precious time.
23. Never stop dreaming
“Study me as much as you like, you will never know me. For I differ a hundred ways from what you see me to be.” ~
Rumi
24. Flippencute
I'm very fussy when it gets to allowing people close to me. Family we can't choose, partners and friends we should.
25. x
Welcome, im a chocolate addict, I dont drink, and smoke ONLY if I catch on fire and enjoy making sweet love ALL night long to the right girl, Im recovering right now after a horrible accident which is covered in my blog entry.
26. Friendly girl needing companion for walking sharing hobbies.
I have a good heart and friendly but no-ones fool
27. Only here for chat and forums
Retired Astronaut and Part Time Brain Surgeon
Please pick your favorite...not your own!
1. You want to come in my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is open.
2. Surprise me !!!
I am me ! I have a very strong personality. If urs r not it will make u feel inferior.
3. I am a Happy Beatnik Poet Writer Music Scholar Type Person =
Hello my Friend indeed I am Roger a Man of many Lives..
4. Single but not available at the present. Try later if you wish.
I know I cannot always have what I want, but that does not make me want it less.
5. Hi Everyone!
I am friendly and understanding. I work hard and intelligently to always make life happier and better. People say I look younger. I like to keep active and in shape.
6. i love humanity
i need my soul for marriage , age is does'nt matter i need just understanding .
7. passionate and lovely
after you knew me, you will say that I am passionate and lovable person... so be careful !!
8. Autumn rose. There be thorns.
I'm a bit of an idiot, but on the whole a fairly cheerful one. A mediocre cook, a terrible housekeeper, seem very sensible but am secretly ludicrously romantic.
10. Godly Woman seeks Godly Man
So there will be no MISUNDERSTANDING PLEASE READ CAREFULLY!... YOU MUST BE A BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN WHO IS ACTIVE IN CHURCH MINISTRY, AND IS AGE APPROPRIATE (58-99)!
11. No picture then NOooo reply...its only fair.
QUIET and living the quiet life too i might add...
12. The show must go on....
My Ego has gone to sleep when I need it the most.
13. normal /polite/ considerate
studying music on the computer want to get involved with deejaying and music full time would like to be part of a music band
14. Im good at this type of thing...or am I?
I am a qualified gold digger and hope to find a very wealthy woman here.
15. bitter things are better for life...
i like truth....but truth is bitter...
16. I adore my cat Keven ! He is red
17. Just Friends
Thanks for viewing my profile. I am here to chat with people and makes friends around the world! In doing this, maybe I will meet a nice lady! Who knows?
18. Thanks for dropping by
Ermmm... not sure describing myself is going to alter the perception you've made of me from my photos.
19. anyone who will have me....
I'm a busy, single father to a 17 year old son, who lives with me, although if he don't clean his room, that may change very soon. Im told that's teenagers..Mmm don't remember being like that when I was a teenager, 37 years ago..OMG I'm 50 this year,
21. welleducated English speaking kind pretty woman looking for serious relationship
I am well educated English speaking lady who have a bachelor degree in science. I am kind and active,1.67m tall,slim,pretty,responsibleI am good at family financial planning. I like reading history and economy articles.I like philosophy also.
22. 'just bored , got nothing better to do.
I'm not your type so just move on...go look for someone else
I'm a crazy, loopy lunatic...will only tease you and waste your precious time.
23. Never stop dreaming
“Study me as much as you like, you will never know me. For I differ a hundred ways from what you see me to be.” ~
Rumi
24. Flippencute
I'm very fussy when it gets to allowing people close to me. Family we can't choose, partners and friends we should.
25. x
Welcome, im a chocolate addict, I dont drink, and smoke ONLY if I catch on fire and enjoy making sweet love ALL night long to the right girl, Im recovering right now after a horrible accident which is covered in my blog entry.
26. Friendly girl needing companion for walking sharing hobbies.
I have a good heart and friendly but no-ones fool
27. Only here for chat and forums
Retired Astronaut and Part Time Brain Surgeon
Please pick your favorite...not your own!
Funny Johnny Carson's quips...
Two generations stayed up late watching Johnny Carson host of the Tonight Show.
I remember friends repeating some of the funny things he said. If you know the show, his side kick and co-host Ed McMahon would often lead Johnny into something funny.
For example:
Johnny would say "It was really hot today"
Ed would comment "How hot was it Johnny"
Carson would come back with "It was so hot, I saw a bird cooking a worm on the sidewalk"
Typically, there would be a rimshot from the band's drummer signifying a joke!
Some of the people he interviewed said funny things and they both would laugh to tears.
That's the way it was with Johnny.
There was a blooper when he interviewed the wife of famous pro-golfer Jack Nicklaus. He asked her if she did anything to give him good luck before an important match. She replied "I kiss his balls" Realizing what she had said, she corrected herself by saying "his golf balls" but that was too late as Johnny had the comeback "I bet that made his putter rise to the occasion" totally embarrassed, she left the stage.
I didn't get to see it, but another memorable moment was when Zsa Zsa Gabor was on the show. She was sitting in the chair with a cat on her lap. When she asked Johnny if he wanted to pet her p*ssy he said...
It was brought up years later by Jane Fonda.
I remember friends repeating some of the funny things he said. If you know the show, his side kick and co-host Ed McMahon would often lead Johnny into something funny.
For example:
Johnny would say "It was really hot today"
Ed would comment "How hot was it Johnny"
Carson would come back with "It was so hot, I saw a bird cooking a worm on the sidewalk"
Typically, there would be a rimshot from the band's drummer signifying a joke!
Some of the people he interviewed said funny things and they both would laugh to tears.
That's the way it was with Johnny.
There was a blooper when he interviewed the wife of famous pro-golfer Jack Nicklaus. He asked her if she did anything to give him good luck before an important match. She replied "I kiss his balls" Realizing what she had said, she corrected herself by saying "his golf balls" but that was too late as Johnny had the comeback "I bet that made his putter rise to the occasion" totally embarrassed, she left the stage.
I didn't get to see it, but another memorable moment was when Zsa Zsa Gabor was on the show. She was sitting in the chair with a cat on her lap. When she asked Johnny if he wanted to pet her p*ssy he said...
It was brought up years later by Jane Fonda.
online today!
Inanimate Love
Object sexuality or objectophilia is where humans are attracted to inanimate objects, They often feel love and commitment and believe that objects have souls, intelligence and feelings as well as being able to communicate.
Ive blogged about shopping trolleys, Toasters and today Ive mentioned my collection of cheese graters. In my case it seems I am attracted to smaller domestic items, Ive read about women in love with concrete and one who actually married the Eifle tower
Having once dated a shopping trolley I know too well what happens when seduced by other objects, let's just say it ended badly when I had an affair with a coffee machine.
Im not saying I dont like women, I love women, I love everything about them, a woman's smile, their soft skin, their eyes and scent are man's gifts from the gods.
Lets see how many of you out there admit you like inanimate objects...
Ive blogged about shopping trolleys, Toasters and today Ive mentioned my collection of cheese graters. In my case it seems I am attracted to smaller domestic items, Ive read about women in love with concrete and one who actually married the Eifle tower
Having once dated a shopping trolley I know too well what happens when seduced by other objects, let's just say it ended badly when I had an affair with a coffee machine.
Im not saying I dont like women, I love women, I love everything about them, a woman's smile, their soft skin, their eyes and scent are man's gifts from the gods.
Lets see how many of you out there admit you like inanimate objects...
Cat?
Is South Africa still there? Cat, Bea, Lukeon, Candy, guys???
Okay, I can see Snookums. And Cocheta commented on my blog. But the rest of you guys are keeping extremely quiet. If the bottom end of SA broke off, taking PE with it, I'm assuming someone would have said something. I don't really keep up with world news, but you'd think ...
Okay, I can see Snookums. And Cocheta commented on my blog. But the rest of you guys are keeping extremely quiet. If the bottom end of SA broke off, taking PE with it, I'm assuming someone would have said something. I don't really keep up with world news, but you'd think ...
Once Upon A Time
There was a sad and lonely little troll. He lived under a remote bridge in the land of Nod.
Everyone knew he was a troll, except for him. He thought he was a knight in shining armor. Other trolls would attempt to get to know him, but he would threaten them with his imaginary sword and yell at them "Be gone, unthightly Troll!"
Each day, one or two passers by would try to cross his bridge. He would lisp, "Fee Fi Fo Fum, who attempths to croth my bridge?? I will eat you alive, inthignificant human!"
Many of the would be bridge crossers would back away from the troll in fear. They didn't want to mess with him, even if all he could do was give them a good gumming.
One day a fiery witch came to the bridge. The troll stepped out menacingly, waving his invisible sword. "Be gone from my bridge, little witch! I will thtew you alive!"
The witch looked amused at the poor troll. She approached him gently and said, "Poor little troll, who has told you that you are a white knight? You are a sad and lonely little troll. But with the wave of my magic wand and with the help of my magic mirror, I will help you to see the truth."
She held up the mirror and waved her wand and for the first time, the troll saw himself as he really was. He dropped to his boney little knees and began to weep.
The witch patted him on the head and said, "it will be alright, little troll. All it will take is a few years of psychotherapy. Your bitterness will fade and as it does you will transform into the knight you wish you could be."
With that, the witch crossed the bridge,unimpeded, leaving the little troll to his breakthrough as she carried on to her fabulous costume ball.
The End
Everyone knew he was a troll, except for him. He thought he was a knight in shining armor. Other trolls would attempt to get to know him, but he would threaten them with his imaginary sword and yell at them "Be gone, unthightly Troll!"
Each day, one or two passers by would try to cross his bridge. He would lisp, "Fee Fi Fo Fum, who attempths to croth my bridge?? I will eat you alive, inthignificant human!"
Many of the would be bridge crossers would back away from the troll in fear. They didn't want to mess with him, even if all he could do was give them a good gumming.
One day a fiery witch came to the bridge. The troll stepped out menacingly, waving his invisible sword. "Be gone from my bridge, little witch! I will thtew you alive!"
The witch looked amused at the poor troll. She approached him gently and said, "Poor little troll, who has told you that you are a white knight? You are a sad and lonely little troll. But with the wave of my magic wand and with the help of my magic mirror, I will help you to see the truth."
She held up the mirror and waved her wand and for the first time, the troll saw himself as he really was. He dropped to his boney little knees and began to weep.
The witch patted him on the head and said, "it will be alright, little troll. All it will take is a few years of psychotherapy. Your bitterness will fade and as it does you will transform into the knight you wish you could be."
With that, the witch crossed the bridge,unimpeded, leaving the little troll to his breakthrough as she carried on to her fabulous costume ball.
The End
The Walking Dead Season 6 Episode 1
Superb!
6 AM my time here and just finished watching the Season 6 Episode 1 in Putlocker...WOW, I can't get enough of those zombies Can hardly wait for Episode 2!
Not really a big fan of zombies but the story is really great, how those strangers bonded together, care for each other as a family...so many positive things to learn from those characters...
I love all of those characters but I'm sure some of you have your favorite.
Who's yours?
6 AM my time here and just finished watching the Season 6 Episode 1 in Putlocker...WOW, I can't get enough of those zombies
Can hardly wait for Episode 2!Not really a big fan of zombies but the story is really great, how those strangers bonded together, care for each other as a family...so many positive things to learn from those characters...
I love all of those characters but I'm sure some of you have your favorite.
Who's yours?
The thousand comment blog
Please help me
I'm trying to cut and paste my way to the title of most commented blog..
If I post a comment every day it will take me just over 3 years
As I only have limited time online (yet seem to be here 24/7)I must be running some sort of autobot
Only 999 comments to go
I'm trying to cut and paste my way to the title of most commented blog..
If I post a comment every day it will take me just over 3 years
As I only have limited time online (yet seem to be here 24/7)I must be running some sort of autobot
Only 999 comments to go
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