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Why is it so difficult to hide a happiness? When I'm happy, I'm wearing a big smile and grinning...people around me says that I'm like a walking sunshine and it's contagious too. Walking around smiling or grinning for some reasons unknown to others makes them wonder "what the heck is going on with her?!" and that makes them smile too

When I'm sad and grumpy, I don't show that to the world, I'm very good at hiding my negative emotions and wearing a fake smile that way I don't affect people around me.

Well, I have lots of reasons to be happy...you?

Well, woke up early here and having a nice cup of coffee...thinking and looking forward to happy days

You all have a nice day/night

The PS artists' works are really good these days. Feel free to contribute recent Political Satire.

1) NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!'


2) OPINIONS
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, 'The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents.'


3) KETCHUP
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. 'Mommy can't come to the phone
to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle.'


4) MORE NUDITY
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks,
with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, 'What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?'


5) POLICE # 1
While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, 'Are you a cop? Yes,' I answered and continued writing the report. My mother said if I ever needed
help I should ask the police. Is that right?' 'Yes, that's right,' I told her. 'Well, then,' she said as she extended her foot toward me, 'would you please tie my shoe?'


6) POLICE # 2
It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. 'Is that a dog you got back there?' he asked.'It sure is,' I replied.Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, 'What'd he do?'


7) ELDERLY
While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon
rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One
day I found her staring at some false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely
turned and whispered, 'The tooth fairy will never believe this!'


8) DRESS-UP
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, 'Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit.''And why not, Darling?'She replied, 'You know that it always gives you a headache the
next morning.'


9) DEATH
While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased.The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers, and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always
said: 'Glory be unto the Faaather, and unto the Sonnn, and into the hole he goooes.

Just for fun............


Bond... I nominate Pedal and sol,

Miss moneypenny..... I nominate me loyal PA, with a secret crush Mr. bond.

M..... oh got to be our very own Z

pu**y galore......tempted, tempted, no, will leave that open to suggestions .

Jaws.....lmao Chrome, only cos he has a nice smile

Blofeld...ooohh, Ken

Dink... Itchy witch

Miss Taro...Molly baby

Tatiana Romanova....unlaoised

Honey Ryder.... calypso,

LMAO I cant think of other characters


Please please, do not take this as anything more than a bit of fun, it is not in my nature to offend anyone

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Today is the infamous CS Blog Boxing Day...here are the rules

:You get five rounds (5 comments each) a 6th comment is disqualifcaton

:You can say anything mean you wish (within CS parameters)

:Kicking, Biting, Scratching are all acceptable

A knockout would be someone who can't post their 5 comments

And being the Democratic societies we are, I will set up a Poll in the poll secton so everyone can anonymously vote the winner of each match..the winners will win an all expense paid city trip to_________???????

Here are todays contestants:

Match one: Cal vs Blue Thunder
Match two: BloodyBrlliant vs Cal
Match three: Gypsy vs Blue Thunder
Match four: Ian vs Crazyheart
Match five: Blue Thunder vs Ash

Happy Day

to keep the matches in order, please wait for comments until the match is over....all other comments will be deleted (sorry Map/DH/Ash) International Boxing Rules Association

While very few will be able to check all three boxes, two is still better than one.

#1 Be nice. People tend to like people who are nice better than as$holes.

#2 Be interesting. While this is hard for some people, those who can pull it off will be liked by some, and if you can't manage it, then at least try and be #1.

#3 Be funny. A lot of people definitely can't pull this off, except in their own mind perhaps, but if you can people might tend to overlook your failings on #1 and #2.

And if you can't accomplish any of the above at least put up a pretty profile pic. And that concludes my three tips (plus bonus) for becoming a well liked blogger.

For a guy to want his girlfriend to dress up as Zena the Warrior Princess?

...everyone in your blog, like a handing out participation trophies?








...but I like my participation trophies.

Don't judge me.

Following the news that advertising on dating sites will have to more accurately depict the members I managed to download the new log-out page for CS